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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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Location: Houston, TX
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:47 pm |
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Catcher In The Lie wrote: |
I put a frozen pizza in the oven the other night @400 degrees. I told my husband I can not believe the directions actually say "do no remove with bare hands" |
Did it also tell you to remove cardboard before placing in oven? |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
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Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:32 pm |
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^^ Yes.... and the cellophane it was wrapped in as well. |
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bearkat419
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Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:44 pm |
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I also am particularly fond of cake boxes that have "open other end" stamped on the bottom. |
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jose_cuervo
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Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:37 am |
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I noticed a strange warning on my over-the-stove microwave oven when I installed it, "Do not let children hang from open door".
As opposed to a closed door? |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:47 pm |
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Ha! We could go on and on. How about the little ketchup packets that have the line across one corner ....just so you know where to open it. |
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Nurse Nasty
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Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:08 pm |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Location: Trumpton
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Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:43 pm |
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I had a packet of animal crackers that said "Do not eat if seal is broken"
I checked each cracker, and would you believe it...... |
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Jay leno
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:42 am |
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I have to say I love this sentence on all my bank literature
"For 24 hour lost and stolen cards, Please call the number on the reverse of your card"
Simply, I mean I've lost my card or had it stolen how the flip am I to ring the number on the reverse of my card? |
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Just Jane
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Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:51 am |
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I was in a restroom somewhere and it had one of those hand towel dispensers that was a real linen loop instead of paper. The sign said 'warning: do not put your head in the loop' |
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