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 Safari Abidijan- Accra! Feb 5 2010 MY LAD IS BACK FOR MORE!

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Skeeteroen
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A small plea to my lad to complete the very
lengthy affadavit to get Joey B out of jail- just to keep things going.

Working on a bank transfer with the mods
right now that I will also flash- hoping my
laddie is on a overcrowded bus somewhere in Benin or Togo now

Dear David

I saw our friend Joey this morning and he is not well.
He has only one witness, me and wanted me to beg
you to complete the affadavit for he is afraid that
the court with Himmler's accusations will lock him
you for many years.

Please help Joey out- do you need another
copy of the forms.


Harry

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now a quick note from me posing as his Barrister to be
Michael Tomidio- recommened to my lad by me posing as Michael Duewee:

Greetings Mr. Okutue

And I hope you are having a splendifirous day today.
My name is Michael Tomidio and I was referred to you
by a peer of mine Mr. Michael Duewee of the firm Duewee
Cheetum and Howe.

I am writing you to follow up on your desire to have
me represent you in the upcoming case with regards to the will of the late Raj Ashwarya scheduled for 27 January 2010 at the Supreme Court Douala Cameroon.

I have a small solo practice in Douala. My specialty
is presenting to the Supreme Court of Douala
where I have presented over 50 cases during the 12
years as a Barrister in Cameroon. The Right Honarable
Nuya Djam will be the presiding magistrate at the hearing.
Judge Djam was my law school mentor and I clerked for
him for four years after graduating from the
Oxford School of Law in London.
So there is an advantage of my presenting your case.

Normally my fee is $ 5,000 upfront with a
fee of $ 250 per hour, but because of the
nature of the case I have agreed to represent
you on contingency. At the close of the case
the fee to be paid me would be $ 8,500 USD.

If you would like for me to present to you
please acknowledge this e-mail and I will
send a short form that is required by the
court of Douala for you to complete.

With warmest wishes

Barrister Michael Tomidio
Registration 345-141

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And now from Michael Duewee- proof that $
21 million has been transferred to Douala
Cameroon - and reinforcement of the fact
that he gets 4% and also need to elicit e-mail from him in Nigeria proving he has changed locations:

Dear David

The court has ordered that we provide the
documentation showing the transfer of
funds from the escrow account of Duewee
Cheetum and Howe to the holding account
for the estate of the late Raj Ashwarya at the
Union Bank PLC Cameroon. As you are aware
the beneficiaries of the will receive four percent
(4%) of the total amount left after subtracting the
court and legal costs of $ 1,234,000.

Here is the attached receipt of the depost from
the Escrow Account of Duewee Cheetum and
Howe into the holding account for the beneficiaries
of the estate of the late Raj Ashwaraya. Please
acknowledge receipt of this and also acknowledge
via e-mail that you understand that you will receive
4% of the total amount after legal and court costs.

We will need to have this acknowledgement by
20 JAN 2010

Best Regards
Michael Duewee

Attorney at Law


Here is the proof of transfer from Bank of
America to Union Bank PLC of Cameroon (many thanks to Duezer!):

http://s1011.photobucket.com/albums/af234/Jbuttafooco1984/Proof%20of%20Transfer%20of%20Money%20to%20Douala/?albumview=slideshow


If all goes according to plan my lad will have
made the 800 mile trip to Nigeria (where he is a citizen) from Ivory Coast. He will get his passport in Nigeria and
then make his way to Cameroon Laughing

or so he says Question

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So where was my Lad's last e-mail from (thanks to my mentor for helping me how to open the headers and read the string of spagetti inside). Of course I now realize I should have pin pointed him to start with- but this time he was NOT lying- he was in the Ivory Coast and posting from Abidijan:

WHOIS - 41.202.72.20

Location: Cote D'Ivoire [City: Abidjan, Abidjan]

% This is the AfriNIC Whois server.

% Note: this output has been filtered.

% Information related to '41.202.72.0 - 41.202.79.255'

inetnum: 41.202.72.0 - 41.202.79.255
netname: AVISONET
descr: ISP Cote d'Ivoire
country: CI
admin-c: CTA1-AFRINIC
tech-c: CTA1-AFRINIC
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: CIT-DT
mnt-lower: CIT-DT
source: AFRINIC # Filtered
parent: 41.202.64.0 - 41.202.95.255

role: CONTACTS TEHNIQUE AVISO
address: CI2M
address: Avenue Houdaille
address: Bp 310 cedex 01 Abidjan
address: Ivoiry Coast
phone: +xxxxxxx
e-mail: *********@aviso.ci
e-mail: *****@aviso.ci
admin-c: AE496-AFRINIC
tech-c: ET3-AFRINIC
mnt-by: CIT-DT
nic-hdl: CTA1-AFRINIC
source: AFRINIC # Filtered


So far checking all of my alias's email accounts (Sweet Mother of Jesus in a Barn I am having a hard time keeping track of them) no word from him- which since he says he is making his way to Nigeria is a good sign (or so I am told). Will his next e-mail be from Nigeria- 800 klicks away?

Twisted Evil

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad has not YET left for Nigeria- is he telling me the truth?-
has he raised the $$$ for the trip? Shocked :

----- Original Message -----
From: nkem dirim
Sent: 01/18/10 02:46 PM
To: Michael Duewee

Subject: Leaving tomorrow to Nigeria
Dear Barr.Michael Duewee,

Thanks for your message and I have also
recieved a copy of the check which you sent to me.

I hope to leave Abidjan by tomorrow morning to
Nigeria as it was only today that I have been able to
raise money for my movement to Nigeria.

Please I will want to know something more about the
payment which I am to pay as you told me
but can't the bank deduct the cost from my fund?

I have also recieved a message from my
Attorney today as I will be replying his message right now.

I also acknowledge that I will recieve 4%

of the total amount after legal and court costs.

Hoping to hear from you today.
Mr.David


I need to reinforce the fact that he will
not have to pay ANY court costs- just make
the oh so easy 1500 kilometer trip to Douala Cameroon:

Dear David

Thank you for the pleasure of your reply.
We affirm your acknowledgement that you will
receive 4% of the bequest after court costs and legal fees are paid.

To answer your question you will have no out of
pocket fees associated with the payment of the bequest.

