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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:46 pm |
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Thought this was amusing  Phone is a Ghana mobile no. (putting in surplus)
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.... we decided to contact you soon as you were referred to us by the missionary whom visited the camp for the praise Night.
Below is how we would want the fund to be used to the glory of God and to give us a better feature.
1.10% of the total funds for assisting other African refugees by you.
2.10% as our tights and offering and thanks giving made to God 
3.15% of the funds for you for your assistance and love shown to us.
4.50% to be invested on your directives as an older and experienced person.
5.15% for our upkeep and schooling.
Please we would appreciate your reply and number for us to call you May God bless you for whatever assistance you can offer to us in getting our funds and
us
out of the camp here in Africa.
Thanks
Linda & Ken Okazi
[email protected]
Mob: +233-540819011 |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:00 pm |
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What 10%? A person could use the bottom 10% as shoe liners and to remove wax off a car or the top 10% as an emergency fanbelt. The middle 10% could be used for robbing banks. What color are they? I had to buy red and green tights right before Christmas once year. Do you have any idea how hard that was?
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:18 pm |
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And then we have this lad who doesn't get multiplication.
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| Working with me or getting a loan from me will be close and personal.I am available seven days a week to facilitate your loan request.I can arrange your loan at a better interest rate of 3% Monthly and at a lower cost than anyone else in town. |
"3% Monthly" = 36% per annum. I don't know about the lad's town, but in mine I could get a better rate on my credit card. |
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