Safari hat trick-Lad still in Abuja, needs to get moving!

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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:15 pm

I'm trying to continue this lad-style Amazing Race Laughing

1rina has been working to get the laddie off his ass and out of Abuja. He's had more than enough time to rest. I mean he's only gone to lagos, abuja, gombe, yankari, abuja, cotonou, parakou, abuja in the last month. He needs to get back on the road! Will it be Cameroon or Niger next?

1rina to H3ctor last week

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H3ctor,

I'm still mad at you. I can't believe that you went all that way to meet Caleb but wouldn't go that little distance to come to me.

My assignment is coming to a close here at Pendjari. Fortunately for us, since we were already down here we got booked by a different agency to continue getting photos in Western Africa. During this week we will be packing up and will be going up to Naimey for a few days. We will be getting supplies and will be traveling by private plane to Cameroon. The name of the place is Douala or Molabo or something like that. I'm not completely sure, my assistant takes care of all that. I think we'll be there by next weekend. From what I understand we should be in Africa for another several weeks, maybe as long as Christmas. I don't mind because I need to keep working.

Ralph has been showing me the plans he has for his eco tourism company. I've been really impressed with the ideas he has. It's a definite winner. We went to the bank and I gave him $25,000 to get it started. Maybe I'll invest more, but I need to know first if you and I have any business or not. I feel a little guilty giving Ralph some of this money that was intended to be for you and I but he's here, you aren't, and frankly I can't be letting this money sit around forever. When I get old I have to have something to keep a steady income. I can't be a model my whole life and I can't let opportunities pass me by.

I'm sure I can't count on you to meet me at either of these places I will be over these next weeks. After all, I think you'd rather be with Caleb than with me. That you've proven already. I really thought I meant something to you. You know I want to do business with you, not Caleb. I think he's mean.

If you are still with me, you need to prove it.

Irina

NB: I can't believe those accusations you made about Mrs Gloria and Mr Bernie. If you met them I know you wouldn't say such things.

Hector went kind of quiet on me after he sent this email:

Quote:

1rina,
What do you want me to do now?
It is unfair if you get mad at me despite all that i have passed through.
I travelled for several days and hours by road just to see you.
I was there waiting for you in Abuja airport,I was there in Gombe,
Bauchi, Yakari,Parakou.
i spent money as expenses,i spent time,i was restless and sick.

Yesterday I just sent him this:

Quote:

H3ctor,

Are you dead or alive? Why don't you write back?

I found out today he is alive and still making excuses:

Quote:

Dearest 1rina,

I sometines feel bad when you are not appreciative of the long stress
and distance i have gone through to see you.
I have check with Cameroon Embassy, it is not a west african
country,so i need a entry visa, and this will require an invitation
letter.
Our business is intact,so it is high time for oyu too make a move and
to find a way out for us to meet and do our business.
i have susgested meeting in Abuja for a day to finallized our
business.or we meet in France when you job is over.
Caleb is the delivery handing man.
it is not convinient for me for me to travel to meet you in cameroon
without visa,
Let it be know to you that i have feelings for you and i have tried
proof that to you.
Are you still in Benin,or you are now in niamey or in Cameroon?
Is it 55C arragement again in cameroon?

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:40 pm

Top-flight baiting, Jane. Very Happy

I just love the way lads always whine about not being appreciated. Laughing

Maybe he just needs to try harder in order to earn your precious appreciation.

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:08 am

Hi Jane! The entire staff of SSC Cameroon remains poised to be of service to your lad. If he is willing t head to the camp, we can either send a shuttle, which won't make it, or he can try to find us on his own.

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:59 pm

^Which he won't manage either Very Happy

Brilliant stuff, this is!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:33 pm

The 5imba Safaris Complaint Resolution Department is ready to step in it. I have to catch up on this idiot! Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:32 pm

TheLovelyJill responds to Hector's last pleading, ranting email as Miss Sippycup,
who is Sir Winston's (my voice) Secretary. I was going to get into the call at
some point, but TheLovelyJill did so well in getting the lad to vent his anger and
fraudstration that I decided not to. Great job on this one, Jill! Very Happy

The lad
gives a fantastic testimonial to the operations of the 55C by "The Bernies."