The bank can deduct the cost of the Western Union
wire transfer from your payment. We can also
arrange for money you may owe your attorney for
any legal fees to be wired to directly to the bank
account of your Barrister , which I am assuming is
Michael Tomidio. But of course he must agree to
take your case on the promise that you will pay him
after the estate is settled. That is between you and
your Barrister and I would urge you to ensure he has agreed to such.

The court cost are being settled out of the total
amount of the estate.This means that you will not
have any out of pocket expenses (related to court
costs, your own attorney costs, or wire transfers)
until after the bequest has been settled.

Our own costs are paid out of the estate settlement
prior to the remaining amount being divided by the
twenty five claimants, of whom you are one.

So you will have no expenses related to the bequest
until after the court settlement (assuming that your
attorney has agreed to wait until after the court has
paid you to obtain his fees from you). So you will
not have to pay anyone any money until after the court pays you.

Good luck with your travels

Michael Duewee

Attorney at Law

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Then this to me as the local Barrister out of Cameroon
(Oh my god I am playing a West African Barrister
right out of a 419) but- damn it - i don't have time
today to work up another crazy form:

Dear Barr.Michael Tomdio,

Happy to hear from you.

I told Barrister Michael Duewee to contact you
so that you will represent me on the upcoming
case with regards to the will of the late Raj Ashwarya
scheduled for 27 January 2010 at the Supreme Court
Douala Cameroon.

Happy to hear that you have presented over 50 cases
during the last 12 years as a Barrister in Cameroon
and I hope an believe that we are winning our case.

I am still here in Abidjan Cote d'ivoire and I hope to
leave here to Nigeria by tomorrow morning so that
before next week monday I will be in Cameroon for
the hearing which I am believing so much in you that
we will come out flying.

Concerning your cost I am aware that your normally
fee is $ 5,000 upfront with a fee of $ 250 per hour
and I promise to pay your fee after the case as you
have seen the nature of the case.

Please if it will be possible for you to reply now please
do that because I will not have time to reply message
from tomorrow until next tomorrow.

Send the form as soon as you can today so that I
will fill same and return back to you today as that
is required by the court of Douala for me to complete.

I awaits to hear urgently from you today.
Best regards.
Mr.Okutue.

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply back to him- I don't have time to screw with this-
plus I want to get him to send me stuff from Nigeria so
I can document his Safari!!!!!

This is me as Barrister Tomidio!!!! from Cameroon:

Dear Mr. Okutue

I apologize I am just stopping into work at a very l
ate hour and will not be able to send the form to you.
However I can begin work for you immediately and
will contact Attorney Michael Duewee to get the information.
I will send you a form but will not need to get it back from
you until Friday 22 JAN.

I apologise for the delay in getting back to you.
I will send you the form and perhaps when you
get to Nigeria you can print it sign it and scan it back to me.

So send me an e-mail when you reach
Nigeria.

Your Humble Servant and Barrister

Michael Tomidio
Barrister

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reply from my lad to me as his brand new oh so polite
Barrister- he is heading to Nigeria- 800 klicks to the
South Southeast!!!! Leg one of his 1,500 (I hope) safari...

Dear Barr.Micheal Tomdio,

Thanks for your message and the content recieved.

When I get into Nigeria by next tomorrow
I will sign the form and send it back to you.

Contact Attorney Michael Duewee for every needed
informations concerning the case and if there is any
informations you will need from me I will send
same to you as soon as i get into Nigeria.

Cheers.
Mr.Okutue.


Next E-mail- perhaps from Nigeria??

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply to my lad as Barrister Tomidio of Cameroon:

Dear Mr. Okutue

Thank you for the favor of your reply and we
will be sending the form to you within the next day or so.

I have corresponded with Michael Duewee-
and to be clear you will need to print, sign
and scan the form for the court appointing
me as your Barrister. A copy should be sent
directly from you to Attorney Michael Duewee
and also to me. This is important that you send a
copy to Michael Duewee so we can show that
you made the decision independently.

I wish you a safe and happy traveling time.

I am your Humble Servant and Barrister

Michael Tomidio
Barrister


I want him to send an e-mail to Michael Duewee
because I am using G-Mail as Tomidio
and I can't seem to find any headers in the Gmail e-mail system! Sad

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This in from my lad to Michael Duewee of
the law firm Duewee Cheetum & Howe my
lad keeps saying I am leaving tommorrow- but will he Question

From: nkem dirim

Sent:

To: Michael Duewee

Subject: Thanks and God Bless you.

Dear Barr.Michael Duewee,

Thanks for your message and informations
to me and the content was well understood.

My Attorney will recieve his payment after the
hearing that is what I have ddiscussed with him
so his money will also be deducted from my fund
after the hearing and if there is any informations
my Attorney will need from you concerning the
case please I will want you to let him have it
since it will not be possible for me to
discuss much with him until I get into Nigeria by next tomorrow.

Once again thanks for all your efforts toward me.

Thanks and God Bless you.
Mr.Okutue.


And then from me to him:

Dear David
I did correspond with Barrister Tomidio today
and he will be forwarding a form that you will
need to complete to allow him to represent you
at the hearing. When you fill out the form you
should send a copy to both Barrister Tomidio
and to me. This will prove that you are engaging
Barrister Tomidio on your own. The court
sometimes worrys that Barrister's force
themselves on unsuspecting clients in order to collect fees.

So once you get to Nigeria- fill out the form that
will be sent to you by Barrister Tomidio and send
a copy back to Barrister Tomidio and to me. This is
important so that both firms can present the form
independently to the court on your behalf.

My brother Rancid will also be contacting you. He is
currently in Capetown completing arrangements
there and will be flying back to Douala later this week.
You should stay in touch with me in case there are any
last minute changes in modalities. We don't expect
any but this is simply a safeguard.

Michael Duwee

Attorney At Law

Once again just ensuring he writes me at the
Michael Duewee e-mail so I cant track his IP

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh and by the way- in case you are following this
crazy ass bait- my lad has not lifted a finger to
help his "friend" Joey Buttafooco who he believes
is being gang raped in a US jail- he has yet
to respond to Harry asking for him to complete
an afffadavit of inncocence for Joey. Just pointing
that lads are NOT to be trusted to keep their promises
unless it involves collecting $$$$$$$ Sad

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Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sent this this morning from Michael Duwee(me) to my
lad- mainly because I have Barrister Tomidio (also me)
in a G-mail account and it is not so easy to pull
an IP off G-mail as the e-mail system I
am using for Michael Duewee. I want to make him
reply to me when he gets to Nigeria so I can
confirm the change in location. If he goes to
Nigeria then he will have traveled across
three countries (not counting Ivory Coast)
about 800 kliks- for those of you in North
America this is the equivalent of traveling
from Chicago to Omaha.

