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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 2354
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:26 am |
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I've been baiting this guy for about a year with one email address - -
Decided to add another person to the picture a couple months ago...
So now, he's wondering whether or not to scam her - - see - - some lads have standards! I have to be beautiful before I can be scammed! He wants to know if I am beautiful. LOL
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deaest love.
just be cool everything will be fine God's time is the best.
yes i will send to you my pictures morrow.
send to me your mobile phone number i want to speak with you .
i need to realy hold you tight soonest.
in fact when we finalise now i am coming to meet you my love.
yes i am handsome by the grace of God and you are beautiful right? send to me your pictures also.
love
kissing you always.
honey baby |
I should send him a pic of an ugly or pretty girl?? (Need someone I can photochop in the future so I can send "messages" that I hold for him)
Editing to add - - my character is so in love with this guy that she's been sending him her own mushy love letters:
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my dear honey baby -
You are the sweetest -
I want to kiss you and kiss you and kiss you
you make my merkin wet
you make me queef with pleasure
I burp the taste of your cigarette breath when I wake up in the morning
And I lick your rim after brushing my teeth.
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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 <a href="ref.php?url=http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="ref.php?url=http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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Fartina o'douriss
Fellow Human Being
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 1764
Location: Canadian in California
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:49 am |
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Personally I would send the most hideous photo that I could find!
That's quite the love letter, did you write it yourself?
Coincidentally I just learned what queff means a couple of days ago, watching South Park! |
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before? What is the meaning TW@T?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
I will devote all my body, my heart and my existence for TW@T
your rewards wil come here on earth ass
Steward WTF?
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 2354
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:00 am |
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Yes - I wrote that myself. LOL I'm known for bad love letters and poems. Just wait until I upload phone calls. I used to have some uploaded but the website no longer has them there |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="ref.php?url=http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="ref.php?url=http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="ref.php?url=http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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ThankingArthur
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Oct 2009
Posts: 296
Location: Clicking boxes to get my MTCN
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:10 am |
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"you make my merkin wet" Classic.
And does he know how old "you" are? If not I'd be like 70 or something (which would explain the merkin *whistle*). Alternatively, I'd go with very ugly and see if he's still into it.  |
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 Morgan: Accra, Ghana to Lomé, Togo and Back. (~370km total) "it was hurt i paid hotel bills and also rented a car to pick Sarah up at the airport it was so hurt i spent money to go down to Lome"
11x Oink.
"I haven't tried 2 women in bed because of the nature of my job i am always busy and my girl friend sometimes nag about it." 
Lad excuses:
"Do you know that there was a problem on my way to the bank, on my way to the bank two cars came and block me on the way suddelly I saw Mr. Gomer with some gun men out from the car and the gun men came out with gun and shot my driver on his legs then Mr. Gomer came out and collect the money from me." |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 307
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:50 am |
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Lads have standards to maintain but are but prepared to raise them. |
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lotto lads
lotto lads
we all want to be lotto lads |
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 420
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:54 am |
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Welcome back |
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Magnus: Lagos --> Cotonou
Benjamin: Accra --> Monrovia
Mustafa: Banjul --> Dakar
Steve & Santos: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift & Ubochie: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift: Johannesburg --> Harare
John: Accra --> Abidjan |
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