The Chairman goes on a pre-holiday chopping spree.

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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:00 pm

About a month ago I began a mass bombing campaign against the UK forwarding number of an ill-tempered employment scammer, a "James Timewe11" operating out of Ghana. My ASEM into ladland on his behalf:

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Thank You For This Great News!

Hello:

Thank you for letter with this great news about the money. How long
will it take to accomplish this business?

Please be assured that my wife and family are very happy about this!!
We are in South London, UK.

If possible, please call during the night shift break, GMT 0400: +447O24O14196

Thank you again so very much.

James Timewe11

He must have quickly turned his phone off because nobody in ladland seems to be able to get through to his number. After a week or so of silence on my end, the mugus who responded by email started getting this standard notice from the Chairman:

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TOUGH SHIT FO YOU WHEN MY BOYZE HIJACK YUR MAGA'S BOX AND CUT YUR JOB.

WE LET ALL YOU SMALL RATS ON THE STREET DO YUR BOMBIN AND MAGA SETUP. THAT MAKES EVERYTIN EASY FO US. I WATCH WITH MY REALTIME SPYWARE, THEN MY BOYZE MOVE IN AND CUT THE JOBS DAT I LIKE.

THIS IS A VERY STUPID MAGA, WE COULD TELL BY THE WAY HE REPLY TO YUR LOW LEVEL FORMAT. MY BOYZE HAD TO RAISE YUR FORMAT TO OUR LEVEL, NOW THE MAGA SHOULD STAY WITH US AND KEEP PAYING ALL HE HAS.

WE HAVE ONE LOVE, BUT ONLY AMONG OURSELVES. EASY MONEY FO US, TOUGH SHIT FO SMALL RATS LIKE YOU. YOU STAY ON THE STREET, KEEP BOMBIN AND SET UP MORE GOOD JOBS FO US, OK?

SEE OUR SITE: http://sites.google.com/site/thegomerboyz/Home

MR. G0MER, CHAIRMAN

A steady flow of nice rants have been coming in, but this one was special:

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[email protected]

You are a bastard, you think i don't know whom you are?, i purposely replied you back to see what you're up to ok. You are a low level creature.

Don't even think yourself to be in any class of guymen, you are a curse to guy, since what you do is to cause heart break to other guys who struggle to get maga and after everything, you'll use your evil ways to channelle people's sleepless night hard work.

Do note that guy is not a profession, and God may forgive some people in the course of this job, but people like you will certainly inherit hell fire, for your evil thoughts even to those who are in the same feild wit you.I'm sorry you and your little boys can not get access to my mail box ok, for your information i'm a big boy and not a street boy like you.if you wanna know me, you can call me +225 O7155890.

I'm not a thout like you.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU, YOU LITTLE LOW LIFE ENTITY & NOMENCLETURE LIKE YOU.

BASTARD LIKE YOU

The grateful and condescending Chairman responds:

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THANKS AGAIN FO THE EASY MONEY. YOU KEEP BOMBIN FO US OK?

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A SMALL BOI AND A STREET RAT CUZ YOU HAVE NO STYLE.

THE CHAIRMAN

Mugu again:

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YOU ARE A RIFRAFF, YOU ARE A NO BODY, DON'T CLAIM TO BE ANY FULKING CHAIRMAN, COS YOU GAT NO QAULITY OF CHAIRMEN. YOU ARE A CURSE TO GUY.IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO CAME FROM A RETCHED HOME AND GOD BY HIS INFINTE MERCY USES ONE MAN TO TAKE AWAY SHAME AND DISGRACE IN YOUR FAMILY DUE TO YOUR POOR FATHER & MOTHER, YOU NOW FEEL THAT GOD IS A FOOLISH PERSON LIKE YOU IDIOT.

GOD IS NOT A MAN OKAY. I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT EVEN IF YOU MISTAKENLY GET MONEY FROM GUY, IT'S NOT GONNA BE ANY USEFUL TO YOU COS YOU DON'T DESERVE THE GRACE OF GOD, WHICH HE USES WHITE MEN TO RENDER TO POOR PEOPLE THAT NEEDS A NEW BEGINING FOR GOOD.

YOU'RE A CHURCH RAT, COCKROACH, I KNOW YOU GAT NO MONEY TO MAKE PHONE CALLS, HENCE I SUGGEST YOU CALL ME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHOM YOU ARE, YOU BEAST.

