Someone has been playing in my siggy

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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:57 pm

I don't always pay attention to my siggy. I haven't been baiting for a while (RL has been sucky lately), so I haven't added anything.

Yesterday (I think - maybe it was the day before) I noticed that things had been rearranged, and a box of fries had been added.

Today there's a goat in there.

If anyone has any knowledge of how - or more importantly, why - these items have appeared, and would care to share, I'd be grateful. Mr. Green

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

How comes I don't get anything? Crying or Very sad

Whatever the reason, congratulations on your new "assets".

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

I'll take a fry or two if you don't mind. :nom nom:
Goats are not my thing, but thanks for your concern.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Quote:

Goats are not my thing, but thanks for your concern.

How dare you! You can't be a baiter if goats don't do ANYTHING for you.

Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

I'll make sure I forward you any goat I ever stumble upon for you to do with as you please, so long as you do not inform us what is it that you actually do with them.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:18 pm

Mods will have their little games [checks over shoulder]

Fries are ok but I'd rather have proper chips any day.

With a pie.

And peas.

And gravy.

Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:35 pm

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:37 pm

Hey, no goat bashing, the life is difficult enough as it is for the goat. Come to think of it, we need a "rights for the goats" movement in here. My inner goat feels deep sympathy for all the oppressed goats out there. Freedom!

Edit: and while I'm on the soap box, I'm proud to announce that I used my 500th post to speak on behalf of all the oppressed goats and finally got rid of that ridiculous "419 Eater is my life" tag. It's an omen! An omen, I'm telling you! I'll go get my flag. Freedom!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

I'll create a church. It shall be known as CoDG (Church of Divine Goat).
I'll see if I can recruit someone from Lagos or Abidjan.

edit: I already see tons of trophies featuring the Divine Goat

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:45 pm

^^
Fantastic! It's a small step for the church baiters, but a giant leap for all the poor goats toiling under the yoke of unfair repression. Goats of the world unite! Freedom!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:42 pm

@Titania - "Why?" Nobody is ever supposed to ask why. If you do, even worse things might happen. Just grin and baaaaaahre it, and pass around those fries. Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:15 pm

I appear to have sprouted a goat Exclamation

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

What were you up to, Susan?

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:20 pm

I saw this thread and decided to check MY siggy.

I seem to have sprouted some fries! Shocked

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:27 pm

I can't believe the mods have too much time on their hands, and I'm not sure whether to be thrilled or apprehensive that they're handing out fries and goats so generously.

Anyway, thanks - I think. Confused

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:32 pm

Sig icons are not given, they are awarded for your accomplishments. It's serious business.

BTW, I switched your goat and fries around. The goat was eating the fries.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:32 pm

Wait.. where's MY goat? Sad

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:41 pm

Quote:

BTW, I switched your goat and fries around. The goat was eating the fries.

And now what's he doing on them? Shocked

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

Titania, you should be grateful that The Divine Goat is expressing its Blessings in any way it is.
You should join CODG, maybe then you'll learn to appreciate The Holy Goat.

Anyway, CODG progressing satisfactorily...
Check out current development:
http://i38.tinypic.com/axicmf.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/29estxs.png

Suggestions are welcome.

edit:
forgot to mention, it's currently in Word, but the final version will go to PDF.
Some forms to be filled will come ofcm, but I wanted to develop something not insanely stupid first.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:57 pm

I always assumed the goat was just an easy way for the mods to remember who the shady perverts are at a glance. I only adopted that theory earlier this week when I noticed I'd been goated.
I was apprehensive at first, but then I found that letting the goat do most of the work allows you to simply enjoy...
Oh dear, I'll never get off the goat list at this rate.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:00 pm

^^We have better ways to tag shady perverts. Cool

@Titania: Where did you think fries came from?

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Luckey wrote:

^^We have better ways to tag shady perverts.

Yeah? Is there a check list? Laughing

Congrats Titania on your fries and goat.
I was wanting a nibble of a fry, until the goat backed up on them.
I think I will just admire from afar now. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:36 pm

luckey wrote:

Sig icons are not given, they are awarded for your accomplishments.

Then I hate to think what you have "accomplished" with Nurse Nasty to be awarded all of the unhetero Audis in your sig.

At least when he had the audacity to award me one, he put the reason why next to it.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:45 pm

^^Spoken like a jealous lackey with one measly pink audi. You should receive half a goat for interesting me enough in your drivel to bother with a reply.

I'd give it to you, but that is so far beneath me, it's almost laughable to think I would waste my time on such minutia. I'd be laughing if it wasn't so minutious.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Oct 2009 Posts: 79

why nobody pays attention to me and my "The Church"?

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