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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:02 pm |
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Let's create a scam email by writing one phase at a time. I'm sure we can produce something extremely amusing etc etc..PLEASE uncheck the option to attach your signature since it vastly reduces readability. Thanks!
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I was surprised to see an e-mail in my inbox which read:
Dearest Beloved... |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:37 pm |
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Dearest Beloved
Permit me to inform you of my desire to... |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:07 pm |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:49 pm |
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your bank account...O.K. |
Last edited by Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg on Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:35 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:59 pm |
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... with the utmost integrity and in a 100% Risky free way. |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:04 pm |
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Let me introduce myself. I am... |
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El Sid
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:11 pm |
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Prince He Man of Eternia and I am looking to... |
_________________ x 8
http:// mar mighty industries. webs. com/ (leave your baiter/catcher address in the guestbook)
Martin Shen: "I am convinced that you will not betray me immediately.."
Mansa Musa Kamara: "...you resemble the son a one pussy sucker and I think my guess is right. Yes, your name is bastard...the problem now is that no one knows if the gods will accept your blood for a sacrifice. Bastard you are and bastard will you remain..."
S0L0M0N Bo@tang: "Thanks for your response. The content is painstakingly understood." - yeahh lad-pain!! |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:53 pm |
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empty your bank account...O.K. |
Last edited by Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg on Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:35 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Noah Bode
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Oct 2009
Posts: 79
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:13 pm |
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I send you you're consignment as soon after you go to western union. |
_________________ Thanks Lordy Voldy for the bacon |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:26 pm |
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I have lived a selfish life but now that I am dying of |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:51 pm |
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Elephant Leg Syndrome, I have ...
Edit: I changed the disease, the first one was a bit too disturbing.
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 10 Aug 2009
Posts: 4129
Location: At the toilet door yelling are you almost done in there? Oops, too late...
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:12 am |
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not been as concerned about the stroke sickness...O.K. |
Last edited by Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg on Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:36 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:12 am |
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...that has taken my parents and family, leaving me an orphan. |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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curlyearl
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 299
Location: Desert Rose Barstool
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:29 am |
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This fetid refugee camp.. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:52 am |
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does not have any plumbing at present, ...
@Pastor Frank: I've recently seen pictures of elephantiasis (elephant leg syndrome) of the scrotum. I do not advise looking up such pictures. |
_________________ x4
Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:23 pm |
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... but good Internet cafe... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:32 pm |
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so you can see how i am surfering here, |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:01 pm |
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....in the sex-segregated hostel, of course. |
_________________ x14
It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:16 pm |
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The cistern is broken this is no cock and ball story...
@Master of puppets: wiki pedeadia has such a photo. Disease (elephantiasis) affects limbs and genitals. Does that explain the reputation for African men? |
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El Sid
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351
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Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:54 pm |
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Paddyj are you planning on using this once finished? I'd love to see what replies you get heh heh |
_________________ x 8
http:// mar mighty industries. webs. com/ (leave your baiter/catcher address in the guestbook)
Martin Shen: "I am convinced that you will not betray me immediately.."
Mansa Musa Kamara: "...you resemble the son a one pussy sucker and I think my guess is right. Yes, your name is bastard...the problem now is that no one knows if the gods will accept your blood for a sacrifice. Bastard you are and bastard will you remain..."
S0L0M0N Bo@tang: "Thanks for your response. The content is painstakingly understood." - yeahh lad-pain!! |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:58 pm |
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.. but the honest story of a God-fearing person dying of elephantiasis.
@Paddy: Unless the reputation of African men is that they walk around with their balls on (or near) their ankles, no. |
_________________ x4
Oke: Todger club entry submission + (Co-bait with Albator) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:00 pm |
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so please listen to me ok, this is not childs play ok, so plese send me urgntly the details bellow ok
Note; we need lots more oks in the preceding posts |
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paddyj
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Aug 2009
Posts: 261
Location: Hiding from whichever Mod I annoyed this week
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Posted:
Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:04 pm |
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PLEASE AT ONCE SENT ME...
@Yastreb :And capital letters?
@Bear Jew:nah, just for fun! |
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remu
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 571
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Posted:
Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:16 pm |
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...your MOTHER maidens name... |
_________________ ムーグー! |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Posted:
Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:23 pm |
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