Since he really wanted the Chairman's full attention:

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MY GUY WORKIN YUR JOB SAYS THANKS FOR THIS STUPID MAGA. HE SAYS THE MAGA IS RICH AND HAPPY AND CAN NOW BE SEATED IN LONDON FO ANOTHER 20K.

IF YOU WANT A SHARE FROM US, YOU ALREADY HAVE IT. OUR THANKS TO YOU IS YUR SHARE.

IF YOU'VE BEEN TO OUR SITE OK BUT DON'T APPLY TO JOIN US CUZ I WILL VETO IT.
YOU ARE TOO SMALL AND WILL NEVER GROW UP TO HAVE THE STYLE OF A FULL GUYMAN.

THANKS AGAIN.

THE CHAIRMAN

Mugus like this with the twisted entitlement mentality deserve special attention. Hopefully he will come back for more.

The ASEM and G0mer chop are ongoing.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 445

I love it

Master Baiter Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 123

nice nice, your "wise guys only" link is down btw.

keep up the good work

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:42 pm

fantastic work!

Smile

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:35 am

You go, Tuco!! clapping

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:13 pm

More from the verbose mugu:

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STOP FOOLING YOURSELF BOY, IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW ME, WHY NOT JUST GO AHEAD AND OPEN UP THAN BEATING AROUND THE BUSH.

MAYBE, YOUR ASPIRATION IN LIFE IS TO BECOME CHAIRMAN SOMEDAY, DON'T EVER THINK THAT I'M AS STUPID AS YOU ARE BY REPLYING YOUR MESSAGES, BUT I'M JUST DOING THIS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT BUY CODE TO WORK, HENCE I HAVE MY SYETEM AND HAVE EVERYTIME I NEED AS A BIG DUDE.

IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ME AND WISH TO OPEN UP, JUST GO AND AHEAD AND DO JUST THAT, AND STOP PRETENCE. I CAN GET YOU CONNECTED, COS I KNOW THAT YOU'RE STIL A LOW LIFE ENTITY. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE LEAST THING YOU CAN EVER DO IN YOUR LIFE IS TO HAVE ACCESS TO ANY OF MY CLIENT'S, COS YOU'RE STIL A KID IN THIS FEILD.

MAYBE IN YOUR DREAMS YOU SEE PEOPLE CALLING YOU CHAIRMAN, AND THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN DECIEVING YOURSELF THINKING THAT BECOMING CHAIRMAN IS BY POWER, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU LITTLE BOY, CHAIRMAN IS A GIFT FROM GOD.SO STOP FOOLING YOURSELF, YOU ARE A BABY BOY OK.

Since he is obviously stewing over the Chairman's condescension:

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WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW ALL THE SMALL RATS THAT BOMB FO US WIT THEIR STREET LEVEL FORMATS. BUT I WILL SEND YUR LETTER TO ALL MY BOYZE WIT THEIR SHARE OF YUR MAGA MONEY SO THEY CAN LAUGH AT YOU TOO.

THE CHAIRMAN

So this is goodbye?

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BOY STOP FOOLING YOURSELF OK.YOU'VE JUST DEFINED YOUR SELF TO ME IN YOUR LAST MAIL.YOU'VE JUST STATED YOUR LOW LIFE LEVELS AND THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL WASTE MY TIME WITH YOU CHURCH RAT.

YOU GAT NO LEVELS AND YOU'LL REMAIN DORMANT AND FOOLISH ALL THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

YOUR LAST MAIL PROVED YOUR FOOLISHNESS.COS I GAT NO MAGA YOU CAN GET ACCESS TO, NOT TO TALK OF PAYING YOU BEAST 20K.

SO FULK OFF YOU LITTLE LOW LIFE IDIOT. BYE!!!!!!!!!!

AND NEVER EXPECT READING BACK FROM ME AGAIN COS I'M NOT AS STUPID AND FOOLISH AS YOU ARE.

Only if he lets Mr. Gomer have the last word:

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THANKS AGAIN, SMALL RAT FO GIVIN US SO MUCH FUN ALONG WIT EASY MONEY.

WE WILL LOOK FO YOU IN THE BOXES WE WATCH CUZ YUR JOBS ARE EASY TO CUT.

WHY DOES YUR OGA FOOL WIT YOU?

THE CHAIRMAN

I may start straight baiting him out of several other characters. All roads will lead him back to the Chairman. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:34 pm

THE CHAIRMAN wrote:

WHY DOES YUR OGA FOOL WIT YOU?

Ooooh yummy! A side order of paranoia! beers!

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:46 pm

Great stuff, Tuco!

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