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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/1112/p99s01-duts.html


Irish priest kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF

One would suppose either someone has a sense of humor, or apparently has no idea what a MILF is. Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would rather be kidnapped by the MILF, and have the priest keep his damn nose out of it.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As would I...

Purple??? What's with that???

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^It's YeaWhatever's more or less private usergroup Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MILF is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... but not really. Laughing

Double post fixed - RC

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Purple??? What's with that???


Keep up, he's the ringmaster. Or something.

That story has everything, MILFs, the missionary position, and a pirate band.

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I would pay to be captured by MILFs, they should have considered a hostage swap.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Goldry Bluszco wrote:

Purple??? What's with that???


I think he works for SOOI.

Part of the World Domination plan the squirrel has.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
Bullshit. He works for me now.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Now THAT'S freightening Shocked

But that story headline gave me a great idea for a new bait! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW wrote:
He works for me now.


You mean you can actually get work out of the little tree rat? bow_down Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yea, how are you supposed to take a terrorist group seriously when it's acronym is seen as something sexual? Razz Oh no, watch out of the MILF terrorists. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I did always think that the Moro Islamic Liberation Front would need a name change if anyone was going to take them seriously as a terrorist organisation Smile

Maybe the Islamic Liberation Front of Moro? (Splitters!)

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought milf was half of a backward flim-flam outfit Shocked

Back to your regular programming ...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am often referred to as a MILF. LMAO

I had no idea what it meant for a long time. Then Sarah Palin came along and I found out what it meant. LOL

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

sunshine wrote:
Maybe the Islamic Liberation Front of Moro? (Splitters!)
Got any larks tongues? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about this one?

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