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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As MoP suggested it, I made a topic for it on it's own.
I originally posted this in the goofy crap topic from the General Chat.

After 10 months with a vlad (and I'm quite proud of it, I'm targetting the year!), I finally made it write me some nasty stuff.

Maybe it uses babelfish or another translation software, as indicated by the brackets.

Best parts bolded by me.

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Now, to approach to you, has taken through trousers for your advantage and would compress them so that you have felt me! Then, I would throw off from you a shirt, I would lick your dummies! And I am sure, that already it would excite you. I would iron your cock through trousers while it will not be firm . Then I have unbuttoned your trousers and have lowered them! I would pull together from you your cowards..... About yes, it what I searched. It strong, it is ready to processing. I would move a hand on it upwards downwards... And yes, I would swallow it up to the basis that you could feel my passion to you.. I would do{make} this that slowly, licking, quickly having sucked it{him}, as a sugar candy... And it{he} would become such strong as a stone and it very much would please me!
Then your turn as I too was very much excited, between legs at me it is already wet... it demands, that it have caressed.. And yes, I know, that you will make. You will exempt me from clothes... You will caress my breast so that has risen dummies.. Then you will go down all below and below... And to reach mine pussy.. It already simply trembles anticipating that pleasure, that to it now will get. And yes, it that long-awaited touch of your language to mine pussy! And I am begun with a fever from excitation which I receive... You very intensively start to lick me, and I want the even greater...
Then you take the cock and with force enter into me.. So that I have moaned.. Your cock very strong and I feel its each cell of my vagina!! And your movements are so fine, that I at once receive Orgazm! But I do not want, that you stopped. I am there and then excited and I want, that you continued!! I want, that you have terminated in me!! I want to feel a push from sperm. As though eruption of a volcano.. My groans are distributed everywhere! And yes, I feel, that the culmination already close.. Still pair pushes and you will finish!!! Yes, yes, yes.... We have made it... I have felt your jet, as eruption of a volcano!!! I have received a sheer pleasure which I never received!!! You the best! I want, that we have repeated it.. And you not against.. And all begins all over again!!!!!



What worries me the most is the ironing of my cock in my trousers
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's incredible! Laughing Laughing Shocked

Nice work! I'm still trying to figure out how to string a lad along for so long...they get to the payment business so quickly.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The only reason you are worried about the ironing of your cock, is because you have got cowardly genitals:

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Then I have unbuttoned your trousers and have lowered them! I would pull together from you your cowards


'Quite proud' of 10 months with a Vlad???? That is an amazing length of time! Brilliant brilliant work!!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got about half way through that before I realized he wasn't trying to scare you. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

haha lol... let's see where my 3l3na takes me...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After reading that, I can cut glass with my dummies. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

luckey wrote:
I got about half way through that before I realized he wasn't trying to scare you. Laughing


Me too! I thought it was a threat, at first. Then (s)he got all nasty talking about risen dummies and stuff.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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And yes, it that long-awaited touch of your language to mine pussy!


My concern is that she wants you to talk dirty to her cat...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to feel a push from sperm?
Who would say something like that?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I want, that you have terminated in me


Should be a hell of an autopsy

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've taken a crack at a Vlad-ette and never got anywhere. Congrats!

It must have taken it quite some time to Babelfish all that nasty stuff.

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I would lick your dummies! And I am sure, that already it would excite you.


And who wouldn't be excited at having his dummies licked?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For some reason, I just got an image of a vlad going around licking those crash test dummies... Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She needs to be a VPA to Sp00ners, or at least teach them to excite our honourable guru.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can't cut that!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for your comments everyone Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can you get a picture of her licking a dummy? Laughing

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