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 Clamping down on Alcohol fuel crime - Aussie style

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Nurse Nasty
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HitchHiker wrote:
Don't forget to allow time to go to the toilet - often


Every Australian child is taught to hold a cigarette and stubbie with one hand, while being able to unzip and take care of business with the other. If you have another beer in the other hand, it's difficult, but not impossible.

You also allow for the purge and return time. This allows the body to consume more. There is a required 5 minute window between purge and return. This time is needed for dragging ones' mouth across the ground to remove chunks and spittle. It's advisable to turn shirt inside out to avoid staff seeing the purge upon ones' garments. Then you may be served again.

The clean and sober jerk. Self explanatory.

Oh I could go on, but I am a very much sober these days, and obviously alcohol has had no adverse effects on me what-so-ever... Have they Bingo? Bingo meet Eater, Eater meet Bingo. He's my magic chicken. He tells me to burn things.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nono, it's ok. The 24 can limit was just for the race drivers.
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