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Ms Mockinatrix
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thought you guys might like this to help generate some superb insults.

The made up ones are the best.

Enjoy!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily.



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's excellent!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thou goatish rump-fed horn-beast!

sounds like an accurate description of a lad.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thou yeasty dizzy-eyed varlot!
Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.

This is a funny site, Ms M. Very Happy Bookmarked!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

See! even Shakespeare knew about Lads, even all the way back then Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thou dankish tickle-brained giglet!

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Thanks, Ms Mockinatrix!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And they will recycle these insults too!

In six months time, they'll be calling us in medieval speak Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thou yeasty fen-sucked whey-face!

?????

I like the idea of trying to convert the lads to olde english Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thou puny knotty-pated hugger-mugger!


Pardon ? translation anyone ?...lol

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thou frothy doghearted hugger-mugger!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You're all welcome my lovelies.....
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear (Taken from: King John)

[Thou] vicious mole of nature! (Taken from: Hamlet)

[Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch! (Taken from: Henry IV, part I)

[Thou art] like the toad, ugly and venomous. (Taken from: As You Like It)

Rogue, thou hast liv'd too long. (Taken from: Antony and Cleopatra)

Quite a variety from old Will...

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this thank you Mrs Mx!

OT ETA yay 2000 posts. but i missed partying like its 1999 Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thou goatish post-lover! Fie upon thee!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thou cockered unchin-snouted street thawth!

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Foul matron and droning dread-bolted malcontent, thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit!

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Would be cool to see this come back via the Lads Very Happy

I shall be adding this to my email signature at work....sure to get me a pay rise.


I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Thou caluminous bat-fowling flax-wench!


Had to look it up!
So bat fowling was a way of catching birds at night by lighting fires and flax wench is a lady of negotiable virtue Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thanks for the link Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Thou bawdy pottle-deep vassal!


Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Idol of idiot-worshippers!


Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[Thine] forward voice, now, is to speak well of [thine] friend; [thine] backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract

right......
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You should be women, and yet your beard forbid me to interpret that you are so.


Should be good for a romance scam comming to an end.

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