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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:34 pm

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Wiggles, can I call you wiggles?

EVERY time I see that I spray wine across my laptop. You OWE me young man! Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:38 pm

And in the meantime I decide I want back in. Then I remember the email account I created for a different bait and write from that. Enter Ditzy housewife's ex husband (Oh yeah LANGUAGE warning):

Listen Bub,

I hear you've been talking to my fucking slut of an ex wife Kathrin. I hear that she offered to put up some cash to kill me. Well fuck it I'll pay whatever she's paying you. That bitch DESERVES a shotgun to the face!

She says I'm sleeping round with a guy, but that false. As a guy you'd KNOW I could never do that, she's just jealous 'cos I left her for my secretary. (You know how it is, 19 years old, can't type for shit, but fuck WHAT a set of knockers)!!!

Get back to me, I wanna turn the tables on that stupid fucking cow

Nick

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:33 pm

I told him that I made a payment directly into his account and this mornings mail he want to know which account. Laughing

My response ws that I deposited the money into the account that he gave me. Laughing

That will keep him busy trying to sort this out.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:36 pm

He says I can't pay him via Ebay so I've just sent him this:

' No worries! Thankyou for letting me pay through your partner. Mr Ogu. What a lovely man he is! He didn't threaten me like you do. He explained to me how to send the cash via westen union so I will be going tomorrow first thing and send the cash to him and he says he will give it to you. NOW maybe you will tell me who has hired you to kill me? '

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:43 pm

Ecky thump! He must be sitting at the pooter right now cause I have just got this reply and it was only seven mins ago I sent him the Ogu message:

' if you send money to him,your money is lost because he is a HACKER,he
hacked you,i did not send him and i dont know him at alllllll.
pay him and die.'

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:21 pm

he is getting so many dollars chopped, that his head must spin by now Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 192

Yesterday, I sent Buster to S3cur1ty Sh13ld.

After spending half an hour on S3cur1ty Sh13ld and answering 70 questions, Buster is slightly annoyed:

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i cant access it,just write it to me if you think you have payed

But then he decides to go back for more.

After spending three hours on S3cur1ty Sh13ld, Buster isn't happy:

Subject: fuck you

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you think you will sit me down to an answering machine asking me questions for more than three hours,just go to the bank,get the payment slip you used to pay and scan it to me right away with your number, or you call this number to give me information,i mean the control number of your money gram +(PHONE REMOVED).NO SMS
stop fucking around with me ok

For the record: he only spent 2 hours 55 minutes on the site. Wink

He then wanted to make his point extra clear with this message:

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DO IT NOW

And one more:

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let me tell you,it is better you give me your number to call you or you scan the copy to me,i will get it securely,the problem with the site is that there question dont stop for almost 3 hours now.
scan the copy to me now before it is too late and i dont think this is real payment ok

Here are some of the highlights from Buster's answers:

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Q: What kinds of things make you nervous?
A: you waiting my time for nothing

Q: What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A: IF YOU PAY THIS MONEY

Q: What are some things that make you angry?
A: delaying me for nothing sake

Q: What can be done to prevent yard accidents?
A: BUILDING FANCES

Q: What sport sparked a war between El Salvador and Honduras, in 1969?
A: AFTER MR 80S LET ME DIE

Q: What is the name of your job?
A: bustergang enterprise

Q: Have you ever slapped someone?
A: yes i have,in my school days.I AM TIRED
Q: What time do your start and finish work?
A: 8AM-7PM,I AM TIRED
Q: Do you have a birth mark?
A: YES IN MY HAND,I AM TIRED
Q: How did you meet your husband/wife?
A: I MET HER IN THE CHURCH,I AM TIRED
Q: If you could have any car you wanted, which car would you choose?
A: FORD,I AM TIRED
Q: How well do you get along with your boss?
A: VERY WELL,I AM TIRED

Q: What would you prefer, a M16 or AK47? Why?
A: what kind of question is this

Q: Would you ever face one of your fears for money?
A: yes,this one i am facing with your answering matchine

Q: What is your sex?
A: i am male
Q: Do you know anyone who says that they have?
A: i am female

Q: During the past 30 days, on how many days did you carry a weapon such as a gun, knife, or club?
A: I DONT CARRY WEAPON OK.F

He gave up after nearly 3 hours and 268 questions.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:14 pm

^^That is wonderful Very Happy

("I AM TIRED") Will the machine speed up the securoty process? Machine is never tired.

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 11:15 pm

This lads head must look like something out The Exorcist by now

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

After an an incident on the church roof involving a guy with a nail-gun and a trip to A&E my character's getting a bit jumpy. Naturally Buster's claiming the credit:

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YOU REFUSED TO PAY AS WAS TOLD YOU AND IT IS NEVER OVER YET

He's great fun!