Okay- so here is the e-mail (the form is PDF so
I cannot attach it easily - it has a pretty nifty
seal of Cameroon- but I have pasted the contents
here in dark red following):

Dear David

Barrister Tomidio contacted our firm asking
us to obtain the form allowing him to represent
you at the Supreme Court Douala. He asked
us then send it to you. He was called away
unexpectedly, this morning, for a court
hearing this Thursday in Yaounde,
Cameroon and was unable to get the
form from the court clerk this morning.
He has you on his calendar for the hearing
and awarding of the will of the late Raj Ashwarya
for 27 JAN 2010.

Attached is the form.

Rancid was able to obtain this form and
our clerk here in Boston filled out the information -
you need to complete the remaining information
as best you can- sign it and then send a copy
of the signed and scanned form to both
Barrister Tomidio and me. This will allow
the court to verify that you made this decision
independently and it will also allow us to communicate
all of the information regarding the will and bequest to
Barrister Tomidio.

We need this information by Friday at noon Boston time
if possible.

Be sure to send a copy both to this e-mail address
and to Barrister Tomidio.

Best Regards

Michael Duewee
Attorney at Law


Here is the form I sent him to be filled out -
I have lost count of the number of silly ass forms
he has filled out but I think it is about 10 or so-
for whatever reason he seems to really like to
fill out forms and sends them back quickly
(it was sent via PDF and I will post it as a
jpeg in photo bucket once I recieve it):

Supreme Court of Douala Cameroon
Request for Legal Representation for Non Citizen of Cameroon
Application for Barrister Representation


Pursuant to the authority granted by
the Supreme Court of Douala, Cameroon, by its
resolution dated March 5, 1968, and in compliance
with Government Code Section 18055, I hereby
request that Barrister Michael Tomidio of Douala, registered in Cameroon to represent me, David Nkemdirim
Okutue a citizen of Nigeria and resident of Coast of
Ivory for any legal matters brought before the court.
The following information is to be completed by the
person to be represented by the Barrister
(Please complete of new employee)
1) State how long you have known the Barrister: ______________________________________________________
2) Write in your Permanent Address ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
3) State your reasons for having this Barrister represent you? ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
4)Date of your court appearance in Cameroon: ___________________________________
5) Primary e-mail address:___________________________________________
6) Who referred you to the Barrister?___________________________________
7) Did you consider other Barristers? If so List them___________________________________
8.) Date you will arrive in Douala___________________________
9)Address where you will reside during court earing?_______________________
10) Working Cell Phone number for Douala, Cameroon, if any, ___________________________________________________________
Dated:
__________________________________
Signature and printed name of Applicant

This form must be submitted to the
court by a registered Barrister within 48 hours of court hearing
It is a criminal offense for any misrepresentation on this form
French Language form is available from the clerks office

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Safari Abdijan to Accra 540 miles (RT) David
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts

"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad has been out of touch for about 18 hours and
vets have told me that given the length of his journey by
bus that it will take him at least 40 hours to get from Abidijan to
Lagos. So hearing from him, unless he was pinging me from
Togo or Benin would not be a good thing.

Apparently the coastal road in Benin in Togo is not only
malarial infested but is over run with gangs that will
routinely ruff up, rob, rape and kill the travelers.

I wonder if he bought travel insurance?

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay- see below my lad CLAIMS that his bus
was robbed (likely given the road) but
fortunately my mentor and other taught
me the rudiments of IP tracing. Before
I post my lying lad's e-mail here is the
IP trace from the header:

% This is the AfriNIC Whois server.

% Note: this output has been filtered.

% Information related to '41.202.65.0 - 41.202.65.255'

inetnum: 41.202.65.0 - 41.202.65.255
netname: AFRITECH
descr: ISP Cote d'Ivoire
country: CI
admin-c: CTAT1-AFRINIC
tech-c: CTAT1-AFRINIC
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: CIT-DT
source: AFRINIC # Filtered
parent: 41.202.64.0 - 41.202.95.255

role: CONTACTS TEHNIQUE AFRIQUE
TECHNOLOGIE
address: 215 blvd des
martyrs 2 plateaux
phone: +225 2xxxxxxxx
e-mail: *****@vipnet.ci
admin-c: AS16-AFRINIC
tech-c: HD2-AFRINIC
tech-c: HK13-AFRINIC
mnt-by: CIT-DT
nic-hdl: CTAT1-AFRINIC
source: AFRINIC # Filtered


Obviously my lad is lying to me- and I think
I am going to call him out on it- but need
to give it some thought:

Here my lad lying his ass off:

Dear Barr.Michael Duewee,

I am having a big problem on my way since
last night as we were robbed by armrobbers that
attacked our bus which we were going with.

This is really going to be a problem that will cause
me not to be in Douala as we have planed. I have
sent a message to my Attorney to see if there is any
way he can assist me with funds as I will pay him back
as soon as I recieve my funds.

I wait to hear from him soonest so that I will know the
next thing to do as I am confused now and I don't really
know what I am to do now.

Please I need your urgent advice.

Waiting to hear from you urgently.
Mr.David.



As I was pasting this I have another idea-
rather than call him out I am going to have the venue moved
to Nigeria- at least I will get him 800 klicks

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The advice from the vets is if you cannot
get him to Douala (granted it was a long shot)
at least try to get a safari of 200 klicks going.

So rather than call him on his lie
(very tempting) I send him this:

Dear David

I am sorry to hear of your problems. Unfortunately
as you know we cannot help you with funds. Without you
being present at the hearings we have problems-
and I doubt that Barrister Tomidio is going to
send you money without a prior relationship.

What we might be able to do is to plead your case
with Magistrate Djam to allow us to move the case to
Accra Ghana where we have jurisdiction.

