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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:44 am

For those who thrive on this modality. Very Happy

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Date: Fri, 2 Oct 2009 13:19:54 +0100
Subject: READ THIS
From: buster gang <[email protected]>

DEAR FRIEND,
I AM JUST SOUNDING A WARNING TO YOU OK,I AM A SECRET AGENT IN ONE OF
THE COUNTRY'S SECURITY MINISTRY,DEAR FRIEND,VERY SOON YOU WILL BE
MURDERED BUT IT WILL BE READ IN THE NEWS AS A SUICIDE.I AM PAID TO DO
THIS.
I AM JUST TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE I AM THE ONE TO EXECUTE THIS,IF
YOU LIKE ACCEPT IT BUT I KNOW I TOLD POPULAR MUSICIAN WHO WAS SHORT
DEAD IN SOUTH AFRICA THIS BUT HE THOUGHT I WAS JOKING BUT HE IS DEAD
NOW.
NEVER YOU GO TO THE POLICE,BECAUSE IF YOU DO NO MATTER YOUR
PROTECTION YOU WILL BE KILLED AND VERY FAST.THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE
THIS IS TO WORK WITH ME SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU DETAILS OF THIS AND HOW
YOU WILL GET OFF THIS PLAN BUT KNOW THIS,HE IS VERY CLOSE TO YOU.IF
YOU EVER GO TO THE POLICE YOU ARE DEAD.
FOR NOW ONLY CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL [email protected] AND
TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE SO THAT I CAN HELP YOU,I DON'T
LIKE THIS JOB BUT I AM TRAINED FOR IT,IF YOU EVER BRING THE POLICE IN
I WILL KNOW AND I WILL DO WHAT I DON'T WISH TO WHICH IS TO KILL YOU
**********************************

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:51 am

Thanks alot! Im definately on it

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:18 am

i am on this one too... just got back from 6 weeks holiday through Europe and think a hitlad bait will get me back in the baiting groove

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:42 am

His majesty is also onto him. Wink

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:08 am

I'm in too, I like being short dead Shocked

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:59 am

Yay!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:38 pm

Doesn't read the initial emails, does he?

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Mr Buster, I've read it but I don't understand all the words. I'm only
10. I'm scared. Why do you want to kill me?
Agnes Slapper

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Don't be silly Bill. I know that Buster is the name of your dog, remember? Now piss off.

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Look here you bastard.you think i have time for this your stupid talk,
i just inform you that some one paid me to kill you and you are here
talking no sence to me. this is like the same warning pass on to the
America government when they ignore it and became an ignorance to
them,

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:42 pm

short dead? would that be a snub nosed 38 as compared to a long rifle?
I'm not a musician but i could be a screaming fanatic right wing conservative or a fanatic radical left wing tree hugger whatever works best for him Laughing

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he just replied to me, maybe I can meet Mary in person with cash, I'm scared to leave the house.

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:27 pm

This is a nice lad.... Laughing

I just told him, I would cut off his balls and shove them up his ass. But also offered him 50k if he apologizes and tells me what piece of shit he is Laughing

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:37 pm

Bastard! Like Harrison Porker, he's happy to threaten a 10 year old girl.

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I'm scared Mr Buster. And I don't have $5000. I'm only ten. And you're a nasty man for calling me a bastard.

Agnes Slapper

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how much do you want to offer

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:41 pm

^^^^ I would offer him your pokemon collection and your lunchmoney for a week.... Laughing

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:13 pm

Called me a bastard too. I told him I didn't want to be short dead but to live long. I know, wasted Laughing

He'll be fun. I've offered him $500 a week interest free terms.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:52 am

Oh, he is quite an engaging little bugger.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:47 am

Oh my word! Surprised

I'm going to see if he calls me a bastard. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:07 am

I thought I'd see if he'd write to my ditzy housewife. She sends this:

Did my bastard of an ex husband put you up to this??? Whatever he's paying you I'll double it

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

I also made a point of replying to the gmail addy he told us not to reply to

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:19 am

I'm afraid I'll be dead on Wednesday! I was going shopping. I've begged for an extension so I can get the money together. I wonder whether he'll grant it? Rolling Eyes

EDIT. He's bloody quick, I'm to die on Tuesday now, execution date brought forward. I'm pleading, really, really pleading Laughing

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tuesday is the latest,simple

Doesn't waste words.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:35 am

He replied and straight away called my ditzy housewife a bastard! I think it's actually part of his script. I sent him this back, let's see if he bites:

$15,000??? I told you, I'll double whatever my bastard ex husband nick is paying you. If you KILL NICK I'll gladly pay you $30,000.

