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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:51 pm

We can only hope. Smile

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:54 pm

Aristocrat wrote:

If this is true

The odds of this being true are exactly .. beep bup boop beep .. 1:7028464115 against.

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:46 am

@Bolleboos

You may have missed a few zero's on your calculation. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:14 am

After he told me not to worry about kelvin, I remind him his bank didn't work:

Did you get my mail??? it's just that that Olgo olgu ogu guy is getting more and more insistent. Plus he seems to know an awful lot about you, he even knew before I told you about the bank account not working!

Get back to me

Nick

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:14 pm

Sadly our boys conversion to the holy life was short-lived.

Who would ever of guessed that? Shocked

Lastest blurb:
[quote]I PICKED $6000 LAST WEEK BUT WHY DID THE GOMER GANG DIDNT GET IT,???//???[/quote]

Claims it came from one Mr. M4rk Duff.......which I really really hope is one of our charecters!

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 192

@ Dave:

This is bizarre.

My dolla chopper will not be amused. Laughing

EDIT: My character also had a (short) chat with Buster on Gmail today.

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:22 am

After telling him his bank details needed checking he says to try again then go to Western Union. I suddenly get all paranoid. Oh yeah, LANGUAGE warning:

You want me to risk getting arrested AGAIN? I told you about the restraining order but you don't want to listen.

It's like Kathrin is working with you or something... Wait, you slept with her didn't you? That fucking bitch got to you somehow. That horny fucking cow will sleep with anyone to get her way, and because she wants me dead, she had her way with you didn't she???

She's always boasting about the power of her pussy and she used it to get to me through you didn't she? FUCK! I knew it. You sucked on those huge tits as you pounded her didn't you? Those huge pox ridden, cancer infested teats.

Show me you didn't otherwise I'll have to the Ogu, olgu whatever the fuck he's called to off that bitch

Nick

Personally I hope admits he did. Kathrin is also fictional, and also played by me! Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:08 am

I just had to reopen this to tell you what has happened.
I told him I was going to be in hospital for a week for a sex change op and that I would pay when I got home. He agreed to wait one week, but I did not hear anything from him at all so I sent Busta an email asking if he had decided to let me off the hook.
He replied with just three words:

'ok ok ok. '
Has our man got religion or wot?
I have now responded with:

'Awwww! Bless you! You are obviously a nice bloke underneath all that scary gangsta image. Do you fancy meeting up for sex now that I am a woman? '

I wonder if he will take me up on the offer! Shocked

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:57 pm

@ Duck: That's great!!! Great minds think alike. My character is now extremely paranoid, and thinks Kathrin is USING sex to get her way. In an effort to put Busta off his breakfast, Nick offers to sleep with him too. After I get this from Busta:

i know nothing like ogu existed infact if you think he is real pay to him and scan to me the payment slip

I get all paranoid and send this back!

Now look here you dumb prick.

I know the power Kathrin has over you, I thought I had a chance and this Ogu olgu Whatever the fuck he's called will not stop pestering me. He even RANG ME on my mobile phone for fuck's sake! That TELLS me he is real. But you are the one who Kathrin hired to do the job so I'd rather do the deed with you.

But you're NOT exactly helping me out here. I went to the bank (AGAIN), and again the account didn't work. I've had the Police Chief following me around all afternoon in case I broke the restraining order and NOW you say that ogu isn't real???

You've been fucking her haven 't you? You're in on it too! My god, I see it now. Kathrin's taunting me with her pussy, she's using her sex to fuck with my mind. So what'll it take? Do you want me to fuck you too? If I put out will you give me the CORRECT banking details and stop playing with me?

If not then give me some banking details I can use. You're screwing yourself out of Hundred GRAND here!

Nick

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:02 pm

THE G0MER BOYZ HAVE RECEVIED A NEW EMAIL FROM OUR FAVORITE HITMAN….NOW WITH NECROPHILIA!

Quote:

i am a big boy ever since you came into my life now.for my mothers number i will give it to you and please by God grace you must suck her pussy and even finger her in her grave

I dunno..might just be me but I'm getting the distinct impression he doesnt like Mr. G0mer very much Very Happy