You will need to send the form of representation request
immediately. I will get in touch with Barrister Tomidio

to see if he will plead you case with Magistrate Djam in
order to see if he will allow your particular case to be moved to
Accra Ghana where we have registrations.
What we could do is to have you pay us $ 20,000 out of your
settlement when the bequest is awarded.
But we will need to move quickly to have the papers sent to us
to Barrister Tomidio so we can get in front of Magistrate
Djam on Friday or Monday. I am not sure if this will work.

Then we will have to arrange for a Barrister for you in Ghana.
If this works you will pay Barrister Tomidio his fee you
agreed on, pay us $ 20,000 and pay the attorney we arrange
you.

We have no registration in either Togo or Ivory Coast or Nigeria, so
if you cannot make the trip to Accra Ghana then I am afraid all is over
for you.

Please respond the quickest possible. But remember you MUST
send the representation request for for Barrister Tomidio to both
me and Barrister Tomidio

Michael Duewee
Attorney at Law


Plus I can get him to complete the silly ass form I sent him.

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay he is trying to scam Barrister Tomidio (me of course)

here is the e-mail from my lad
Dear Barr.Michael Tomdio,

I have recieved the form which you sent to me but
I am having a problem in the boarder as we were
robbed by arm robbers in the bus which I was i
n as we got before the boarder of Cote d'ivoire and Ghana.

This has caused a big problem for me as I lost the
money I was going to Nigeria with, I would have
sent a message to let you know about this since
last night when this happened to us but I could
not get any means to write to inform you so
I had to walk for some time before I get a computer to write.

I am really very very confused now as I can not be able to
raech Nigeria and can not also go back to abidjan from

where I came from.

I don't know if you can assist me by sending money
to me so that as soon as I recieve my money I will pay you back as
I want to be there in your country by money or tuesday next week.

If you can please let me know as soon as you can since
this is something that is very important to me I promise
you that I will pay you back. I will need about 1,000usd
and I will pay you back 3,000usd for your assistance
please I really need this assistance from you so that I will not loose my money which our company will pay me by next week.

Please get back to me as soon as possible.

Dr.Okutue.


Here is my reply
"Get me my paperwork and go to Ghana:

Dear Mr. OKutue
I am so sorry to hear about your recent unpleasantness
regarding criminal activities. I can only hope that you
have reported this most unfortunate incident to the
civil authorities to that they might take prompt actions.

I am afraid I will be unable to assist you in funding
your activities since
we have no prior relationship. I think you might
understand that if I begin sending money to every
person who I serve who has misfortune that
I might find myself destitute on the side of the road begging coins.

This would be highly unsplendifirous if I were
to peruse such a course of action.

Fortunately I have exchanged e-mails with Attorney
Rancid Duewee and his
esteemed brother Attorney Michael Duewee and they
propose that I plead
a jurisdiction move because of hardship to Accra Ghana with the magistrate.

I have a relationship with the magistrate and the Duewees have certification with the
court in Ghana- so we might be able to get Magistrate Djam to agree to this.

If we could get your hearing moved to Ghana then perhaps you could make this trip
which is not so long. If you agree to this then I will present the case- if the Magistrate
agrees and we move the case to Ghana- and you appear in person and get the bequest
then you can pay me after you are paid.

You need to complete the form for representation and send it to me and Michael Duewee.

Let me know if you want me to try to move the case to Ghana which is the nearest
court where the Duewee's have jurisdiction.
Otherwise I wish you all the best and I am very sorry you will not collect the
apparent bequest you have coming your way.

Barrister Michael Tomidio


Trying to get this guy to do anything is like
Trying to grab jello-

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

MIRACULOUSLY my lad makes it back to Abidijan,
so so he says, from his supposedly aborted bus trip to
Nigeria. Of couse the lying sack of shit never left
Abidihan, as we all know from my IP trace on him.
So we follow the now familiar pattern - I ask him
to something outrageous (this time a 1500 klick
safari) he agrees and then balks with some bull
shit excuse- then ask him to do something not as hard (this time a 250 klick safari) and he agrees to do it. But will he???

Here was his message to Michael Duwee from last night

----- Original Message -----
From: nkem dirim
Sent: 01/21/10 07:16 AM
To: Michael Duewee

Subject: It is ok by me.
Dear Barr.Michael Duewee,
Just want to let you know that I came back to
Abidjan this morning as I met somebody
I knew that was going back to Abidjan and
I told him what happened to me on my way and as God could have it he helped me.
Since you said that you
can plead with Magistrate Djam
to allow my case to move the to
Accra Ghana where you have jurisdiction it is ok by me as it will make things easy for me.
I will be sending the form of representation
request to you and my Barrister so that my
case can be moved to Ghana. Concerning the
cost I am to pay to you and Barrister Tomidio
that will be no problem and that of the new lawyer who you will get for me in Ghana who will represent me there
I agreed to pay every cost as agreed.
Please let me know as soon as you put me through with the lawyer as I am waiting to hear from you soonest.
Mr.David.



Here is my reply - and note I add a little
suspense - it is not a sure thing we can
GET the hearing moved to Accra- just a small little hook in my bait-

Dear David
Thank you. I have contacted Barrister
Tomidio who will be making a plea on
your behalf this Monday. However without
the completed form sent to both Barrister Tomidio and to us- he will not be able to make legal representation on your behalf.

I also must tell you, and this is not legal
advice- that this is not a sure thing. It is hard
to say how Barrister Djam will react- to be
blunt the court gets about $ 16,000 in fees
related to your $ 800,000 plus bequest-
if the hearing is transferred to Ghana the court gets nothing.
How to present your case and
overcome this will be up to Barrister Tomidio.

We will need for you also to acknowledget
that you will pay us $ 25,000 to cover our
out of pocket costs associated with appearing
in Accra and filing on behalf of the estate.
We cannot deduct these fees from the
bequests of the other beneficiaries or the estate.

So when you send the form for repre
sentation request back to us also in
your e-mail be sure to acknowledget that you will pay us $ 25,000 USD within 24 hours of the bequest being awarded.

Best Regards
Michael Duewee

Attorney at Law

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is what was waiting in my in box as Barrister Tomidio (me acting as his proposed Barrister in Cameroon):

On Thu, Jan 21, 2010 at 7:03 AM, nkem dirim <[email protected]> wrote:
Dear Barr.Michael Tomdio,

I had to get back to Abidjan this morning as I met somebody
I knew in Abidjan who was coming to Abidjan so I told him
what happened to me and he paid my fees back to Abidjan.

