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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:23 am |
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You seems not to be seriouse or do you think we will be waiting for you all time,we have processed this to a point that we will confiscate this fund if we wait any further for your account informations where you want us to transfer this money,so that we can get this matter off our desk and attend to others ,because the year is running out.
We can not continue to wait on you and your account info,you better hurry now and get it across to us for us to conclude this ones and for all.
Anticipating your urgent response. |
So i have emailed back with a slap telling them what I think of a professional bank and asking if they know what a spellcheck is !
I am stalling on sending account info and ID (my scanner is bust ) they are looking for mobile number and address
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The bank is complaining,sking if i am sure you are capable of handling this transaction or may be you want to play wit them,that you seems not to be seriouse.And i can not see why it is taking you time to forward your account to them,or how do you want them to transfer the money to you ? i am getting confuse please let me know what is in your mind.
Please try and forward your account information to them they are rounding up for the year or do you want me to die before you conclude with them because my condition is getting worst,please my spirit wellcomes you please do not dissapont me,after all the trust i have in you ,try and get this money transfered to you before this week runs out. |
So i am telling her that if SHE thinks I am not upto it I will drop it
I may have just lost them but I might be wrong ! |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:29 am |
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Please don't point out the mistakes (such as poor spelling) to scammer's, as it may educate them. When they make errors like that, real victims might become suspicious and think twice before sending money to a bank who's manager can't spell. |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:31 am |
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whoops sorry did not think of that |
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:35 am |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:12 am |
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If the Lad is still writing to you, he hasn't given up on your character yet!
'She' might feel happier, though, if she sees one little sign of compliance. For example:
- You are changing banks/bank accounts at the moment, hence the delay, but you'll send the new account details as soon as it is sorted out.
- Or, here are the (invented) account details.
- You can't send ID at the moment, due to the broken scanner, but here's a photo of you[r favourite minor TV actor] for him.
- This is your (invented) address: sorry, you thought you'd sent it before.
- Please, please, please will she be patient, you really are trying your best, it's just such a difficult time at the moment, with your new promotion at work, and trying to sell your old apartment...... |
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:30 am |
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Branwen
Will see if she replies to my last one thanks for the ideas |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:50 am |
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Please don't point out the mistakes (such as poor spelling) to scammer's, as it may educate them. |
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When they make errors like that, real victims might become suspicious and think twice before sending money to a bank who's manager can't spell. |
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_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
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I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 am |
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^ there's really no need to correct others' posts, unless you're copy-editing their book. Even if it is vaguely relevant to the topic of the post.
When it comes to lad errors - if you must correct errors, why not correct something that they actually got right (ignoring the real errors). The original post reminds me just how fun it is to chat with dying bank customers:
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...do you want me to die before you conclude with them because my condition is getting worst... |
You can always count on them for a cheery message to brighten your day. |
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 719
Location: Thailand
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:52 pm |
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No need to risk your bait over a bankccount #......google what kind of banks are around in your characters country and fake some kind of # and IBAM or so....They dont need that stuff anyway but it would be a disaster to lose your Lad and your work for something thats really avoidable...just my 2 cents true about the spelling as well i am sure in my post you find plenty of mistakes as well we not all have the "privilege"to be born in an english talking country and sure dont slap them on that ofcourse a bank will certainly write in perfect english but its maybe a way a real victim his alarm go off.
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ANYWAY THERES NO REASON TO WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME WITH HE GOAT LIKE YOU..I KNOW ANIMAL LIKE YOU WOULD NOT KNOW SIMPLE COURTESY OF APOLOGY FOR WASTING A TIME OF A RESPONSIBLE BUSINESSMAN LIKE ME.
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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:00 pm |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:11 pm |
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^^ hehe or Prime Minister...
@mentor - joke! That's why there was a smiley there |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
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- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Vampiremerchant
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Nov 2009
Posts: 3227
Location: Scotland
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:48 pm |
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I am sorry for anything that makes you angry,just that they are asking for it urgently,but all the same i am very sorry just that i reallyu wanted all this to be concluded before any thing happens to me.once again i please comply with thie bank so ntha |
So I have not lost her yet I will reply with profuse apologies and excuses
A bus has swerved to avoid a dog and smashed into my house ! and my mind is on having to find new accomodation ! |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:39 pm |
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^^^ I have a second hand kennel and I can send it by courier....... You know the rest.
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:21 am |
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I was laughing at Jill correcting the spelling of someone who was pointing out what was wrong with someone else's spelling. It was a shot at humor that was right in my vein. It's ALL good here amongst us baiters!! |
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