Gom3r B0yz Strike again... Another doll'a c'hop!

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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:24 pm

Had this lad on the bait looking for me a boy that could speak french for a good bit then he fell off the world. I figured there was cross baiting going on and he went on safari, but on a lark I thought yesterday to send him a thank you!

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Date: Wed, 9 Sep
Subject: Re: YOUR TRANSLATOR AND PICTURE AS REQUESTED.
From: [email protected]
To: govgrant2009@ live.com

Hello!! Thanks a lot for your help in this. I got the information
from your assistant, Mr Zack and the money should be on its way today.
Let me know when you have it and I look forward to meeting your man
when I get back into the country. We also added some money for your
extra trouble.

Again thanks!
Mike Howard
1138 Services

Imagine my surprise when less than an hour later I got this in my in box!!

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Good Day Mike,

Can you be kind enough not to contact Mr Zack on this matter as i am in charge of all Monetary issues as such, so i would be needing the details for the transaction.

Once again do not send any information to Mr Zack but refer back to me, he was only assigned for this and he's work is done, i would personally get across to him.

Thank you for your kind gesture and hope to hear from you soonest about this matter.

Regards.....

I can just see him scratching his head trying to figure out who the hell I am talking about... Even though he admits he knows the guy and had him help me!!!

So to that end I send him another nice note, which I conveniently attach a missive from Mr Zack complete with his email address!!!

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Linda, how nice to speak to you again. I sent you that last email as a coutisy. Thank you for putting Mr Zack on my case. He is a nice
man and we were able to find a good candidate for my company. I have
not interviewed him yet in person, but I should be flying in in the
next few days to do so. In the mean time I have forwarded Mr Zack a
payment of $500 us for your man to use as a down payment on his
services, and a payment of $500 us as a finders fee. I sent Mr Zack a
copy of my receipt and he should be picking up the money any time now.

By the way, if you come up with another one, a female perhaps, let me
know. Give my thanks to Mr Zack too!

Mike Howard
1138 Services

On Thu, Sep 10, 2009 at 7:07 AM, Mr Mike Zack wrote:

>Good Morning, Sir.
> I am just out the door to get your payment. Be assured your man will be in town when you >get here. If he has to traval more, you may need to send aditional payment to make him be
>here as he has family that he will miss. I spoke to a few young women and have found I think
>a girl for the office. She is pretty and will be sending me the required photo today I think
>Let me say to remind you that this young woman needs payment for photo once you receive
>it. She did not want to take photo but told me she will as she know you and I have business
>and you are honorable man of business.

ok so now he is pissed!! And I am sure just beside himself that he lost this cash!

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Good Day ,

No, i told you not to forward the info to him, i am in charge of this, i did the coordinating, all information should be reported to me,What have you done by forwarding this info to him? I cant even remember when last i saw Mr Zack. You would have to make another payment for this because we never received any payment or better still inform your contact to go over and hold the money on time.

Do not say you were not warned since you have decided not to deal with me on this matter anymore,after we started this search together!!!

Linda Hill(Mrs).

She warned me??? OK time for a slap....

Quote:

Hummm.... Let me think about this. You dont talk to me since the 5th
which is when I start hearing from Mr Zack. You cant get me a photo
and Mr Zack can. You then tell me you took Mr Zack off the case when
he was the only one talking to me?

Mr Zack is even getting me a girl to work in the office also
translating and greeting guests!!!!

So I am not sure why you are upset when a man in your own office seems
to be able to do your job better then you can. Now if you had gotten
me the proper photo's like Mr Zack did, you would have money sent to
you. But then again, since you and Mr Zack work in the same office,
dont you get that money too???

Well, you are lucky in that we still need people. Find me a man or a
woman, submit the proper photo, and you will get paid with out having
to go through Mr Zack. How hard can that be any way?

Mike Howard
1138 Services

Quote:

Good Day,

Thank you for your email and also since you said you were still interested in me finding someone for you, i would get back to you with the right candidate. But i have no idea where this Mr Zack is.

Good Day and hope you enjoy your new translator,only hope he or she truly exist.

Linda hill(Mrs).

So now that "Linda" is back on the case I give her a little push.....

Quote:

Well, since you will not take the time to find me one what am I
supposed to do? You left me for 5 days and did not say a thing, and I
found one good man my self in that time. Mr Zack sent me the required
photograph, and even sent two extra. How come you could not do that
and he could???

Thats how it is in business. If you wait too long, you loose! Now if
you can find me a good man and get me the proper record, we can do
business. If you dont get back to me for over a week or more, then
you obviously cant do the job and my company has to move on.

As for Mr Zack, i will be flying to see his man or flying his man to
me in a weeks time. Since Mr Zack works in your office, why dont you
come with him to the interview. If you can get me the proper
documents we ask for, which is just a photograph like we discussed
before, of the man or woman you find, I can make a side trip to you to
interview them there.

Mike Howard
1138 Services.

But just for good measure...... Linda also got this today!!!! Twisted Evil

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[On Thu, Sep 10, 2009 at 3:30 PM, mike <mike zack> wrote:
> HAHAHAHAHAHA I CHOP YOUR CASH BITCH I CHOP YOUR CASH!!!!! I SEND
> ASS MAN PHOTO OF MY SISTER AND MY BUDDY MAN AND HE SEND ME YOUR
> MONES!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOM3R BOY Z RULE GOM3R BOY Z RULE!! YOU BE
> SMART! WE WORK TOGETHER ON THIS AND I CUT YOU IN OR I JUST KEEP
> CHOPING YOUR CASH!
>

Muwahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!

Next I think Mr Zack is going to get a nice letter from me thanking him again... including a note that I am sorry if any trouble has been caused between him and Miss Linda (copying her of course) and that I look forward to our continued business. Oh and I will be sure to include a copy of the Money Gram invoice for his records....

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:07 pm

Always gotta love it. Good work!! clapping

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:00 pm

It seems "Linda" has taken the time to respond to the G0m3r Boy:

Do you think she is worth asking to join the outfit?

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Nice one, you good and i dey appreciate boys wey good, which one be i chop ur cash nah? why you talking like that ? aint my money so where is my cut bro, dont be greedy you know how it goes? So lets get down to the main thing,how do we roll bro ?

Dont forget my cut hun??

Regards.

Mr Zack say:

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YOU ROLE WITH ME YOU ROLE WITH D G0MER BOYZ! WE CHOP AND CHOP! WE PUT THE HOD OVER THE WHITE MAN AND CHOP AND CHOP! YOU HELP ? YOU MAYBE JOIN G0MER BOYZ? DONT FUCK WITH US OR WE CHOP YOUR CASH! BUT MAN I DONT KNOW WHY YOU DROP THIS FUCK. USA MAN SNED CASH YOU JUST DROIP SO I CHOP AND CHOP! I'S SEND HIM PHOTO OF SISTER WITH SIGN AND ONE OF GIRL SHOW BOOBS. HE SEND CASH AND CASH! NEXT I MAYBE SNED MAN TO HIS CAMP GET PAID GOLD!

YOU WANT JOINE G0MER BOYZ? WE SEE HOW GOOD YOU BE? OR I CHOP YOUR CASH!

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