I thank God that the robbers did not harm anybody all they
took was money.

Happy to hear that you exchanged e-mails with Attorney
Rancid Duewee and his brother and they porosed lifting
the jurisdiction to Accra Ghana which I think will be more better for me.

As you said that Barr.Rancid Duewees have relationship with the
magistrate so present the matter to the magistrate and let me
know as soon as the magistrate agrees.

Now I will want to know if you are coming to Ghana for the
hearing or are you going to get another lawyer for me, if so
I will want you to let me know

I am going to complete the form for you to represent me and
I will send it back to you and Barr.Michael Duewee by today.
I will also want you to let me have your phone number as
I will want to discuss with you or you can call me on +22544372556.

I awaits to hear from you soonest.
Mr.Okutue.


The phone represents a problem- so I am going to ignore this:

Here is my reply as Michael Tomidio to my Lad

Dear Mr Okutue

Thank you for the kind pleasure of your reply and I praise God almighty
that in his beneficent you were protected from any maladies in the
most recent and unfortunate incident during your attempted, yet aborted trip.

I am prepared to represent you in a most benficient manner- but the
modality of this cannot be started until I am in receipt of the form
which will allow me to represent you in the court with the most
Right Honorable Magistrate Djam. I will need to be in possession
of this most important court document by Monday at the latest.

I have taken the liberty of establishing a hearing date on
Monday afternoon through the clerk at the Magistrates
office. I must tell you that although we have very strong
case- that there are reasons why the Magistrate may
rule against moving the hearing. The most important
is that the Magistrate will not collect the fees
associated with your particular award. So I have a small- but perhaps,
brilliant idea.

We will pay the Magistrate's son a fee from
your bequest in the amount of $ 20,000.
I will arrange for him to write up our case. This is a very high fee as you know-
but perhaps is the Magistrate's son gets
$ 20,000 if we get our case moved he will look favorable upon us.

So you will owe me $ 8,500, you will owe Michael and
Rancid Duewee $ 25,000 and you will owe Barrister Djam's son $ 20,000.

Let me know if you agree to this- you should put it in
writing when you send in the form.

Barrister Michael Tomidio

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FOr those that are patient enough to read this CF of a bait this far may remember that my Lad thinks that one of his first contacts - who helped him get a job with my made up company was Joey Buttafooco (also me of course).

Joey, if you give a damn (my Lad does not seem to!) is supposedly rotting away in prison being raped by thugs while he awaits his trial scheduled on Monday where he is to be tried for manslaughter in the death of IRA TAnt (if you don't know don't ask me) and fraud malfeasance etc.

So I have been having Mr. Harry Balls (me) who worked with Joey (me) communicating with my lad about this- having sent him last week (if you can remember this) a hellaciously long affadavit which my lad after PROMISING to help his supposed friend has not completed and ignored.

Lets see if I can get my lad (I doubt it ) to complete yet another long as form:

Here is my e-mail as Harry Balls pleading to my lad to help his friend Joey (also me):

Dear David

I saw Joey last night- he only has one witness for his hearing on Monday before the judge on whether he is guilty or not. He asked me to tell you he pleads with you on the name of his Mother to act as a witness for him and to complete the affadavit form.

I fear that without another witness he will be found guilty and be sentenced to 30 years in prison plus fines.

Please send the completed witness form to me for our dear friend Joey.

Harry

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

okay a slew of e-mails from my lad on this whole topic-
more forms on their way!!!! Razz

From my lad to me as Barrister Tomidio of Cameroon
(frankly I am not sure if I had ever heard of Cameroon
or Douala prior to this CF of a bait):

Dear Barr.Michael Tomdio,

Yes I give God all the glory for what he did for me and
saving my life.

Just as I told you in my frist message today I will be
sending the court documents to both you and a copy
to Barr.Rancid Duewees as adviced so that you will
have every right to represent me fully.

I have agree to your ideas.

And I have one other thing that is making me sick
which is about one of the top officers in the company
who had a problem with the new CEO of the company
Mr.Himmler and the officer Mr.Joey wants me to sign
an afffadavit form to witness for him and this things is
something I know nothing about.

I am forwarding a copy of the message I recieved
for your confirmations and I will also want you to
lead me through this:

I will be signing the court documents and will send
it back to you today for your confirmations.

Thanks and God Bless you.
Mr.Okutue.


He did LIKE my idea of bribing the HEAD Magistrate
by paying his SON $ 20,000. Of course he would! Surprised


Here is the next letter from my lad to Barrister Tomidio
Me of course- complete with my latest FORM Twisted Evil

Dear Barr.Michael Tomdio,

Attached is the court document which I have signed and scan
for your confirmations as I will want you to stand as my
legal advicer untill after the hearing of my case.

I have signed the said document so that you can represent
me infornt of Right Honorable Magistrate Djam and I also
agreed to pay my Barrister Michael Tomidio $ 8,500, Barrister
Michael and Rancid Duewee $ 25,000 and I will pay Barrister
Djam's son $ 20,000 all will be paid after the hearing and
aware of my bequest by the court.

So please I will want you to make every arrangement
so that oure case will be moved to Ghana and please
be sure that you are coming and will stand with me
untill after the case.

Concerning the message which I forwarded to you
please let me know what to do about it.

I awaits for your confirmations soonest.

Best regards.
Mr.Okutue.


http://s1011.photobucket.com/albums/af234/Jbuttafooco1984/RepresentatiorequestbymyladforBarristerTomidio/?albumview=slideshow

Notice he wrote Barrister Duewee Cheetum- Jesus on a
crannulated cross I could not help but laugh my ass off!

Here is my reply- trying to use the cadences of the
multitudinuos (scammer words) modalities of language
that I see scammers use:

Dear Mr. Okutue

I am most pleased with the modality of the documents that you
were able to send by electronic forms to me. These documents
were completed in a most impeccable way and should shine our
case in the light of Magistrate Djam most favorably.

With regards to my most splendifirous idea about the hearing
that I concieved to over come the minor problem of the hearing
location I am most pleased that you also think that this small but
incredible idea of hiring and paying Magistrate Djam's son for legal
services out of your bequest in the amount of $ 20,000 USD is
beneficial in the extreme.

