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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:44 pm |
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My latest phone-roasting ASEM into ladland is producing a lot of nibbles.
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From: Solomon Chukwu
subject HELLO BRODA - PHONE HACKIN
mailed-by gmail.com
BRODA:
I AM A GUYMAN IN UK, I BEEN IN THIS GAME HERE FO FOUR YEARS AND LIVIN GOOD. LATELY I HEAR ABOUT ARRESTS AND ALSO JOBS BEIN CUT CUZ OF PHONE HACKIN AND I JUS READ ABOUT IT IN THE PAPER HERE.
I TOOK CARE TO PROTECT MY JOBS AND MY PHONE IS OK. ONCE THE MICROCHIP IN YUR PHONE IS CHARGED, YUR PHONE IS PROTECTED. YOU MAY WANT TO READ DIS AND PASS IT ON TO YOUR BOYZE. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
YOU REMEMBER ME AND PASS SOMETIN MY WAY SOMETIME, OK?
ONE LOVE,
SOLOMON
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One of many promising replies:
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Hi Men
I heard your name ,and it is your name that attracted me to contact you in this regards and however it sounds a name from my village
However , if we do something together and share the money in a peaceful manners , why must we not contuine the deal since it is our daily business and i believed that both your money and mine goes home for our benefit ,
Then if you are a trust one ,i have a very nice deal that you will used to act in london and get the money immediately .
So let me hear from then i will itimate on the deal , are you from where ,which willage
Please i dont understands you on the phone hachin as made mentioned
Thanks
am chik4 |
My scripted followup:
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MY GUY:
GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU. I WORK ALL LEVELS AND CAN SEAT A MAGA IN LONDON FOR YOU, 50/50.
I ONLY TALK JOBS ON PROTECTED PHONES, SO LET ME KNOW IF YOUR CHIP IS ACTIVATED AND I WILL CALL YOU.
ONE LOVE,
SOLOMON |
His reply:
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Dear solomon
thank you for your cooperation , i am still confussed over the activation of the phone ,
Please you did not tell me where you are from , i accepted 50,50 ,then tell me where your brothers or sisters leave in lagos , and them make a good arrangement to secure a london number for me through internet that is workable .
Then if i hear from you and get the correct information as i want then we can can proceed on the deal
thanks
you can call me on this line 234 1 824 2050
chik4 |
Trying to keep it simple:
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DEAR CHIK4:
YOU PROTECT YOUR PHONE BY ACTIVATING THE MICROCHIP. AS IT SAYS IN THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE, YOU TURN ON THE PHONE AND CHARGE IT IN A MICROWAVE FOR 15 SECONDS. THEN THE MICROCHIP IS ACTIVATED AND PROTECTS THE PHONE FROM HACKING.
AM FROM IMO STATE.
MAIL ME WHEN THE PHONE IS PROTECTED SO I CAN CALL YOU.
ONE LOVE,
SOLOMON |
No microwave?
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My guy
Please i dont have microwave here to activiate the phone
Please could you get one for me and activate it there ,
I made a request of a london line you kept silent over it and more over , i asked you where do your relation are leaves in lagos here you are yet to answered it ,which part of imo state that you came from
Thanks chik4 |
He'll just have to go find one. My latest reply:
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DEAR CHIKA:
AS I STATED, I ONLY TALK JOBS ON A SECURE LINE WITH BOTH PHONES PROTECTED CUZ OF ALL THE ARRESTS AND JOB CUTTIN FROM HACKIN HERE. THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU MY LONDON LINE YET, CUZ WE CAN'T TALK UNTIL YOUR PHONE IS PROTECTED.
I AM FROM 0WERRI IN IMO STATE, FAMILY IS STILL THERE. I SEND THEM HELP WHEN MAGAS PAY.
IF YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PHONE TO A TOWN TO ACTIVATE IT, THAT WOULD BE BEST.
I WILL WAIT FOR THAT AND THEN I CAN CALL YOU.
ONE LOVE,
SOLOMON |
It seems that those who roast their phones rarely respond with a rant but I recently got this:
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My bros,
Thanks for your memo.I have not done that with my present phone as I no go want make e spoil.
I dey fall in Jand steadily most times but operate between Spain and Italo most times.
In Jand, I live in Thamesmead, I hope to be there shortly before xmass.
Some time ago when I did this same thing you told me, I regretted the experience on my phone.
So I decided not to ever try such anymore. So I have not done anything like dat abeg.
Hope its okay with ya.
Later links dude..
Nel |
I'm sure it really stinks up a hooch when they go ahead and do it. Then they get to explain to everybody in the room what they're doing. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:50 pm |
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Ah, the old microwave trick. Funny when lads try that, I may just go ahead and send out that format and see what I can get. I'll just attach my favorite lad's name to this gem. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:27 pm |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:32 pm |
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Oh, how I love the phone-in-the-microwave modality.
I've yet to actually receive news of one of my lads doing it, but they always treat you like some guardian angel oga when they reply. Jolly fun. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:38 pm |
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I heard you're supposed to put an unopened can of soda in there with it, and it was like 5 minutes. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:26 pm |
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karen simpathi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Sep 2009
Posts: 54
Location: texas
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:23 pm |
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for extra protection be sure to add at least 6 uncracked eggs |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:22 am |
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Tuco's lad wrote:
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Please i dont have microwave here to activiate the phone |
Not very creative is he? Any industrious lad would borrow the money to buy one and do a little street advertising handing out copies of the article.
They'd be lining up in droves, and he'd make his money back the first hour.
A whole new cottage industry would be created. |
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Ymopopopo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2009
Posts: 26
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:44 am |
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Laughing my head off at this one |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:50 am |
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Useful to know the slag 'Jand' for England if you're doing Ladspeak.
Full link here. |
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419weasel
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:38 pm |
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Connie L. Gus
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:00 pm |
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Great job Tuco. You've turned the microwaved cell phone trick into a full fledged modality. |
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devil_woman
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Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:21 pm |
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^^^ and cell phone vendors very happy too! |
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