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karen simpathi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Sep 2009
Posts: 54
Location: texas
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:50 pm |
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While I am new to this forum I have been scam baiting several year, but
I find it tiring to see the same old letter being recycled year after year
so what I did was write my own and suggest they use this one as a refreshing change I here offer it for your perusal and comments be assured that all the modalities have been paid for so to wit:
Dear Sir/Madam,
Please do not be taken aback by this letter, My name is Zanik Abdul Abrahms. I am the illiterate and illigitimate son of my mother Phredrica Abrahms,
a well known whore and crackhead in Nigeria, who along with her pimp and guyman were assasinated on their way to western union by a rival 419
scammer. Read this story, http://nigeriaworld.com/news/daily/281.html
I found your contact info thru much bribery, buying e-mail lists and skimming addresses off internet site guest books and I found you to be of such a char-
acter that i felt you were ripe for seeing how much of your money i can part you from.
Please dear person, my life depends on you, at present i am in a hospital here in Cote d' Ivory where i suffer from esophogical cancer, this does not concern
me as much as the fact that i do not have a used Mercedes or Lexus. Before my mother died, she took me to see her pimp and he took me so special
and confided in me that my father had named me Benificiary of a consignment marked family treasures kept within a security house in Ghana. I have
confirmed the existence of this consignment, consisting of 3 old dish towels, aprox. 11.31usd, my mothers panties 5 boxes of used rubbers and a bag of popcorn. I want you to use these
treasures in any way you see fit, but i hope you will at least use the popcorn to feed the poor and motherliss babies.
Now what i need from you is large quanities of your cash to get these family treasures to your country. I can assure you it will be totally risk free for me
and you will get to meet a multitude of various interesting people, all who will have a fee for you to pay. when you run out of money we will forward
the used rubbers to you, (at this point you will need them), my cancer will be cured and we can all celebrate the fact that i have a new Lexus.
please respond quickest with the following:
Full Name:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Phone Numbers:
Bank Info(including account and routing numbers):
Place of residence:
Time Zone:
Are you now, or have you ever
been an idiot:
Hoping to to here from you soonest,
Your favorite scammer
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:53 pm |
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Nice start but just a little bit over the top. However, what you are doing is known as "de-education" and if done right can result in lads sending out some funny, funny stuff. You are on the right track though. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Bolleboos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2009
Posts: 1000
Location: Paises Bajos
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:14 pm |
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karen,
Have you read the 'Lad makes me his oga' thread by Reverse Psychology?
It seeds a ridiculous format to a lad along with some (volunteer) victims to prove that people fall for it. ..and all kinds of sh!t happens from there.. its ongoing. |
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Master of Puppets
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Posts: 3294
Location: Pulling the Strings
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:20 pm |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:37 pm |
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As sir scam alot said, it's a bit over the top. You do have humor though. Make your script less ridiculous and put some more typical western humor in it which lads don't understand and you have a winner. |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:12 pm |
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put some more typical western humor in it which lads don't understand and you have a winner. |
Karen, I agree with Vampire. I think your de-education script is hilarious, but, if it's an initial email, remember, they only skim through it for the magic words: money, money, and/or more money thru WU, etc.
I think just tweak it a bit by saying the same thing in fewer words perhaps.
You have a great sense of humor. |
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