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:16 am

As I said earlier, I had written to busta as the my character's ex, who unsurprisingly isn't happy! He got this back:

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT AND WHO GAVE YOU MY CONTACT.,SHE SAID SHE PAYED
TO MY ASSISTANCE BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY BUT WE ARE WORKING TO KILL YOU
BUT I HOPE YOU KNOW SHE WAS PAYING $90,000 FOR YOUR HEAD AND SHE HAVE
SPENT $30,000 ON IT,WE ARE WORKING ON YOUR MOVEMENT AND TO DO AN OPEN
MURDER BUT SUICIDE CASE ON YOU BUT CAN YOU REALLY DO THISIF YOU CAN
TURN THE TABLE THEN YOU MUST PAY $100,000 AND YOU MUST PROMISE NOT TO
TELL HER FAUL WORDS TILL THE HIT IS DOWN.
IF YOU AGREE ON THIS MAKE YOUR FIRST 30% PERCENT PAYMENT THEN WHEN
THE DEAL IS DONE THEN YOU COMPLETE THE FEE..
MAKE YOUR FIRST PAYMENT TO THIS DETAILS INFORMATION

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:31 am

This lads brains are totally fried. Late yesterday I told him that I had made a payment to his bank as instructed. (only one account received by this persona)

Buster replied

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which bank is that,show me the account once again,how much did you pay and tell them to notify me again

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:43 am

That's okay. he told me to send the money to the contact details, which he didn't supply!!! Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:02 am

His brains are fried and great job everyone. Mr. Green

Got this today.

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pay this money now tomary williamslondon,united kingdom*no-visatrans notification of payment or any other means just scan thepayment slip to me*dont pay to any other means but this means just in case some bodywrites to you to tell you of another means that person must be ahacker.do this now

I love this one, Aristocrat!

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Q: What can be done to prevent yard accidents?
A: BUILDING FANCES

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:08 am

I prefer this myself:

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Q: What sport sparked a war between El Salvador and Honduras, in 1969?
A: AFTER MR 80S LET ME DIE

TOO GOOD! And Kathrin's ex hasn't even STARTED yet

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:02 am

I do feel sorry for him, another dolla chop..

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I THINK YOU ARE STUPID TO TELL ME THAT,DO I EVER TELL YOU THAT I AM ?

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Well Wiggles, if you are or then you should have no problems with the money. Now Mr Gomer said that you would be uncooperative in this matter so go tell your boss you made mistake.

This is the end of the matter, I have sent the money so call off the boys.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:39 pm

The latest from Buster. After telling him that he had to go to the bank to fill out some paper work due to the large amount of cash he responds.

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ok take your money and transfer it to me through western union money transfer ok,right now i cant go to my bank to write some things for the money you want to transfer to me,very funny

Ha- so I just asked him if he wanted me to send hiom the WU security forms. Will see what happens now.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:12 pm

What addy is he using now?He seems to have gone silent on me.

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:16 pm

Last response to me was from [email protected]

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:01 pm

He and my character went back and forth early on about who had the best connections and who would kick who's ass. I haven't talked to him in a couple of weeks.

I think I'll write him and tell him that he should have listened to me, and that I bet his life sucks right now. I told him I had connections. Tell him to start begging if he wants the chop to stop. Maybe throw in an insult or two about his mother's privates?

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 192

No message from him for me for the past two days. I sent him another message now and it didn't bounce, so I don't know if he dropped me or what.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

internationalchrysis wrote:

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Can I just say that this is my first hitman bait (And I've ALWAYS wanted to do one), and right now I'm as happy as a pig in shit!!! Thank you Sir Cumfrence, thank you SO much Smile

Me tooo!
Great fun, I almost wish there were more hit-laddies out there, not quite though...

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:23 pm

This one is more fun than most.Most of them get boring and just keep making the same threats over and over.This one actually reads what you send him and reacts in his own charming way. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:32 pm

Well now, I believe that I have two morons playing buster. Leading up to this response I was given a yahoo address for buster. My character made a desposit in the bank as directed and then did not forward a copy of the payment slip but told buster to check online to verify his deposit. His response

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hey,i dont want to use faul words,there is a way we do our own things here,even if you pay millions here without the payment slip it is just like paying nothing,because when i get the payment slip i will then scan the slip to our accountant for veryfication,do you think i do one transaction with the account.we run things with the account and you are telling me to just go and check.
let me just tell you,if the bank pr you dont go to the bank to get the payment slip and SCAN to me,then you have not payed period

Is he trying to say that if I do not send him a copy of the deposit slip he can not prove to his boss that he earned his cut of the money? Awww.

Anybody else heard from a Richard Wood?

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Sep 2009 Posts: 192

I haven't...

Is it possible for you to forward his email address in case the first Buster has happened to have dropped me?

EDIT: S3cur1ty Sh31ld logs indicate that "Mary W1lliams" AKA Buster listed r.w00d60@[email protected] (the first two 0's being zeros) as a secondary email address.

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