Further proof they don't read anything . . .

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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:15 pm

Just for fun, I sent out 40 ASEM's this morning, all of them reading essentially as follows:

"Dear Mr. Horseshit: I just got your email. Please send more details".

So far, I have three favorable responses. No one has complained about being called "Mr. Horseshit". I shall continue to use this moniker to address these mugus and see how long it takes them to wake up.

Bruin

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:33 pm

I like that! I've been trying to think up a good excuse for insulting the hell out of lads. Throwing every possible obscenity at them and getting away with it. See, I'm a real potty mouth AND I'm really immature about it!

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:55 pm

I agree they dont read what we right for the most part, here is my prof, I sent a email to one of my lads from over a year, when I stop baiting.

this is what I wrote

Quote:

Dear C@marr@ B$n
sorry it has taken me over a year to get back to you, but i just came back to life, i was killed in a really bad accident, but thankfully the great doctors at nightmare on elm hospital were able to bring me back to life.

I hope we can continue this transaction

this was his reply

Quote:

Hello Jack,

Good to hear from you. The fund is still pending as I consulted an attorney {Barr. James Hans} who contacted the bank {Pimlico Finance} Immediately on your behalf and informed them that you are having issue to settle with your family hence you have not been able to claim your estate, I paid the attorney 」7,50 to get this done, but I was surprise I never heard from you after then.

I am very glad to hear from you now also happy that your doctor could get you back to life. But you should have informed me of this I would have been praying for you. But however, I am so glad to hear from you and knowing that everything is well with you.

In your last email to me, you informed me of the bank contacting you and forwarded me a copy of the mail the sent to you in which they were demanding the following below documents for their verification.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:10 pm

I disagree with Bruin, allmost all my lads read what i write them. Most of them are offscript within two emails. Just started two new baits and the dumbest one is offscript, the other one is still holding on to his script but he based his second script on what i wrote to him. I must admit i knew exactly what he wanted to see but still if i wrote something else i'm sure he would use another script as a follow up.

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:17 pm

I've once sent out an ASEM to some 300 lads with a simple:
'Dearest,

I'm interested, please tell me more.

Yours Sincerely,
<name>
'

That yielded so much response that I've never used that account since... That's a luxury I've never had with 'serious' ASEM's for, for example, TWAT

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:21 pm

^^ Ah! so it was you who sent me that twat asem a while ago.

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:49 am

Some read what you send from the start but most just follow their script for the first few emails until you get them off topic. I find if you try too much too early on you are much more likely to get dropped. If you bring up complications further down the line they are much less likely to drop you as they have time invested in you and are likely to believe you are a real vic. Having said that it is difficult sometimes not to point out the utter absurdites of some of their emails. Remember though DO NOT EDUCATE THE LADS

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:52 pm

I am now entering the second round of this bait - - 2 of the three initial mugus have responded without noticing (or remarking) that they are being called "Mr. Horseshit".

Indeed, one of them has written that I should provide him with

Quote:

your full mane

. This provides some baiting possibilities.

Bruin

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Sep 2009 Posts: 34

howabout Mr. N33deep H0rseshit?

And I was actually thinking of just copy-pasting song-lyrics to my love-scam "girl"... might get some fun results... I won't hear from her today probably cuz she's "moving".

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