KINDLY FINE THE ATTACHED FORM VIA ATTACH PERUSAL

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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:48 am

This tickled me. I almost forgot how funny lads can be. Laughing

Quote:

ATTENTION: FELCH,

THIS IS TO INFORMED YOU THAT I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL, CONTENTS WELL NOTED. KINDLY FINE THE ATTACHED FORM VIA ATTACH PERUSAL FILL THE BLANK SPACES AND SEND IT BACK TODAY TO ENABLE US SWING INTO ACTION REGARDING THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUNDS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

THANKS,

DIRECTOR: HSBC TELE-BANKING PAYMENT OFFICER.

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:28 am

I see the mistake, it should be the Reverend Dr Laughing

You would wonder at some peoples' gullibility but there again if English isn't their first language...................

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:28 am

That is Damn fine I must admit. I sent my lad the P.R.A.T forms, and sent me a note back saying he couldn't click anywhere Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:42 am

^^ I told him the document looked all garbled. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:24 am

sometimes you have to take a deep breath before you start to read

MR. GEORGE S4NTOSA/MRS.ELSIE S4NTOSA,

WE ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL WITH CONTENT WELL UNDERSTOOD AS WELL YOUR SISTER'S BANKING DATAS HAD BEEN RECEIVED AS WE REQUESTED FROM YOU THERE WAS A CRUCIAL MEETING ON YOUR BEHALF AFTER WE RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL WITH YOUR SISTER'S BANKING DATAS WHERE THE INHERITANCE IN YOUR CUSTODY WOULD BE REMITTED IN HER BANK ACCOUNT AS WELL IN YOUR COUNTRY AS THE RIGHT OWNER OF THE SAID BANK DRAFT CHEQUE KEPT IN CUSTODY TO BEING REMITTED IN TO HER PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT.

NOW,AFTER OUR MEETING ON YOUR SISTER'S BEHALF AS WELL, THE ECOBANK OFFICIALS STATED THAT BEFORE THE REMITTANCE WOULD BE TAKING PLACE FROM HERE IN BANK TO YOUR SISTER'S PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT IN HER COUNTRY, SHE WILL FIRST OF ALL HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK TO ENSURE THE DUE PROCEEDURE OF THE INTERNATIONAL WIRE TRANSFER. THIS LAW OF HAVING AN ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK WAS IMPLEMENTED AUGUST 5 1990, SECTION10, ACT4 , DECLARED IT THAT ANY SUCH WIRE TRANSFER MUST UNDER GO REMITTANCE BY HAVING AN ACCOUNT WITH THE TRANSFERING BANK SO THAT THERE WILL BE NO HINDRANCE OR BLOCKGED WHEN REMITTANCE IS ON IT'S TRANSIT TO THE NOMINATED DIRECTIVES SO AFTER EVERYTHING WE COME IN CONCLUSSION THAT IT WILL COST YOU SUM OF $325 USD TO OPEN AN NON-RESIDENTIAL ACCOUNT IN OUR BANK AS NON-INDIGINE OF THIS COUNTRY ENSURE THAT YOUR SISTER'S INHERITANCE MOVE SUCCESSFUL TO IT'S NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AS YOU FORWARDED TO US. WITHOUT WASTING MUSH OF TIME, WE ECOBANK ADVISE YOU TO FOLLOW THE NORMAL DUE PROCEEDURE TO ENABLE US COMMENCE THE REMITTANCE IMMEDIATELY TO THE BANKING DATAS THAT YOU GAVE TO US.

KINDLY FIND BELOW THE NAME OF OUR ACCOUNTANT OFFICER WHO IS IN CHARGE OF ANY PAYMENT DIRECTING TO THE ECOBANK.

RECEIVER'S NAME: MR.EKW3ALOR ANTHONY
ADDRESS: BOUL3VARD DE FRANCE 08 BP o897, COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC.
CITY: COTONOU
COUNTRY: BENIN DU REPUBLIC
TEXT QUESTION: OK
TEXT ANSWER: OK
AMOUNT TO SEND:$325
MTCN:
SENDER'S NAME:
SENDER'S ADDRESS:

NOTIFY US WITH YOUR PAYMENT SLIPS IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND MONEY FOR THE NON-RESIDENTIAL ACCOUNT, SO THAT WE WILL HAVE THE MONEY AND OPEN THE ACCOUNT ON YOUR NAME IN OUR BANK AND PAID YOUR CHEQUE INTO THE ACCOUNT YOU WILL HAVE WITH US, TO ENABLE YOUR REMITTANCE MOVE EASILY AND SUCCESSFUL. THE ACCOUNT WOULD BE FORWARD TO YOU IMMEDIATELY WE HAVE IT OPEN ON YOUR NAME IN OUR BANK SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR FUNDS IN YOUR ACCOUNT IN OUR BANK, FOR YOUR INFORMATION WITH YOU HAVING AN ACCOUNT WITH US, IT WILL BE DIFFICULT TO EFFECT THE REMITTANCE AND ALSO YOUR TRANSFER WOULD BE MICRO ELECTRONICAL WIRE TRANSFER, SO IT WILL NOT TGAKE MORE SIX TO SEVEEN DAYS, SO BEAR IT IN MIND. KINDLY COMPLY IMMEDIATELY WITH OUR INSTRUCTION AND HAVE YOUR INHERITANCE REMITTED IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITH OUT ANY HINDRANCE AS WELL ASKED FROM THE INITIALY.

THANKS FOR RECEIVING THE NOTICE FROM THE ECOBANK, WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU AS OUR CUSTOMER AND PROTECT THE INTEREST OF OUR CUSTOMER AND GIVE THEM NORMAL THING THEY WANTS.

YOU'RE IN SERVICE
MR.J0HNSON IGW3
DIRECTOR, FOREIGN OPERATION
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