Brightening up my day

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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:40 pm

I'm currently coping with bronchitis (second time in three months) and some of the Lads seem to be keen to improve my mood.

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The bank did not understand what you are asking for (gorram, is it an english word please to avoid delay we strongly advice you to come up with the fee so that every thing can be executed , you are really giving us stress , we really want to get your transaction settle by the end of this month, you should relax and expect your funds, so try and make the payment this week.This should not be a joke work on this.

Then one Lad wrote to Mal:

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The reasons why the United States Treasury Department did not inform you of these latest development was as a result of Dubious americans claiming to have funds presently with the United States Treasury Department and that is why we the Economic Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) are to give you the updates and guarantee about your funds...

So I asked:

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So what you, from one of the most corrupt nations on the planet, are telling me is that some Americans can't be trusted, including (presumably) the head of the FBI...

Can't wait for his answer!

Then this to Cammy:

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ATTACHED IS THE OATH FORM FILL AND SEND BACK AS EMAIL ATTCHEMENT THEN WE WILL PROCEED FOR THE DOCUMENTATION

It's actually an "OAT FORM".

Cammy replied:

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I'll get that done on Friday and return it then.

Well, any oath has to be sworn on sacred ground, before a Priestess of Freyja, on the appropriate day; you can't rush these things!

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:13 pm

Glad he set us straight on Americans and the FBI. Twisted Evil

Get well, Yastreb!

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:02 pm

This just in - I feel much better for it:

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If you are not interested to do this transaction do please indicate clearly other than using defense mechanism approach to be wasting our time. You must have something to say about any mail I write. Even if the mail is okay you will pick a hope inside the mail and will complain bitterly. It is too much that I can bear it any longer. Get us the details for the documentation. If you are not willing to get it then you can stop communicating with. How can go to receive money of such a magnitude and you dont have any document to show that you are the beneficiary? Do you think we are joking or what. So you want to travel to Spain to go and receive money just like that without any document indicating that you are th legal beneficiary. I am very surprised that you are reasoning like this.
Enough of your insults and command.

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:48 am

Get well fast Yastreb ....