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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:26 am |
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I've been baiting this guy for about a year with one email address - -
Decided to add another person to the picture a couple months ago...
So now, he's wondering whether or not to scam her - - see - - some lads have standards! I have to be beautiful before I can be scammed! He wants to know if I am beautiful. LOL
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deaest love.
just be cool everything will be fine God's time is the best.
yes i will send to you my pictures morrow.
send to me your mobile phone number i want to speak with you .
i need to realy hold you tight soonest.
in fact when we finalise now i am coming to meet you my love.
yes i am handsome by the grace of God and you are beautiful right? send to me your pictures also.
love
kissing you always.
honey baby |
I should send him a pic of an ugly or pretty girl?? (Need someone I can photochop in the future so I can send "messages" that I hold for him)
Editing to add - - my character is so in love with this guy that she's been sending him her own mushy love letters:
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my dear honey baby -
You are the sweetest -
I want to kiss you and kiss you and kiss you
you make my merkin wet
you make me queef with pleasure
I burp the taste of your cigarette breath when I wake up in the morning
And I lick your rim after brushing my teeth.
I love you so much |
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:49 am |
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Personally I would send the most hideous photo that I could find!
That's quite the love letter, did you write it yourself?
Coincidentally I just learned what queff means a couple of days ago, watching South Park! |
_________________ ^ You are my favorite Canadian on Earth. Pastor Frank
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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with TW@T
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re TW@T has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655
"I Am Not a Justin Beiber Fan" innocent.being
Steward, WTF?
SAY NO TO SCURVY |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:00 am |
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Yes - I wrote that myself. LOL I'm known for bad love letters and poems. Just wait until I upload phone calls. I used to have some uploaded but the website no longer has them there |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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ThankingArthur
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Oct 2009
Posts: 357
Location: The Golden Tulip Hotel
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:10 am |
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"you make my merkin wet" Classic.
And does he know how old "you" are? If not I'd be like 70 or something (which would explain the merkin *whistle*). Alternatively, I'd go with very ugly and see if he's still into it. |
_________________ Morgan: Accra, Ghana to Lomé, Togo and Back. (~370km total) "it was hurt i paid hotel bills and also rented a car to pick Sarah up at the airport it was so hurt i spent money to go down to Lome"
12x Oink.
i promise you .you shall pay for this -Another satisfied customer |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:50 am |
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Lads have standards to maintain but are but prepared to raise them. |
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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AL1VE
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
Posts: 445
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Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:54 am |
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Welcome back |
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Magnus: Lagos --> Cotonou
Benjamin: Accra --> Monrovia
Mustafa: Banjul --> Dakar
Steve & Santos: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift & Ubochie: Johannesburg --> Maputo
Gift: Johannesburg --> Harare
John: Accra --> Abidjan |
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