With your consent of the fees to me of $ 8,500, and the fees of
$ 25,000 to the Barristers from American the Duewees and the fees
the legal assistant the Njun Djam, son of Magistrate Djam who is
the head magistrate I see no reason that we will not be able in a
most efficacious manner ennervate a move of the hearing
from Douala, Cameroon to the location of Accra in which the Duewees
are accredited and that will be more acceptable with regards to the
length of your own mode of transportation.

Therefore I shall proceed as follows:
1. I shall sign a contract with the son of Magistrate Djam to file our
papers with the court for an amount of $ 20,000 USD payable from
your bequest
2. I shall thank Magistrate Djam and compliment him on the work of
his sone and mention that we believe the payment of $ 20,000 is
fair compensation for his son working two hours to file our papers
for this hearing
3. I shall mention that I will plead for a change of venue for your
bequest hearing and that we appreciate that his son will be filing the
court papers
4. Thank him for considering moving the bequest hearing even though
the court will lose about $ 16,000 in fees
5. Remind him that you are a fellow African who has a bequest being
challenged by a stiff necked American.
6. Remind him of that we appreciate his setting a hearing for us at 4pm
sharp on Monday this instant.

It shall be clear that we simply would like to fairly compensate the
Magistrate's son and ensure that the bequest is moved to
assist you in collecting what is yours.

This is my plan and I will communicate to you on our success
as soon as the ruling is given.

Let us expect that God will have heard our pleas for justice.

Your Humble Servant and Barrister

Michael Tomidio


Here is his next e-mail to Barrister Tomidio:

This is the message I am talking
about
.
He attached the god awful long affadavit
regarding Joey Buttafooco that I asked
him to complete

This is my message, as Barrister Tomidio
I try to use all of the crappy language from
the 419 trash I get (At the end I point out
he owes me $ 125 for this advice!)

Dear Mr. Okutue
Thank you for sending me this most interesting case.
I also offer most incredible thanks for allowing me
to represent your case to move the bequest hearing
from Douala Cameroon to Accra Ghana.

I should mention that this is a new case and thus I will
be offering you legal advice at the rate of
$ 250 per hour. Since we are already working
together I will wave my normal upfront fee of
$ 5,000.

Now onto your question. In the courts of the US
many times due to the size of the country and
restraints on time and travel costs and expenditures
the court, in its wisdom and mercy afforded to the
witnesses for the accused will allow the
witnesses to efficaciously complete a form that is,
in the US, named an affadavit of defense. Indeed
this form is what you have been sent in this most
horrific case of what appears to be misjustice and
recriminations in the extreme and other modalities.

I would advice you as your Barrister that your
response, or lack there of, pose no legal problem for you
unless you were to lie or otherwise dishonor the name of
your mother or parents. Therefore you must decide
if you should complete this intense legal form of modality-
and if you complete this- you must- as you would swear
on the graves of your ancestors to avoid a curse that you could
never escape, tell nothing but what is true.

This is my most incredulous advice to you in this
matter which appears to involve an innocent man
being suffered and abused.

Your humble Servant and Barrister

Michael Tomidio

Total charges for this review- $ 125 payable by 21 FEB 2010

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Waiting in the mailbox
of Michael Duewee, lead of Duewee
Cheatum and Howe was this from my
lad along with a copy of the attachment asking
for representation
he sent to me as Barrister Tomidio!. So I made
my lad e-mail the same attachment twice

Dear Barr.Michael Duewee,

Below is the attachment of the court document which
I have signed for your confirmations and I have also
send a copy of this document to my lawyer for his
confirmations too.

I will also want you to know that I acknowledged that
I will pay $ 25,000 USD within 24 hours of my bequest
being awarded.

Confirm and get back to me.

Thanks in advance.
Mr.David.


We all know if this was real neither Barrister Tomidio
or Michael Duewee would receive a dime from
my lad!

Here is my reply as Michael Duewee:

Dear David

Many thanks for the pleasure of your reply. Barrister
Tomidio is planning on meeting with Magistrate Djam on
Friday ahead of the hearing he has scheduled for
your bequest being moved next Monday at 4pm.

He tells me that he is most confident in his legal case and
the confidence that Magistrate Djam has with him so

that he is certain the the case can be moved.

We should know if the case and hearing are moved for
you from Douala to Accra and the date.

Once we know then we will begin filing the papers we need
and also obtain a Barrister in Ghana for you since
Barrister Tomidio has no jurisdiction in Ghana.

The paperwork is in order and we have forwarded it
to the court.

Best Regards

Michael Duewee
Attorney at Law


Okay now I will let him know on
Monday that the court case is moved to Ghana and get
his lazy ass moving on a 250 klick safari

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" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh this is sweet- here is my lad who thinks he is writing to his brand new Barrister in Cameroon (me of course) who is pleading to have his bequest hearing moved to Ghana from Cameroon- and son of a bitch- my lad retells the entire bait to the lawyer- with an e-mail thread that must have taken him two to three hours to peice together (frankly I am not sure I could go back and reconstruct this bait).

Sweet Mother of Mary in a hotel, my lad is in hook line and sinker and cannot tell his asshole from his nose at this point. So below is the entire e-mail he sent Michael Tomidio (his new Barrister) and he has cut and paste of all the e-mails I sent him from my differing characters to explain his story to the Barrister. So we can actually see what he THINKS is actually happening... and the sequence of the entire bait- of course leaving out the part where he tried to scam a 21 year old college student! To help the reader I have put his current comments in RED and the e-mails from me in green (Christ in an elevator I have actually written this many e-mails?):

Dear Barr.Michael Tomdio,

I am happy for your adviced to me and I so much thank you.

I have also gone through your message and the way you wants to do it is ok by me.
You are my Barrister and I believe that you should know everything about me and the company on how I got in contact with the company and things like that.

It was a Pastor friend of mine Name Reverend John Edward that told me that he will help me to work with a company in USA as he was about working with the company called African Foods, but he did not work with them as he leave to pastor a church of God in Ghana and for some time now I did not recieve e-mails from him.

