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 Most cringe-worthy scammer's phrase/sentence

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paddyj
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure people can do much better, but I read this one recently:
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I want you to know that this is not a scam and will never be a scam. We dont scam people and i want you to know that this is a real transaction and promising you that as soon as you are done with this transaction, you will request for more...Rolling Eyes

Paddy

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My personal favorite.

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The flame was well placed near the patients anus enough for the effect you needed and i will expect to read from you tommorow in regards the payment.

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Ima Baeder
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I doubted the love of an ATM card lad that I romance baited:

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I CARE ABOUT YOU.GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO PROVE IT TO BY SENDING ME SOME MONEY


Cringe-worthy but it still makes me laugh.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@jc:Pure poetry!
@ib:Reverse psychology would be proud of that one!

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-I'm really speechless about what your Sister did to you Babs
-we were able to give out 7 goats to the orphan's parents
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Eliza_Doolittle
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"I do no where u is be going, hear?"

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Sir Cumfrence
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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...since then my father took me so special...

Don't know why but this line always gives me the creeps.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Never a truer word spoken: "DEAR VICTIM"

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- I think the payment is a Western Union Moneygram. Does that help?
-You are stressing me too much, I must confess to you. Dr [email protected] (6 1/2 months)
-I'm really speechless about what your Sister did to you Babs
-we were able to give out 7 goats to the orphan's parents
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Nosmo King
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Context: He sent me a different format by mistake, from the same computer that sent his email literally 4 seconds before. When I demanded to know why his name and church had changed he responded:
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We do not have a computer thus say room having computer material for our work with you we are obliged to collect us in cyber Christian for our sendings of messages, then this person must have your address like that. Thus for the majority being being used and maidservants as God, then we could get information to find the latter in briefs times


I know what he's saying, but it takes a week to ten days to get there and makes my head hurt.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From a Lad to the "other Lad" who'd chopped his dollar:

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guy how far, i know wetin you do oooooooooo,i know sey na you collect drogba money(3,500us$) na ma own share i con ask for.i beg just help me with some change if na 5,000naira i go manage am..no let anybody know ooooooo

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Regrettably, our father
was captured and murdered along with his brother in
cool blood during a mid-night rebel shoot-out when our
official residence in Freetown was ambushed by forded
sank o the notorious rebel leader. Our mother
sustained very sever bullet injuries ...


Is being murdered in "cool blood" better or worse than in "cold blood"?
Oh yeah - his name is [email protected] [email protected]!

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so as to enable the conclusion of this transaction on your behalf since you are not dead because if you are dead you would not have write me because I know that never will a dead
write to living...
I could receive the document official which you want to forward me for adhesion with [email protected]
I am captivated, impressed and hypnotised with your sincerity
This you’re [email protected] has it existed some how somewhere before?
Your ASSCODE is: 999-035-2655



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