What do you think?

Kathrin
PS: I am a middle aged woman, and not a bastard. I KNOW who my parents are.

"Sie sind ein Lügner, Sie Stück Scheiße"

Kathrin

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:56 am

He's quick I'll give him that. He's already responded. But I plan to put a spanner in the works:

then pay the money first,i will then tell you who wants to kill you and if you want that person dead i will simply do that for you,this is BUSTER GANG for you ok

So I write back. Hopefully he'll bite to this. He seems happy enough to kill my "husband", but of course wants cash. sadly, my terminal illness has made me a bit stronger willed than usual

Then kill me, I have terminal cancer anyway! I have been told by cancer specialists that I have months to live AT MOST and my niece will inherit my wealth after I pass on. You on the other hand will miss out on an easy thirty grand.

But promise me you will take out that fucking prick I used to call a husband BEFORE I die and the money is yours. But I'm not giving you a cent first. Let's face it why should I trust you? You have a contract out on me (presumably taken out by Nick, my ex husband). You do the work and I'll happily pay you.

But I won't pay a cent until that fucker is DEAD! Kill him, kill him NOW!!!

Kathrin

it seems the ditz is a tad psychotic today Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:22 am

I get a response under the header of "Don't block". I think he means "don't bluff", but hey, I'm a tad hungover from last night so I give him a slight slap. he writes this:

do you think i am playing childs play with you,do you know that we greet
everyday and you telling me cancer.
in this job we only respect the highest bider,we were payed to kill you but
you can only live if you pay more than him and then if you want that person
that wants you dead you can then pay for the job.

To which I point out he's full of it. But am still after Nick's blood:

Don't block??? What the hell is that? I'd know if you were meeting me, Yalbraith is a VERY small town and I'd recognise a stranger instantly. Hell, the whole town would it's that small!

I now KNOW Nick put you up to this, and as I said, I want the man dead!

I spent four months at The Peter MacCallum Institute in Melbourne being tested for cancer so I KNOW I have it. Nick didn't believe me either and wants my niece's inheritance for himself, the slimy bastard.

My offer stands, you want cash, I want Nick DEAD!

Let's talk, but don't leave it too long, I want him to snuff it BEFORE I do.

Yours in poppers,

Kathrin

Watch out Nick, I got a guy gunning for you (I hope)

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:55 am

4 emails in one day, so far!. No reprieve, I die on Tuesday, so far!

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we will discourse it after we met,i have tried to help you.see u in hell

We can't haggle if he won't talk. Time to take the cheese away.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:55 am

Can I just say that this is my first hitman bait (And I've ALWAYS wanted to do one), and right now I'm as happy as a pig in shit!!! Thank you Sir Cumfrence, thank you SO much Smile

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:36 am

He didn´t want to take my offer of 50k....so I sent the following to him:

hahaha...small boi!!
You think you can be a guyman? You will never be a real guyman like me ooooooooooooooooooooooo
your mom still sells her smelly toto on the streets of Lagos....

mugu that you are, I am bigger guyman than you will ever be.....

Now lets hope, he gets even more pissed off...if he doesn´t reply, then how abouts a dollar chop? Anyone up for this fun? Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:44 am

he hasn't got back to me yet about my offer to double his takings if he killed my husband...

As for the dolla chop, I'd be up for it. I even have a brand new gmail account, just waiting to be used. I'd be the dolla chopper from overseas, as maybe part of the INTERNATIONAL wing of the G0merbois.

Nigeria is just TOO SMALL a place for a guyman like him Wink

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