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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:05 am

Fuck me!

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

I am shocked that you were hooked up in Germany. It is nobody’s business if you are on transit with lots of cash.

Never worry, I think I am in a good position to come to your rescue for unlawful detention and I am wagging in immediately.

I had already contacted a learned from of mine in Germany to come over the Frankfurt airport immediately to address your problem and get you released from your captors so that you can continue your journey. I assure you that you will never, never lose a cent to them, no matter who they claim to be.

What you now need to do is to call me or call Douglas on +2014xxxxxxx to give you the phone number of the attorney in Germany. I had sent it to Douglas, should you reach him before you reach me.

Just make a call now and you will regain your freedom and continue your journey. I am sorry for the embarrassment. Never think of backward.Forward is our goal in life.

Do it now.

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:25 am

Quote:

I am wagging in immediately

Is this 'lad talk' for 'shaking that arse'?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:50 am

^^ Well, I have always suspected they had tails...

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:00 am

devil_woman wrote:

Quote:

I am wagging in immediately

Is this 'lad talk' for 'shaking that arse'?

SURELY that's a hip hop classic waiting to happen... "I'm wagging in, wagging in... Wagging in for a baby like you!"

Damn thing almost writes itself

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:58 pm

^^ As do all hip hop "songs".

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:41 pm

^^^^^ internationalchrysis so record it and we can all sing along

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

internationalchrysis, be careful she's baiting you.... Twisted Evil

Nick , this is the safari that keeps on giving, I'm so delighted! Thumbs up

Wooo Hoooo Wagging,lol.

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:52 am

^^ It sure is. Very Happy

I only wish my bois weren't so patient. I'm waiting for them to make the first move so that I can find which way to best take it, but they're being so damned polite. Come on!

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:16 am

@ DQ,

it's cool. If my equipment wasn't in serious need of repair (and I had to cash to get them done), I'd be VERY tempted to write said song. My synth equipment is perfectly suited to make 80's "rap".

My voice however, is VERY white middle aged bald dude Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:55 am

Interesting developments here! If he has a German Shepard wagging over to get you there, perhaps you can do a Euro-Safari on the Doggie while the Cairo guy sits in the bench at the airport for another week or so. Now, that would be really cool. I hope he's got a long leash, too. Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:57 pm

^^ Parallel safaris. I like it. I really doubt they have a guy in Germany though. I know it's not unheard of, but it is quite unlikely.

It seems I'll need to give up my streak of silence.

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

How are you todayand where are you?

I am just worried...

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:07 am

I guess I now know why Dougie hasn't written to me.

Matty wrote:

Dear friend,

Nice, lovely and breath taking to hear from you.

Where are you now? Can you call me? Or best, call Dougl@s for an update. He is disappointed in you that of all that was happening, you underrated him to the extent that you didn’t give him a minute call to let him know your condition. He is simply sad!

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

Naturally, a mild slap followed.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:12 am

Touchy, touchy.

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

I have said nothing that will stair you up the way you are reacting. I had not made any statement from “accusation” family. My question was very simple and solemn.

Where are you now?

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

He doesn't quite seem to understand what's going on, so I decide to give in and make it abundantly clear to him.

I wrote:

Dear Gen3

Where do you think I am? I'm in fucking Frankfurt!

I don't think it's worth going home since I'm already all the way here. I want to fly to Egypt but they'll just detain me again for carrying too much cash and I'll have wasted another plane ticket.

What would you have me do?

Let me tell you, this situation is more frustrating than any words could ever describe and, quite frankly, I'm sick of it.

And what's even more disturbing is that Mr McLivingst0ne hasn't responded to me yet. I have no idea what the fuck's going on!

J0hn

I hope he comes up with a good solution.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:41 pm

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

Proceed to Cairo.

Once you arrive Cairo, call me in the company of Dougl@s and I will wire in the needed money to retrieve the consignment.

Just yesterday, I send Douglas US$3,500:00 to extend his stay in Cairo while waiting for you.

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:48 pm

maybe this is a perfect spot to let your boy wait for you after you finaly out of frankfurt....

Quote:

Live Stream from our Office of king-safari located in Dahab by The Red Sea ...

Ofcourse other options possible but this would be nice the "king-safari office Laughing

www.ostamyy.com/webcams-Egypt.htm [url]

or google "live webcams egypt" i am sure you will find a spot.......

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:18 pm

^^ I'll be sure to keep that in mind if I ever get to Egypt.

I'm more curious about what's going on in Germany right now, though.

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

Where exactly is your location at the airport so that my learned friend resident in Frankfurt will come over immediately to attend to you?

As I am writing this email to you, he is already making his way to the airport.

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:20 pm

^^^^ If this is a RL mugu in Frankfurt, now to get him to do something kinky in the airport in front of a security camera. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:23 pm

Congrats, great job!!...from another baiter in total awe.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:14 pm

^^ Many thanks.

Tuco: To be honest, I really don't think they have a guy in Germany, and this e-mail just goes to affirm my beliefs.

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

There will be no need for contact exchange this time because my learned friend is not computer literate and therefore, cannot write you email. On the other hand, you cannot make a call at this time.

So, I am acting as an intermediary until both if you meets. Do stay at a place and identify where you are. He will surely come to your rescue.

It will be foolish of him to go to the airport, only to be looking for a man hovering between the bar and the lounge. It does not make sense, does it?

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

That being said, I guess I can give him any location really since he's not going to show up to check it.

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:21 pm

Nick,I am glad you are on our side Very Happy

You own this clown!

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:38 am

^^ As long as the tribute keeps flowing, I have no intention to change my allegiance.

Matty screwed himself.

Matty wrote:

Dear Friend,

I am happy you have so much freedom to move about.

Now, look for a phone boot and call me for direction. You can’t just bang on his door without prior information of your visit. He is a legal luminary of high repute, a man of higher cadre than I, myself.

Please understand.

Sincerely,

G. M@tthews, Esq.

I wrote:

Dear Gen3

I'll try and exchange some of my Dollars for Euro coins and call you from a payphone. Or, since I'm going to be making a call anyway, you could give me his number and I could call him directly.

J0hn

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:53 am

^^ do they have redirect numbers in Germany like we do in UK?

Quote:

you could give me his number and I could call him directly.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 55

If there is a lad in Frankfurt, slap him for being in Frankfurt/Main while you are in Frankfurt/Oder, and force him to travel to the other side of Germany to meet you in the right Frankfurt. Wink

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:43 pm

Quote:

my learned friend is not computer literate and therefore, cannot write you email.

Quite learned by 18th century standards I imagine Very Happy

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:59 pm

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