I can has pink audi pls?

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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:39 am

Well, it's been nigh on four months of baiting Joe Jackson and I finally got a trophy out of him.

http://members.419eater.com/~carlisleninnymug/JoeJackson/1.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~carlisleninnymug/JoeJackson/2.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~carlisleninnymug/JoeJackson/3.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~carlisleninnymug/JoeJackson/4.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~carlisleninnymug/JoeJackson/5.jpg
http://members.419eater.com/~carlisleninnymug/JoeJackson/6.jpg

I was going to slap him for sending it to me in black and white, until I realized that he thinks that it's possible to print black and white documents in color.

Now that Moneygram has the forms, I'm totally sending the money (sic), the question is... to whom? Twisted Evil

EDIT: 1st to fix the link, second to explain the edits Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:58 am

Nice work Carlisle! Thumbs up

I wish I could give you a pink audi for that, but you don't deserve one.

I know, I know; you're thinking that's a bad thing, but it's not. Trust me.

Even knowing what a pink audi is given for is something most people here are ashamed of.

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:05 am

And all this time, I've been proud of them. Sad

I'll get me pj's and tissues! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:18 am

^^Yours are different, of course. Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:47 am

Nice work CN. An achievement in itself to get a lad to do that. clapping

Amazing how righteous he seems. Link#3 is no go.
A pink Audi???? I know of only one person who would DARE drive one Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:00 am

I have a pink Audi, what's wrong with that? Confused

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:47 am

I'm sorry CarlisleNinnymuggins for not mentioning your bait.

Funny stuff and great baiting. clapping

Lucky wrote:

Quote:

^^Yours are different, of course.

After many tears and thought, I got out of bed to say that. Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:12 pm

Aww Corona, thanks, you really are a sweetheart Smile

AS for Joe Jackson, after failing to get me the 'vaunted' pink audi he's getting chopped FOR SURE.

Unfortunately, this bait is already over 200 E-mails long, so I may have to truncate it, but I'm hoping to publish it. Joe Jackson is a most pliable lad.

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:42 pm

i'm not ashamed of what I had to do to NN for mine...

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:55 pm

Congrats

!!!

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Wow thats great work CarlisleNinnymuggins. I hope you get a pink audi.
I love mine and polish her daily. Her name is Fabulous FeeFee and I love to run over lads with her. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:34 am

^^^Wouldn't that be likely to turn it into a RED Audi? Rolling Eyes

JK

Joe and I have moved on to new heights, I found the other day that he is *get this* using MY character's name to advertise 419 on a website's guestbook.

Naturally this MUST be baited...

The Neverland Ranch is hiring maids and teachers eh? Enter the illegal immigrant from Honduras (doubtful he even understands the idea of immigration status). She gonna teach the english to teh kiddies bcos in Honduras she the most best English teacher is. Shocked

Sadly, I've never seen those nonsense baits go very far when I've tried them.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:08 am

For the forms you are awarded half an audi, for the PM (and thank you, I will print it out and put it my wall - Custard and chocolate sauce can be worn) you are awarded the other half.

One day you'll have as many as luckey.

I do love how your lad is smart enough to wear a suit to dinner with his cell commander. I think MoneyGram has flagged him as a potential terrorist. He needs further investigation.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:44 am

^^^I knew you would come thru for me, Nasty!

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Congrats

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:31 pm

Ya'll forgot to check Luckey sig. Do you think he'll notice? Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:25 pm

Fooools!!!

I have no idea what pink audis are for, but I've been jealous of them for as long as I've been here. Now I have more than any of you smug, pink audi toting LOSERS so you can all kiss my pink audi covered ass.

Soon I will have enough pink audis to rule the world! Evil Lol

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:40 pm

On that post alone, you can see why he deserves them. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:42 pm

What was that? I'm sorry, I can't hear you because you have no pink audis. LOSER!

(I was making an "L" with my thumb and forefinger against my forehead when I was typing that. It was backwards for me, but the right way around for you so that means you're a loser and I'm not.)

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:00 pm

Quick everyone to the bunkers! He's had sugar!!! Nurses and Goats first!!!

When he starts to weaken we all throw shiny objects. He'll be distratced enough to bag him and have him de-programmed.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:00 pm

As a N00b, what ARE the pink Audis actually for??? NOT that it will HELP me any since I don't actually DRIVE!

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:02 pm

^^I could answer that for you, but as you have no pink audis, it's beneath me. Maybe one of the wannabes with one or two pink audis has time for your little question, but I certainly don't.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:27 pm

@ luckey,

You KNOW you're a dead man then... My "Hitman" will kill you (unless of course you have ANY kind of reason whatsoever, like, I don't know, I need to take out the trash), and you will be deaded Rolling Eyes

Unless you tell me about the pink Audis...

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:32 pm

Unless your hitman has a pink audi, the threat of him is meaningless. Almost laughable. I'd be laughing if it weren't so meaningless.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:33 pm

lol, the pink audis are for getting a lad to fill out Nurse Nasty's handy dandy security forms: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=151052&start=0

You guys are too much, I love it.

I'm subtly working my on Joe in terms of the flagged for terrorism. Agent Smith from the MG store just sent him a message that he will be handling the security on this transfer and that the process will be completed shortly.

Of course, it won't be completed shortly because there are some... suspicious answers we'll need to reconfirm.

Actually, if someone wants to volunteer to play the part of Agent Smith and either call Joe or have Joe call him, I'm game. I think a phone call would definitely lay his mind to rest... PM me if anyone's interested