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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:57 am

I believe I got this lad from a mass bait and that he has been mentioned a few times around here, so I figure he has a few baiters running him in circles.
To make this brief, does anyone know where he may have picked up this little bit of paranoia?

Quote:

BEFORE FORWARDING THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO THIS OFFICE, MAKE SURE YOU CHANGE PASSWORD TO YOUR MAIL BOX FOR SECURITY REASON.

That just seems like it has a story behind it.

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:07 am

He's probably been dolla chopped to hell and back. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:30 am

I almost pity poor Banner, it's like he is requesting the wacky story behind my chop.
"Oh, that's why you said to change my password. What are the odds?"
Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:49 am

Bit of an update:

Quote:

Dear larry,

if you are having the mtcn number rigth there with you, send it to this office immediately for payment verification, because, it is taking a long process for us to comfirm your payment with the transfer process you send to this, they are asking much question from the transfer process.

get back to me immediately. Apparently he isn't clear on the nature of our relationship
BANN3R BRAIN

Whatever could that mean?
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Session starttime: 2009-09-29 13:10:29(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2009-09-29 15:24:10(GMT-7)
Answers: 77

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: No i have not
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: one time
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: not ever
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: to pay for services rendered
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: not at all
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: not at all
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: none ever
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: I do not know
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: no i do not know
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: none ever
Q: The Shatt-el-Arab (River of Arabia) is the confluence of which two other rivers?
A: TIGRIS and EUPHRATES
Q: What is a volunteer project?
A: A project without having the thought of been paid for
Q: What have you learned from life?
A: to take it one step at a time
Q: If you could be a bird, what would you choose to be?
A: an dove
Q: If you were a color, what color would you be and why?
A: white because it is pure
Q: Drank?
A: Over took alcohol
Q: A bibliophile is a lover of what?
A: Is a lover of books
Q: What do you think would be the most interesting job? The most boring?
A: Been a Cop and the most boring shold be a salesman
Q: Have you ever bribed someone?
A: not ever
Q: Would you mix pickles with fish, or meat with clams?
A: no i would not
Q: Have you ever bribed someone?
A: not ever
Q: Do you think that the legalization of narcotics would decrease the crime rate?
A: not ever
Q: What is a computer virus and how do we protect our computers from being infected?
A: Is a computer program that can copy itself and infect a computer without the permission or knowledge of the owner and to procet it by having an anti- virus
Q: How tall are you?
A: 5.6 tall
Q: Why should you be careful about giving out personal information in chat-rooms?
A: because it is risky
Q: Do you have a tan?
A: no i do not
Q: A costard is what type of fruit?
A: vegetable
Q: Who was the last person that you fell for?
A: my wife
Q: During the past 12 months, how many times has someone threatened or injured you with a weapon such as a gun, knife, or club?
A: none ever
Q: Who was the first prime minister of Israel?
A: David Ben-Gurion
Q: If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which song would you choose?
A: speechles
Q: Which is the lowest whole number, when spelt out, is in correct alphabetical order?
A: the lowest whole number, when spelt out, is in correct alphabetical order is Forty
Q: If you could have dinner with anyone (dead OR alive), who would you choose, and why?
A: That would be Micheal Jackson
Q: Which band has won more ARIA awards, Crowded House or Midnight Oil?
A: Midnight Oil
Q: Which hills divide England from Scotland?
A: CHEVIOTS
Q: Is a person have some things predetermined like vulnerability to crime?
A: no i dont think so
Q: Have you ever made any type of nuclear device?
A: not in my life
Q: Who won the award for the best comedy newcomer at the British comedy awards in 2003?
A: Sacha Baron Cohen
Q: What country boasts the largest number of Catholics?
A: That would be Brazil
Q: In which city is the Doors vocalist Jim Morrison buried?
A: in the Père Lachaise cemetery in eastern Paris
Q: During your life, on how many days have you had at least one drink of alcohol?
A: Have never
Q: How many different kinds of kung fu have you heard of?
A: just one
Q: What song will always remind you of 2003 2004 2005?
A: You Are My Sunshine
Q: Why is carbon mixed with iron in the manufacture of Steel? What type of new bonds are formed?
A: It combines the best of both worlds, bloomery type
Q: Are you proud of me?
A: yes i am
Q: Have you ever been promoted?
A: yes i have
Q: Have you ever tried cigarette smoking, even one or two puffs?
A: I have never tried it
Q: What are some of the bad points?
A: Working on what cant be resolved
Q: Were you in the military?
A: Am a civilain
Q: What was your biggest failure?
A: never knowing that i failed
Q: Is it a popular job?
A: A job that makes people to get to know you better
Q: What annoys you most about living at home with your family?
A: not been able to concentrate on work
Q: Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
A: no am not
Q: Does prison help rehabilitate criminals? (Should it?)
A: Yes to an extent
Q: If you were the Queen or King of Britain for a day, what would you do?
A: make the best of it
Q: Have you ever hit an animal at night when you were driving your car?
A: no i have not
Q: What is the scariest ghost story you know?
A: That will be ghost
Q: What time of the day did you get married?
A: it was 1pm in the afternoon
Q: How can you avoid it?
A: I dont really know
Q: Do you believe in life after death?
A: I do belive in life after death
Q: What were you doing at 12AM last night?
A: i was sleeping
Q: What is copyright? How do we break copyright law on the Internet?
A: Copyright is a legal term describing rights given to creators for their literary
Q: Do you like yourself?
A: i do like myself very much
Q: If you could hear what someone is thinking for a day, who would you choose?
A: i would choose my wife
Q: What makes some people become criminals?
A: By doing some crimes
Q: If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
A: i would choose to be able to fly
Q: What would you do if you found a wallet with 1000 dollars in it?
A: i would try to locate the owner
Q: Whats the most grotesque part of the human body?
A: that would be the abnormal
Q: Do you believe that you are from another planet?
A: yes i do belive that there are other planet
Q: Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
A: why would i
Q: Why did you choose this company?
A: i did not choose it my friend did
Q: Do you have a lucky number?
A: my lucky number is 7
Q: Do you have a lucky number?
A: my lucky number is 7
Q: What are some things that make you angry?
A: nothing i can think of
Q: If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message?
A: By talking to them directly
Q: Do you think that children are naturally good? Why or why not?
A: yes they are because it is in the bible
Q: What were you doing in May of 1994?
A: i cant just remeber

I actually got that email when he was 60 questions into the questionnaire. I almost want to change the winning number from infinity to 100 just for putting in 110% or in this case 77%.
I'll think about it for a couple of days, then get back to him immediately.