Quote:

Dear Sir Winston,

I received your message, im sorry, i have just been release from the
hospital today, this illness was due to the difficulty your Mr. and
Mrs Bernie subjected me.
The attorney and doctor reports are ready and will be available for
filling in court and Interpol police department in Nigeria and Benin
on Monday.
However,before i proceed on this, i understand form your mail that you
are the owner of the simba, ,then i will want to speak to you on phone
about all that happened and the atrocities your manager is playing on
you.It appears they do all these behind your back.
will you please send me your direct telephone nubmer, then i will call you.
I await your immediarely reply,
Hector

Take a listen to the call here:
Hector, JustJane's Safari Lad Rants!
http://www.4shared.com/file/156790803/6fa1ddc6/hectorcomplainstomisssippycup.html

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:00 pm

Thank you Lovely Jill and Slaphappy for your help Very Happy

Bohigal: Per the phonecall, the lad said he will be following up with $arah B3llum with details of his complaints. Brace yourself!! Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:48 am

^^^lovely! I can't wait to listen to this phone call, and I am ready to provide the utmost in customer care.

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:03 pm

This is brilliant, he is obviously stuck between some rocks a few boulders and several hard places. The mental torment he must be suffering from is deserved, least we feel the slightest tinge of pity lets not forget that he and his kind would fleece us of everything we have given half a chance. One question though, are all these phone calls costing you guys a small fortune?

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:33 pm

I've been neglectful posting on this bait as H3ctor has been busily slinging accusations at 55C staff. Those mails and recordings are posted on the 55C thread starting here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1461858#1461858

^^The fight he's having with the good people running 55C is some hilarious stuff so if you haven't read it, you should Laughing

Customer service (provided by Bohigal) has given the lad some forms to fill out. Doc Williams is tormenting him via email as B3rnie and as S1r W1nston, the owner of 55C. Miss S1ppycup (played by The Lovely Jill) as S1r W1nston's secretary has been providing voice support. And of course Slaphappy has been the underlying tour guide of this whole operation. Thanks to all! This is evolving into a nice group bait.

I talked to him as 1rina last night, but network problems cut us off twice. Basically, he's agreeable to meet my character in Cameroon but he needs help getting a 'letter of invitation' to get into the country and of course is asking that I foot the bill.

He did mail today. His usual BS. Funny thing is that he hasn't told 1rina about any of his goings on with 55C! And over time, his travel expenses and time on the road seems to be getting larger Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Dear My sweetest,
Thanks for your calls, i am relieved, i have been so worried about your whereabout,How are you doing in Niger.
I am torched, i do hope you are doing well.
What date will you go back France?
When will you be in Cameroon, what hotel and what programm?
Is it the same Simba safari that is handling your programmes in Cameroon again?
Will you send me an invivtation from the hotel prebooked and prepaid.
Also,i will need the hotel expense sent to me via western union so as to enable needed cost
Apart from the fact that i sold me home for $30,000 to uplif the outstanding fee, i have also spent a total of $ 16,,000 + 10,0000 total $26,0000.
If you need me to come meet you in Cameroon, then make it easier and comfortable for me.
This time, i wont travel by road, you know i travelled for well over 14days on road, it is tiring, horribly and sickly.
This time, i must travel by air and you will have to take care of that.
Mr Caleb sends his heartwarm regards, he understand all that you are passing through.
I want you to know that i will always love you and our business i will never share with anyone except you, irrespective of the circumstances, so be calm and be rest assured that we are still intact, I need you to act now, it is now your turn to make our meeting possible this time.
My phone lines are open,you can reach me at all time.
As have always do , i will be thinking of you.
Please make enquiry and let me know how eaiser to come to meet you Call me Lots of love.
H3ctor

@paythecourier: Regarding the phone calls, we use Skype so the cost is not too bad. Since I consider this a hobby, a couple dollars here or there to get a good laugh is worth it to me.

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:20 pm

A couple of bucks here and there is well worth it, this is brilliant. Have I lost the thread or has the bait ended?

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:52 pm

The bait is still alive, but not too active at the moment. H3ctor is still on the hook and is getting coaxed toward Cameroon. There's just some details about traveling papers we have to work through.. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:58 pm

Thanks Jane, I think this bait is fantastic. Good luck with it.

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