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Jay leno
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I haven't a clue why :S

Im usually quite happy, Ive tried abusing lads to no avail. I really need to slap out of this!

So how is everyone? I'll give a backrub to anyone who can cheer me up

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*Cheers Jay up*


So, did it work? Do I get my backrub now?

If you're really happy about the service you can WU some cash. My laptop battery just died (within less than 1,5 years of purchase, and internet seems to tell me it happens to everyone who owns this type of laptop and Dell refuses to do anything about it (except selling you a new 130 Euro battery))

EDIT: Needless to say, this is the last Dell-product I'll be buying for quite a while...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Made me more depressed lol, I just bought Lisa a red Dell haha.

Even enforcing the rules at work didn't cheer me up Sad

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure if it's all Dell laptops... I've got an XPS (not Studio XPS, just XPS (M1530)). Might just be this model...

Didn't mean to depress you any furhter. sorry!

Maybe this'll help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyv_9fs5YDU

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The M1530 was the shittest product I owned. It took me 6 hours on the phone to Dell to get my money back.

That thing was hotter on my lap than a Russian whore.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for your support Craig.. What were the keywords in the getting-your-money-back-process?

I don't even really need my money back... I'll settle for a new battery, if that holds out for another 1,5 years I might consider buying a new laptop..

Would it be considered cash-baiting to bait them into sending me a new battery?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I took time off work twice for a fat sod to turn up and tell me what I already knew: It was overheating.

They are pricks regards battery though - I bought the 9 cell extended life one, and after your 1 year warranty is out, they aren't interested.

I told the guy straight that an engineer was NOT returning to my house, and that I wanted a refund. He responded: "I cannot do that, we are going round in circles and nothing is being achieved." Then he hung up. I called back right after, and another guy sounded fedup with me, and conceded: "We have decided to refund you."

Score. It takes perseverance, but make sure it's on their phonebill. I was on hold for 20 minutes, and I asked for a callback to my mobile. They are happy to do so, after getting supervisors permission.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey Jay, try looking at a picture of SOOI...


I am NOT falling for the back rub ruse again. Last time someone said that I ened up in jail. Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe if Craig tells us about the hot Russian it will cheer
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd be depressed as well if I had that hat and glasses Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry to hear about your blues Jay. Have you been getting enough oxygen? What about stretching, a beer and sex? Have you tried that yet?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While my brother and his wife were visiting me they got a call from the woman who was looking after their cats in her home. She said she couldn't have them there anymore, as her own cats were unhappy. So she took them back to my brother's house.

Brother called his brother-in-law to get the cats and take them to the kennel. Brother-in-law called back a couple of hours later, out of breath. Seems Wiggy (Ludwig) was asleep on the couch and went peacefully into the carrier. Wolfy (Wolfgang - yes, my brother is a musician) was another matter. Brother-in-law chased him up and down stairs, around all the rooms, back down and up stairs again for nearly an hour.

Finally capturing Wolfy, he opened the carrier to put him inside, and Wiggy popped out. The chase was on again.

There, did the picture of a grown man running around the house after a couple of cats cheer you up?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm, Maybe i could tell you some latin fable .. Maybe works for you?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just tell one of your lads, hell tell them all, you're depressed, you feel suicidal, life isn't worth living anymore, could they use some spare cash that you'll send before you off yourself.

If you get 10 lads write back, I doubt that there will be one that cares about you offing yourself, but they'll all want some spare cash


And the thought of upsetting 10 more lads by getting their bank accounts closed would cheer me up immensely,

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

George W. Bush and Cheney went out to lunch. The good-looking waitress came to their table and asked what they wanted. Bush said, "I'd like a quickie."

The waitress said "Well, I never! I thought you were all about family values and good morals!" and she stormed off.

Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"

Do I get a back rub? Smile

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Mama, I am not hurted by your email, but I muss comfess I am not happy with the way you are treating me.
I recived your email but the secured site for western union is very stressfull i have been here for almost three hour trying to get the MTCN numbers.
Just wanted to inform you that i almost lost my mind trying to reveal the MTCN numbers for the money you sent obviously this is punishment to the receiver of the funds.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a cure for that Jay. This is what you should do. Build a pyramid which is at least three meters high and use only used nappy's from lisa. Then you climb on top of it with your bare feet with a carrot in your mouth, a loaf of bread on your head and a sign in your hand which says "i'll give Vampire a back rub" and your wife has to make a photo of this and you put it here. Trust me, after that you'll never be depressed again.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*Juggles her balls*

Is it working?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Vampire

Why would Lisa be wearing nappies? Unless she was incontinent Very Happy

I am even more depressed this morning, Tried ringing lads again but didnt work Sad

God I wish sunday would hurry up

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll let you have my favourite lad, Jay. Every time I'm depressed because of another attack of screaming agony due to peripheral neuropathy (in my feet) and no sleep, I club my favourite lad to death. He always climbs back into the boat for more.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jay leno Criag said


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That thing was hotter on my lap than a Russian whore.


Now if that didn't make you think! Rolling Eyes

One sorta speculates on his experience of Russian Whores. In this case NEI.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Try reading the Single Sentence Story thread Jay, that will sort you out.
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well I'm as happy as Larry, my blood test came back clear and blood pressue a chilled out 104/60

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from the Hollow wrote:
I was told that all my cows were out and everybody was chasing them.


Try playing Mafia Wars on Facebook instead of Farmville. Smile

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