Lads do tongue twisters (And Nursery Rhymes)

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:02 pm

Windypops wrote:

If lads are doing requests now, can we have the lumberjack song please?

I've already taken care of that request, Windypops. Just check out the link in my siggy. While you're there, Monty Python fans can also listen to 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life'

Remember this suggestion from Diablo

Diablo wrote:

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

The first lad made two attempts, so I've included both in the recording. You can hear that one lad has a helper who is trying to keep him on course.

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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:57 pm

^^^^ This is all just too wonderful, could they chant some simple spells? Embarassed

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:25 pm

Quote:

expelliarmus, Impervius, Legilimens, Avada Kedavra

Repeat 10 time really fast for something magical to happen.. Laughing

V

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:55 am

^^Thanks V very Harry Potter

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:30 am

halfway the nice "Betty Botter "
i hear all the time "picked Peter" Shocked

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:16 pm

The lads enjoyed making 'knick-knack, paddy whack' so much that I treated them with another nursery rhyme. So today, it's 'The Eentsy Weentsy Spider'

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And here's what some of the lads are saying about all this:

Quote:

I need you to act fast now and don,t ever send me any retrive prase okay you have make me act like a fool. So we are being tired of be fooled.
Mrs Lynda

Quote:

I have tried to retrieve the mtcn number but it is never been read out, i have helped allot of people but none have stressed me this much, what is there is that you call western union and you tell them i could not retrieve the mtcn, because i have called the automated number and after i leave the message the line goes out
john sani

Quote:

I want to inform you that this is giving us inconvenience to withdraw the fund from the western union base on the secured way.
Dr. Emeka

Quote:

I JUST CALLED THE WESTERN UNION RETRIEVE NUMBER BUT STILL THEY DID NOT RESPOND TO ME.

I WILL ADVICE YOU TO CALL AND COLLECT THE MTCN AND SEND TO ME ELSE YOU FORGET ABOUT THE TRANSFER BECAUSE I WILL NO LONGER MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF WATING TIME AND MONEY CALLING.
Agent Fred of Airfreight Courier

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:11 pm

I know it's more than 2 months early, but....

Quote:

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:22 pm

^^^ But they will need to practice.

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:41 pm

Here's the latest update. The lads have been busy over the last couple of days to bring you:

Old Macdonald Had a Farm

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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:45 pm

This is just brilliant stuff. I bow to you, my good man. Keep up the good work, they make my day Very Happy

Paranoia Injector Joined: 09 Sep 2009 Posts: 58

Wow, simply amazing.

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:01 am

TB, you are my hero.

bow_down

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:58 am

Old MacDonald is f**king hilarious -- a succession of Lads going 'oink oink here' and 'quack quack there', almost like their version of 'We Are The World' or possibly 'We Are the Lads'.

Any chance of a Christmas album?

Great work! clapping

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:14 am

This thread is my first call of the day and the mood just escalates from then on! WOW WELL DONE.

Christmas album would be nice, raise money for poor starving scammers? Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:08 pm

I see they're now into singing. Nice. Very Happy

This is great. I haven't heard lads do nursery rhymes since I got my lotto lad to sing "I'm A Little Tea Pot." Laughing

Have any of the lads done this one?

Quote:

Round and round the rugged rock
The ragged rascal ran,
How many R's are in that?
Tell me if you can.

Edit:

Have you seen this place? TONS of stuff for your lads. Razz

http://www.landofnurseryrhymes.co.uk/complete_list.htm

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:41 pm

Great stuff! Laughing

In a couple of months maybe a lad can do The Night Before Christmas.

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:49 pm

This part reminds me of mucky pup
Maybe this go a little bit to far... Laughing

but i will laugh my ass of if they phone it in

for the same old security reason the have to use a low and high voice

(very) Low voice ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
(very) high voice ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
(very) Low voice ''Little pig, little pig, let me in.''
(very) high voice ''Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin.''
(very) Low voice ''Well, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in.

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:38 am

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:11 pm

The lads are still at it and still leaving me voice messages quoting the 'secret pass phrases'. Here's one they've been working on recently. I slightly changed the lyrics on one verse before sending it to them - see if you can spot it. They didn't sing much on this one, but I added a backing track anyway. so here's the lads' version of:

How much is that doggie in the window

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