When he gave me their contact he ask me to contact Mr.Joey Buttafooco the then Operations Manager of African Food LLC which I did and he sent me a message and below is the message which he sent to me dated: Thursday, December 3, 2009 7:56 PM
:

Mr. Okutue

I must tell you that I have grave reservations about engaging you as a consultant since you are unknown to us. We had previously almost engaged a new consultant that we had on board but dropped him in favor of your pastor Reverend Edwards.

Since you are young man I am doubly concerned because we have had trouble with younger people who think that they get paid for nothing. I mean no offense but am stating the truth. Additionally we have never worked with anyone from the Ivory Coast.

Mr Aishwarya is very demanding as a boss and we are under very tight deadlines and have just about filled all of our positions. However since his close friend Reverend Edwards recommends you we are going to take a chance. Normally I would contact my boss to discuss this but he is on an extended trip and we cannot contact him via e-mail for a month nor by telephone for about 9 days.

Mr. Himmler, our cultural attache, has given the okay to work with you so I need you to go to our website and carefully review it: paying close attention to the consultants page. You should also familiarize yourself with our team and other sections. We employ people to help us with recipes cooking and photography, video clips of same and we purchase locally made African cookware .We have built a solid business and we truly hope that you will become a valuable consultant and that you will not let us down.

I have attached a noncompete confidentiality form . You must sign this have a witness sign it and have it notarized and apostilled. Please use black ink. Scan the completed form to my attention.

I have attached our complete form for application and testing. We were planning on using the roll over form- but since we do not know you Mr. Himmler and I have agreed that you should complete this form. You will note that you must include proof of residency but you should make a color copy of the proof, write copy in red ink across it but do not obscure document numbers. Please comply with this because our company cannot take the risk that your document could fall into identity thieve's hands.

The application and test must be COMPLETELY filled out in black ink and signed by you, a witness and it must be signed by a notary or official with stamp that verifies you identity. Scan the completed form and proof of residency and identity to me with this form. It is important that we have proof of residency because it is what sets us apart from our competitors who engage African Americans who have lived in our country for years. With the our new President who is descended from a citizen of Kenya the US has gone crazy for all things AFrica.

I would suggest you consult a lawyer should you have any questions or feel free to e-mail me.

I will be working in the studio tommorrow so I will not be able to reveiw you documents until Monday. Please treat this as urgent so we can begin work as soon as possible.

After we complete all this we can discuss the recipe photography projects, the video cooking projects and the utensil cookware projects

Best Regards

Joey Buttafooco
Operations Manager
African Foods.


Now my problem is this, I recieved a message from the new CEO of the company Mr.Heinrich Himmler dated Monday, January 4, 2010 7:49 AM as follows:

Okutue

We have completed a thorough review of your files and applications as part of our investigation into the criminal masterminds Ms Tant and Mr Buttafooco. The results of this review have confirmed my suspicions that you are also a criminal worthy of punishment and imprisonment because of your attempts to defraud our company.

Here is what our investigation uncovered

The application that you submitted has the Name Reverend John Edwards typed at the top. This is clear evidence of your wish to defraud us and pretend to be Reverend Edwards when you were actually named Okutue. I have attached the first page of the application you submitted.

We seized control of the e-mail accounts of Mr Buttafooco and Ms Tant and these e-mails show that you not only failed to submit proper photographs on Time but that Ms Tant illegally edited these after the deadline and then mislead the committee. We are suing Mr Buttafooco and Ms Tant for these and other infractions and hope to ruin their lives and ensure that they go to jail and that their lives are ruined forever

In Ms Tant’s e-mails we found clear evidence that you were using your charming and criminal charms to influence her to make decisions on your work. You exchanged bad photos and called each other names like “honey” etc. This is against company policy and we hope to have Ms Tant jailed for abusing her office.

We are pursuing criminal charges and suing Mr Buttafooco and Ms Tant for over $ 800,000 and I sincerely hope I can ruin their lives forever and make them regret the day they were born. Unfortunately our company has no legal standing in Ivory Coast so we cannot pursue criminal and civil penalties against you and ruin your live. This causes me much sadness because a person like you should suffer a lot. However it does give me a great deal of pleasure to tell you that as of today you are sacked as a consultant for African Foods.

Now that that is out of the way I will need your help on a small but insignificant legal matter of little importance. Our Attorneys Crotchit and Itchit will be contacting you ([email protected]) with regards to this small matter. Please answer the questions as they tell you to and reply back to them. It is of no importance to you and should only take you five minutes.

Please let me know if I can ever be of help

Sincerely

Heinrich Himmler
CEO
African Foods.


This is also a message I recieved from the new lawyer of the company which Mr.Joey told me off before the problem he is having now:

Dear Mr Okutue

I am David Crotchit Attorney representing African Foods on a small and unimportant legal matter for which we need your help.

Mr. Ashwarya has left a will for his estate and it is clear that Mr Ashwarya was not of clear thinking mind when he wrote this will. In this purported will he left 51% of his $ 40,000,000 estate to the consultants of the company who were working with the company at the time of his death. This amount was supposed to be split evenly by the twenty or so consultants, with an amount paid to each consultant of $ 880,000.

However we have clear evidence that Mr Ashwarya, because of problems with his daughter was mentally unstable when he wrote this will. Here is what we need from you and an e-mail reply is all that is needed.

Write and e-mail back to me with the following words (cut and past if you wish)

"I, David Okutue, know that Mr. Ashwayra was not of a stable mental condition over the last few months and any will that he wrote leaving money to me or my kin could not be valid and I therefore renounce this will."

You can use you current e-mail address.

Thank you for your help with this very insignificant legal matter which is of little concern to you.

David Crotchit
Attorney at Law



Now in the message which Mr.Heinrich Himmler sent to me, he said that I wanted to defraud their company which I am not as it was the company that sent to me the applications form which I filled and sent back to them which the also confirmed ok. Since it was Reverend John Edward that puts me to work with the company so when I saw where his name was in the form I said ok maybe it was the company that made the mistake putting his name their I did not know that Mr.Heinrich Himmler will want to use it to flight me and even Mr.Joey told me that Mr Heinrich Himmler is not a good man that he always wants to use the consultant as fools and eat their money .And concerning Ms Tant I knew sho told me that she will wxant me to be her lover since she had no Man by her which told her I will that was why I do call her honey.

And in the form which I sent to you yesterday at the botton of the form, it was said that it is a criminal act to misrepresentations so in the case what is your advice to me.

