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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:43 pm |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:46 pm |
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*Cheers Jay up*
So, did it work? Do I get my backrub now?
If you're really happy about the service you can WU some cash. My laptop battery just died (within less than 1,5 years of purchase, and internet seems to tell me it happens to everyone who owns this type of laptop and Dell refuses to do anything about it (except selling you a new 130 Euro battery))
EDIT: Needless to say, this is the last Dell-product I'll be buying for quite a while... |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:55 pm |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:01 pm |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:10 pm |
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The M1530 was the shittest product I owned. It took me 6 hours on the phone to Dell to get my money back.
That thing was hotter on my lap than a Russian whore. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:14 pm |
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Thanks for your support Craig.. What were the keywords in the getting-your-money-back-process?
I don't even really need my money back... I'll settle for a new battery, if that holds out for another 1,5 years I might consider buying a new laptop..
Would it be considered cash-baiting to bait them into sending me a new battery? |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:22 pm |
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I took time off work twice for a fat sod to turn up and tell me what I already knew: It was overheating.
They are pricks regards battery though - I bought the 9 cell extended life one, and after your 1 year warranty is out, they aren't interested.
I told the guy straight that an engineer was NOT returning to my house, and that I wanted a refund. He responded: "I cannot do that, we are going round in circles and nothing is being achieved." Then he hung up. I called back right after, and another guy sounded fedup with me, and conceded: "We have decided to refund you."
Score. It takes perseverance, but make sure it's on their phonebill. I was on hold for 20 minutes, and I asked for a callback to my mobile. They are happy to do so, after getting supervisors permission. |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
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Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:23 pm |
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Hey Jay, try looking at a picture of SOOI...
I am NOT falling for the back rub ruse again. Last time someone said that I ened up in jail. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:24 pm |
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Maybe if Craig tells us about the hot Russian it will cheer
Jay up |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:00 pm |
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I'd be depressed as well if I had that hat and glasses |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:07 am |
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Sorry to hear about your blues Jay. Have you been getting enough oxygen? What about stretching, a beer and sex? Have you tried that yet?
Try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8 |
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-a few,
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:33 am |
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While my brother and his wife were visiting me they got a call from the woman who was looking after their cats in her home. She said she couldn't have them there anymore, as her own cats were unhappy. So she took them back to my brother's house.
Brother called his brother-in-law to get the cats and take them to the kennel. Brother-in-law called back a couple of hours later, out of breath. Seems Wiggy (Ludwig) was asleep on the couch and went peacefully into the carrier. Wolfy (Wolfgang - yes, my brother is a musician) was another matter. Brother-in-law chased him up and down stairs, around all the rooms, back down and up stairs again for nearly an hour.
Finally capturing Wolfy, he opened the carrier to put him inside, and Wiggy popped out. The chase was on again.
There, did the picture of a grown man running around the house after a couple of cats cheer you up? |
_________________ i do not know you.you need to expanciate more - C0llins W3aver
those words really made me felt completely bad..and i had to dust my ass and wipe tears Micheal David
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from the Hollow
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2008
Posts: 80
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:13 am |
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Here how my afternoon went. I had to go to a town about 35 miles away. On my way back my cell rang, I was told that all my cows were out and everybody was chasing them.
15 to 20 min. later I got back to the farm and they had the cows about 1/4 mile from their field, they had been almost a mile away.
I got out of my truck and walk in front of the cows as everybody yelled at me to get out of the way. I said "Come on cows lets go to the barn" and walk off in front of them. They all fell in line behind me and I took them to the barn. This is when everybody got mad at me. They had been chasing them for 30 to 45 min. and I had them in the barn in 5 min. |
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Ana
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Jul 2009
Posts: 193
Location: In love with a man that works in Nigeria ...
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:19 am |
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Hmmm, Maybe i could tell you some latin fable .. Maybe works for you? |
_________________ Im learning english... please be kind with me
You are a crook and we want no futher communication with you, Rgds ----> Luc4s Mb3k
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:29 am |
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Just tell one of your lads, hell tell them all, you're depressed, you feel suicidal, life isn't worth living anymore, could they use some spare cash that you'll send before you off yourself.
If you get 10 lads write back, I doubt that there will be one that cares about you offing yourself, but they'll all want some spare cash
And the thought of upsetting 10 more lads by getting their bank accounts closed would cheer me up immensely, |
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cece
Master Baitress
Joined: 17 Jul 2009
Posts: 199
Location: USA
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:00 am |
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George W. Bush and Cheney went out to lunch. The good-looking waitress came to their table and asked what they wanted. Bush said, "I'd like a quickie."
The waitress said "Well, I never! I thought you were all about family values and good morals!" and she stormed off.
Cheney leaned over to Bush and whispered, "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"
Do I get a back rub? |
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Mama, I am not hurted by your email, but I muss comfess I am not happy with the way you are treating me.
I recived your email but the secured site for western union is very stressfull i have been here for almost three hour trying to get the MTCN numbers.
Just wanted to inform you that i almost lost my mind trying to reveal the MTCN numbers for the money you sent obviously this is punishment to the receiver of the funds.
fuck uuuuuuuuuu asssssss
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:57 am |
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I have a cure for that Jay. This is what you should do. Build a pyramid which is at least three meters high and use only used nappy's from lisa. Then you climb on top of it with your bare feet with a carrot in your mouth, a loaf of bread on your head and a sign in your hand which says "i'll give Vampire a back rub" and your wife has to make a photo of this and you put it here. Trust me, after that you'll never be depressed again. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:23 am |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:27 am |
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dbest03
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
Posts: 370
Location: Australia
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:26 am |
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I'll let you have my favourite lad, Jay. Every time I'm depressed because of another attack of screaming agony due to peripheral neuropathy (in my feet) and no sleep, I club my favourite lad to death. He always climbs back into the boat for more. |
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I may be retarded for at the moment, but it won't take long before i bounce back to action - Mado Christopher Jr
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:35 am |
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Jay leno Criag said
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That thing was hotter on my lap than a Russian whore. |
Now if that didn't make you think!
One sorta speculates on his experience of Russian Whores. In this case NEI. |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:12 pm |
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Try reading the Single Sentence Story thread Jay, that will sort you out.
One way or another |
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Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
Vogons unite against 419.
you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
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Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:46 pm |
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well I'm as happy as Larry, my blood test came back clear and blood pressue a chilled out 104/60
90 over 60 (90/60) or less: You may have low blood pressure. More on low blood pressure.
More than 90 over 60 (90/60) and less than 120 over 80 (120/80): Your blood pressure reading is ideal and healthy. Follow a healthy lifestyle to keep it at this level.
More than 120 over 80 and less than 140 over 90 (120/80-140/90): You have a normal blood pressure reading but it is a little higher than it should be, and you should try to lower it. Make healthy changes to your lifestyle.
140 over 90 (140/90) or higher (over a number of weeks): You may have high blood pressure (hypertension). Change your lifestyle - see your doctor or nurse and take any medicines they may give you. More on high blood pressure |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:41 pm |
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from the Hollow wrote: |
I was told that all my cows were out and everybody was chasing them.
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Try playing Mafia Wars on Facebook instead of Farmville. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:41 pm |
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_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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