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JadeFalcon
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I came across this fake phonelad site in my phonelad baiting activities. I (and my mentor) thought it was just too terribly done not to share with the rest of the class.

www.celllinkselectronicltd.page.tl

Maybe it's the random pictures pulled from Flickr, maybe it's the truly awful color scheme and random highlighting of text, maybe it's the fact that just reading through the text of the site itself makes no sense (see quote), but if you want to make a website to scam people, this is pretty much a HOW-TO of failure.
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4. If I live in N.J. can I pick up from your retail location and do I have to pay N.J. taxes?

Sorry, but we're just not equipped to allow individual customers to pick up merchandise. We pride ourselves on our rapid turnaround time and almost everything ships out within 24-48 hours of receipt of payment.
Yes any shipping within UK are subject toUK. LONDON If you live in Cleveland state, please add the appropriate sales tax to your purchase price. Failure to do so will result in a delay of shipping


I'll be reporting this site soon for suspension, but thought I'd let everyone else have a laugh before it tragically gets killed. Enjoy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Grammatical content 2/10
Content 3/10
Awareness of audience 1/10

Shite! I love it!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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REMEMBER

*CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS OUR UPMOST PRIORITY


... and we will "up your most" until we're satisfied...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU BUY FROM US........!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing I don't know if it's the hula girls, the 'customer comment' page or the little mottos sprinkled throughout that make me laugh more.

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SO YOU ARE 100% ASSURED AND GUARANTEED OF RECIEVING WHAT YOU ORDER FROM US..


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...WOW. I don't know what's sadder...the hilariously terrible quality of the website or the fact that there are people out there that actually fall for it.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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This shipping informations will enable you to trace you order and to know when your package get arrive at your doorstep Ok


I always trust companies who say 'Ok'.

Thanks for sharing this: I think I'm mostly speechless......

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Immediately shipment is made the sales manager will get back to you with the full shipping informations such as:
PROFORMA INVOICE
AIRWAY BILL
INVOICE


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We ship via UPS and DHL / FedEx Shipping company and use the home delivery services 48hrs with immediate feedback as follow,
1. Shipping company form of a law reception
2. The company official invoice and receipt
3. Tracking # # xù� Œ����


Lads just don't get the concept of invoices.
Ever.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Epic Fail. This is messed up like a football bat.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hate that I am so incredibly inept with web design that I think that looks halfway decent.

Okay maybe not. That second picture just looks neat. Is that the original Apple Store in SoHo?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't see anything wrong with this site. It looks 100% risky-free. Laughing

So many hits to his site today, I'll bet he's jumping for joy...Until he gets that dreaded 404.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like this part:

OUR COMPANY IS A LEGITIMATE COMPANY WELL ESTABLISHED IN THE TRADE OF SELLING ONLINE.

Reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where, I think the FBI is staking out someone, in a surveillance van marked, in big bold letters "ORDINARY VAN".

Also this:

The phones are SIM free and it's never lock to any network, specification europeans USA specifications general network gsm 900gsm 1800gsm 1900 platform tri band gsm900 1800 1900 country of manufactured origin Finland, Hungary and Singapore

At the bottom of a page about video game systems. What do video game systems have to do with cell phones? The N-Gage stopped selling like 5 years ago!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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WE ARE READY TO MAKE YOU SMILE ANS SATISFY YOU JUST NOTE THAT ANY BODY THAT HAS ORDER FROM THE COMPANY BEFORE HE/SHE SHOULD PICK ANY OF THIS ITEMS AND SEND US AN EMAIL
THROUGH:([email protected])

AND HE WILL HAVE THE PRODUCT.
NB:IF YOU HAVE
NOTE:IF YOU HAVE NOT ORDER FROM US TRY AND ORDER NOW SO THAT YOU WILL BE ONE OF THOSE WHO IS SMILING AND ENJOYING OUR SERVICES HOPE YOU WILL LOVE AND ENJOY SHOPPING WITH US
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The formatting on the contact information page makes my eyes bleed.

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JadeFalcon
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha...thanks for the comments everyone! 250 hits so far today on this site. Lad must be having a hayday Very Happy

Sadly I'll be writing him up tonight. Sadly for him because his site is gone, and sadly for all of us because we'll have to find some other lad to laugh at.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ And all those re-direct numbers. Laughing

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This shipping informations will enable you to trace you order and to know when your package get arrive at your doorstep Ok

I would hope I'd know when my package arrives at my doorstep ok - unless the delivery person hides it in the bushes. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's the problem here? Everyone gets their stuff without COMPLIAN! ok?

BTW, what's with the hula girls?

ETA: I should have waited to comment until I had seen the whole wonderful site. It keeps getting better! At least one thing they say is true:

Quote:
For the present rat race, we would like to provide you at more competitive price.We are making the print world more colorful with full spirits and active exploitation.


The "rat race" thing just makes it better.

Customer comments are very reassuring!

Quote:
Hello, I am glad to say that this iphone works fine whoaaaa you are the right company,that for the delivery


Friggin' dumbasses...


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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CUSTOMER'S REPORT

Hello, I am glad to say that this iphone works fine whoaaaa you are the right company,that for the delivery

STACY BAUM from RHODE ISLAND


Comic genius Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RayAdverb wrote:
The formatting on the contact information page makes my eyes bleed.


As my irises were trying to adjust to the glare I tried to focus on what I thought were human bananas at the top of the page, then I saw that they were hula girls and pineapples - on an electronics website. Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm kind of stuck on this part. Can someone explain?

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Yes any shipping within UK are subject toUK. LONDON If you live in Cleveland state, please add the appropriate sales tax to your purchase price. Failure to do so will result in a delay of shipping



Is "Cleveland state" in London?

328 hits now.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You've never been to Cleveland state, London? It's wonderful this time of year. Laughing

I have to say it's pretty creepy that this electronics site has a picture of a little girl holding a box on the home page. Her face creeps me out for some reason. 89 visits Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just wrote asking them for the price and shipping cost to send a 42" Aquos tv to Whitehorse in the Yukon.

Of course, like any reputable electronics firm, they have a pictorial essay on how to pay for items. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad's using GMail, which basically means I can't kill his email addy like a regular phone lad. Google doesn't like to close accounts, unless your name is Reverse Psychology. Very Happy

Anyway, the very same lad that runs this website is GMail chatting with me as we speak. I of course am just spouting off nonsense and telling him why I can't WU him half the payment and then later send the other half to the bank account he sent to Alan....I mean to me.

In my babbling, I happened to say que sera sera, and he asked what that meant. So I explained that it comes from a song and directed him to a video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

That's right. I just rickrolled a lad. I'm pretty happy with myself Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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WE ARE READY TO MAKE YOU SMILE ANS SATISFY YOU


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I LOVE how my second hand Dell laptop (which is a couple of years old) is in his laptop page. And of course, the photo above is DATE STAMPED!!!

I'm buying MY stuff from there from now on... I wonder what the shipping costs to Australia is???

Oh yeah, 438 hits as I type Smile

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