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Ms Mockinatrix
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've created mine, create yours.....although mine is the bestest plan ever so perhaps you shouldn't bother Laughing

Your Objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce Hugh Jackman. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Cower in terror minions!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought I was reading SOOI's personal objectives.

World domination
Evil - It's my nature
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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bringing about a 1984 police state


That'll be Gene Hunt in the Audi Quatrro then....

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have one of my own:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap Bob The Builder. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the eiffel tower. This will all be done from your death star, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of fluffy wuffy kittens hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with a certain boy band, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your time machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

Only a slight variation from my previous 5 year plan.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, terrified by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.


I think I brockeded it.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Looks good in costume? Oh Well 3 out of 4 ain't bad.


Laughing has he been vacinated this year yet?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

[evil_cackle] Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet. [/evil_cackle]

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to leave, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the white house. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

boy band Mr E? really.....

will you be wearing your pants on the outside whilst you carry out your evil plan?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ms Mockinatrix wrote:
boy band Mr E? really.....

will you be wearing your pants on the outside whilst you carry out your evil plan?



Only if you will.....
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a military general. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.


Damn right.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, baffled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil**, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money*.

*WU accepted

** not sure what vvil is but it sounds cool, thought it said wii originally

All this plan lacks is chocolate

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. (I'm going for YeaWhatever....)

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one (YW look out!). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did sh come from? And why does look so good in classic black? (The trick is the stilettos!)

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet (419 eater). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants (yes, that's the goal!), as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child (who stood in the way of my goal!). Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.


Next..... I'll steal Shiver's cat....*Yes - I still think of her!*

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You want my soul?!?!?!? You want to seduce me? Very Happy

Well, sure. Why not. I'm a sucker for a MILF.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW - I'm just going to strip you of your purple clothes....pet my kitty..... then tell you that you have to do everything I say or give me $1,000,000,000 to get them back.... Laughing (And pray no Fat Bastard walks in!)

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