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Black Dog
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I went on a 6 week tour of Europe recently and decided to put my catcher accounts on "vacation reply" mode while I was away.
I thought i would treat the lads to something nice in their inbox so i cut and pasted one of the mass insult bait scripts from the forum and was pleased to see this response to it, just thought i would share it with you guys.



Quote:
From n4deji



n4deji olum


show details Aug 22

From n4deji
Hello,
I am Miss n4deji olum 21yrs old refugee from Somalia.

I have some inheritance, money (15,000.000.00) Fifteen Million
USDollars which my late Father left before he died. I want you to help
me with the money abroad. Please contact me for the full details

Thanks.
From n4deji




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Aug 22
53th r4nger
to nadeji001

show details Aug 22

I KNOW UR SECRETS ---- UR A MUGU OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

UR FATHER WAS A GBOMOGBOMO WHO DO RITUALS AT OKIJA SHRINE FOR MONEY.
BUT HE GOT NO AMU AFTER GETTIN IT CHEEWED OF BY A GAYMAN IN DA CAFE.
NA SO?

UR MAMA WAS PROPPER ASHAWO AT DEY SHORT TIME JOINTS IN FEGE-ONITSHA.
DOG NA HORSE DEY FUCKIN UR MOMMA BUT UR FUCKIN MOMMA TOTO DEY TOO WIDE
& DEEP. UR MAMA HAVE GONORIHA. HER TOTO STINK LIKE ROTED PIG ON ROAD.
IT BE SMELLING UP NAIJA. NO BI?

UR A IIDIOT MUMU N LOVE TO SUCK THE AMUS OF DEAD GOATS N LITTLE BOYS
IN SMALL VILLAGES IN BENIN. U R A LADYBOY WIT DEY HIV. IIDIOT LIKE U
CANOT MAKE ONE NAIRA FROM THIS BUSINESS. MUGU LIKE U. U WILL DIE A
CHURCH RAT N TRUCK PUSHER

GOD WILL PURNISH YOUR WHOLE GENERATION U OSU. A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT
UR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE U




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n4deji olum
to me

show details Aug 22

A REAL GUY MAN HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE AS YOU ARE DOING ONLY POOR CHURCH RATS WHO HAVE NOTHING DOING EXCEPT WHILE AWAY THEIR TIME CHASING SHADOWS AND WRITING CRAPS LIKE YOU DO.

YOU ARE A NUT CASE AND I FEEL THAT YOUR FATHER THE HIGH PRIEST OF OKIJA HAD ALREADY USED YOUR BRAIN FOR HIS RITUALS AND THAT IS THE REASON YOU ARE POOR AND MISERABLE.

COME TO THINK OF IT,YOU DID NOT EVEN PASS PRIMARY SIX BECAUSE YOUR PIDGIN ENGLISH IS TOO POOR.







think there is a cool signature line in there






Laughing

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thrylos7
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice work! How do you do that auto-reply?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
YOUR PIDGIN ENGLISH IS TOO POOR.


I wish I could come up with some profound or meaningful reason why I find this so funny - but I don't really have one. (Except that it reminds me of why I personally just can't pretend I'm a Lad. The only time I tried, I basically got offered English lessons by the Real Lad.) But I like it. I like the way the Lad thinks you are 'uneducated', rather than A Fake.

And it just makes me giggle.

Thank you for sharing.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The only time I tried, I basically got offered English lessons by the Real Lad.)


Hey Branwen, why didn't you share those lessons with us Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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UR A IIDIOT MUMU N LOVE TO SUCK THE AMUS OF DEAD GOATS N LITTLE BOYS IN SMALL VILLAGES IN BENIN.


I love the way he qualifies the location... so if you "suck the amus of dead goats" in, say, Port Harcourt, that would be OK?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant! I particularly love how he berates you for being a time waster, and yet he had no problem spending his own valuable Rolling Eyes time firing off an indignant response! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

thrylos7 wrote:
Nice work! How do you do that auto-reply?


just go to the settings in your email and set up the vacation responder

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done Black Dog,

I do think you need to waste a little more time on this lad, looks like he wants to have the last word to me and we wouldn't want him to have his onw way now would we? Wink

BTW, nice custom tag Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gee, Black Dog, looks like you struck a sensitive nerve there. Laughing
Excellent.

I wonder which comment was true, that got him so upset.

His stinky mama's toto?
Sucking amus's of dead goats?
Dying a church rat and truck pusher?
A mad man impregnating his sister?
Calling him a bastard?

You need to ask him which it was. You are curious and so sorry to have hurt his sensitive little feelings.... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent modality. Remember that Gmail vacation responders will not send another response for 4 days. What I do is keep series of responses in the draft folder and on a daily basis take off the vacation responder, change the subject line and insert new text before clicking on the vacation setting again. It works as an responder.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice stuff. A bit harsh, tho.... Laughing

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