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 Here's my latest bait (update on my first safari guy)

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Eliza_Doolittle
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My first Safari guy (about 2.5 to 3 yrs ago) - - Uch3nna - - still believes that Mrs. R0binson is really an old lady. She has been his "penpal" for a long time and during this time he's learned so much about her family. I've been grooming him really well....but nothing exciting.

Anyway - he's still on the line - - and he's really wanting to see me - but the problem is that my old lady character is going to be dying at the end of the year - - and all her money will be left to her niece (who I have introduced the guy to... and they talk on occasion) He's "really worried" about her since she's dying - and wants her to come to Africa before she dies.

I'm planning a new safari for this guy - but it won't be until like Feb or March 2010.

Here's my latest correspondence with him:



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Dear Uch3nna,
I would like to travel to some of my favorite places before I die, but
the problem is that my doctors have to give me permission to go. My
health is not good, and I have to have a nurse with me all the time.

Could you come to the United States?

I am going to try to go to London if I can get a doctor to allow it.
I hear that the doctors there have an experimental treatment and may
be able to help my cancer.

Love,

Mrs. Robinson


Here's the youtube vid of Uch3nna..... He's the one with the sign that says "Hide it in a place ...." Unfortunately, the music has been disabled so hum it to yourselves..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipo3uuJ9FUw

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice Video Eliza

I was humming Frank Sinatra's Version of "Mrs Robinson" the whole time I was watching it! Thumbs up

There's no clip, but you can hear a cover of Frank's version here. It's almost note for note, including the BIZARRE rewriting of the lyrics:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pavTzUFODGg

I have it stuck in my head now

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As a straight baiter, my hat is off to you!! 3 years?! And his original victim is dying, so he's starting in on the next of kin?! That's definitely worthy of celebration!

If it were me, I'd have the old lady die, with certain crucial documents on her, in the most inhospitable, improbable, impossible-to-get-to location imaginable. She was on an "adventures of a lifetime" cruise, and she died in the arctic tundra, or the Australian outback 100 miles from any settlement. Good thing she had a GPS transponder on her when she died, don't you think? She was carrying the only copy of her will, which deeded all her cash to her niece, who is very, very keen to hand this cash over to your lad.

That's what I'd try for, but I've never had a multi-year bait myself, so I'm sure you will play it with more finesse than me. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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She was on an "adventures of a lifetime" cruise, and she died in ... the Australian outback 100 miles from any settlement. Good thing she had a GPS transponder on her when she died, don't you think? She was carrying the only copy of her will, which deeded all her cash to her niece, who is very, very keen to hand this cash over to your lad.


Would it be too presumptuous of me to volunteer the services of Captain Mal and/or his dyslexic friend Brad, who are both Outback adventurer types and willing to help the niece achieve her goal?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good to see you around again Eliza. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roll on Feb./March. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good job, girlfriend! clapping

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn you, Eliza! You mean I'll be stuck in this place for another 5 months! Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps the old lady has a 'bucket list' of things she'd like to do before she dies, like climbing Mount Cameroon, get the Lad to check it out beforehand. Twisted Evil

Or maybe she's too ill, could the Lad go to the summit and take some photos..... considering an English woman made it to the top in 1897, it shouldn't be beyond a robust Lad to scale its 4040 metres, and it's just over the border from Naija.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Mount Cameroon. I like that idea, Wright. The area around there was described by safari lotto lad Michael as, "The Forest Of Pain." Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Eliza,

You inspired me! Frank Sinatra's version of "Mrs Robinson" will feature as my bad taste piece on my Community radio show Smile

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"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)

"You are a dead meat!"
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