Believe me everything that I have said to you is just how it happened so please advice me because I am confused about this.

I also knew that my Name was in the company payroll due for the 28 of Jan 2010 which if not for the death of our late CEO Mr.Heinrich Himmler wouldn't have said such things but maybe because he wanted me to loose the money that is why.

And that is why Mr.Joey is suffering now and I will like to fill the form which Mr.Joey wanted me to help him but it is not all that is in the form I know and more over I don't really know Mr.Heinrich Himmler life or I know is that Mr.Joey, Ms.Tant who is died now do tell me to be very carefuly about Mr.Heinrich Himmler.

So please I really need your advice on this matter. I knew that Mr.Joey and Ms.Tant helped me alot but there are things which I don't know which I have to fill in the form so in this case what is your advice for me.

I need to hear from you frist before I can fill the form.

Once again thanks for your advice and I know that with God we shall come out flying.

And I will also need to know the date I have
-

my lad's e-mail is then truncated

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is my reply using the most convoluted language and the
word modality over and over again from
me as Barrister Tomidio of Cameroon to my lad's reply
shown above:

Michael Tomdio to nkem
show details 12:58 PM (1 minute ago)


Dear Mr. Okutue
Thank you for the most illustrious history lesson of the catastrophic
endeavor that was embarked upon your self by this nefarious
Himmler.

So let me tell you my counsel

1. It is most clear that the late Raj Ashwarya did want you
amongst his other consultants to receive this money.
2. It is clear that the law firm of the notorious Himmler
attempted to get you to sign away your rights to this
unknowingly
3. It is clear that you were an employee.
4. If you believe that this Mr Buttafooco is innocent
then you can safely complete the affadavit form and it
will neither jeopardize your bequest nor cause you
other problems. Be sure you are truthful as if you
would swear on your Mother's name and ghosts would
haunt you if you were to lie.

I am meeting this afternoon with Magistrate Djam's
son to sign our legal services contract for $ 20,000.
I will also stop by to see Magistrate Djam to tell
him how proud he should be of a son who is earning
$ 20,000 for two hours work. I will do this just prior
to requesting our hearing for Monday to move your
hearing to a more commodius modality with regards
to your own travel arrangements so you can irridescently
make your way for the hearing.

I will then contact a Barrister in Ghana on your
behalf with the court papers that will allow him
to schedule a hearing on your behalf.
The fee to this Barrister would probably be about
$ 5,000- I will communicate the particulars of
your payment modality being
after your receieve your request.

I will inform you most expediently when I
confirm that your plea will be heard on Monday
at 4 pm sharp and then on Monday
if indeed the Magistrate has mercy on us and
will allow us to have the bequest executed in Ghana.

Your Humble Servant and Barrister

Michael Tomidio


I am pretty sure I can get my lad to complete at least four more forms! And a 250 klick safari Twisted Evil

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joey B is supposedly in jail and my
lad has a interminable affadavit form
testifying to Joey's (me) innocence that I
sent my lad. Well...it looks like
I have talked him in to sending this form
to me Twisted Evil

Here is my lads e-mail:

Dear Mr.Harold Balls,

Thanks for your mail and informations concerning our beloved friend Mr.Joey.

I have been thinking on how to fill the witness form as
I do not know what to say, please I will want you to do
me a faour so that I will know what or how to fill the
form as I will not want our friend Mr.Joey to waste his
life in the jail as I know that there was not a time that he collected money from me for an assistance for me.

Anyway please I will want you to tell Mr.Joey that
I am praying for him over here and that he will be
released and be free as I know that he has been a
good and upright man since I knew him.

Since his case will he had on Monday I will try as
much as possible to say just what I know since
I came in contact with the company as I will never
in anyway lie.

Please my warm regards to Mr.Joey and please
tell him that he will surely be free from the jail ok.

Thanks.
Mr.David.


My reply as Harry Balls friend of Joey:
Dearest David

Thank you for letting me know this. I know that Joey
is very depressed and sad. I will see him on Saturday
during visiting hours. The jails in the US are horrible
they treat people worse than animals and he has been
beaten severerly by criminals housed in this
jail.

If you can send this to me I will deliver this to
Joey's lawyers the first thing on Monday.

God Bless You

Harry

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is my
message to my lad as his Barrister who
will move his hearing from
Cameroon to Accra using as usual my
most "Splendifirous modality of
Communication Laughing "

RE: Splendid and Pleasant News!
Dear Mr. Okutue

I trust my message will both delight and
encrinilate you. I signed a contract
with the Magistrates Djam's son this afternoon
and he will be filed your papers that support our
request for a move of the bequest for you to Ghana
with his father this afternoon.

Both Magistrate Djam and his son do understand
that this superb yet indolent arrangement depends
on your being awarded the bequest in order to
pay the son the $ 20,000.

So in a private session with the Magistrate
Djam he thanks me for employing his son this
afternoon and offers me tea and cakes.

After we exchange pleasantries about his
new Mercedes Armored Sedan and his
swimming pool and other things about
which wealthy people like to meander in differing
modalities I rise to leave and he shakes my
hand and tells me "I thank you and your
client Mr. Okutue for helping my son and I do
not forget about my friends when they need help"

With that he clasped my hand and smiles a
huge smile with all of his shining gold teeth v
isible and then laughs and says "your friend
should need have no worries- I will ensure
that these thieving corporate Americans pay
Your client his money that should be transmuted
to him"

So we now have private assurances in the most
splendifourous manner from the Magistrate who
has also agreed to a hearing on my plea on your behalf
at 16:00 on this Monday.

This is most excellent and splendifirous news.

I will be in contact with a most excellent and
upstanding Barrister in Ghana who will arrange
to tranfer the hearing and
set up your case.

He will contact you on Monday after the hearing.

With God's help we shall all prevail in this most
auspiscious effort.

Your Humble Servant and Barrister

Michael Tomidio

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"I plead for pardon as I did not know that this is a violation of law over there in USA. As it was true I was warned to write copy in red ink on papers. I plead for mercy."

" I am runing around to get money to pay the photoman that took the photo and I will send it to you for your confirmations in the next 2hours from now"

"I don't really know wht happned as I have to sell my gas cooker to be present in Accra and now lok at what has happened"


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