Finally he sends me a pic -WTF?

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Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

Ok. Too many emails, and phone calls to post. Finally I get the photo! I instructed him to hold a sign that says Fl3tch L1ves, and today's paper in the other hand. This is what I get.

F3tches Alive? WTF?

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:45 pm

That is so odd looking. It screams fake, but... Just odd. Laughing

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:47 pm

Congrats!!!

Someday i will get my first trophy Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

^^I know right? I can't figure out what's with his head. The newspaper looks right. The enlarged version shows the date. I'm not sure what he's done here...but I really wanted him to get wording right.

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:53 pm

Is it fake? It seems to be real for me ... Embarassed

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:55 pm

Weird.

But good job, nonetheless. beers!

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

@Ana. I have no idea what the deal is with the pics. I'm gonna wait a few days, slap, and request a new set. Maybe I'll ask to see him on cam so I can get a better idea.

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 144

Great job!! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:02 am

Nice one! Agreed about it been a bit freaky Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:20 am

If it wasn't for the fact that the guy only has 5 fingers, I would swear that Reprob8 had a go at the picture.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:28 am

Hmm.. maybe the lad is the one in the newspaper Lol

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:48 am

Eeeewwww. Looks like CLG got a hold of the one on the right. Great stuff Fletch!

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:02 am

Who is this guy's tailor?

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:25 am

Nice job, but the photo is fake

the right one is obvious
check the color of his left ears and the hairline on the right upper corner.
I dont think this is a photoshop on a pc, but old fashion scissors and glue Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:31 am

Indeed a fake one. According to me he just cut out the face from another picture, and glued it on top of the other. The head he glued on was a tiny bit bigger than the original one, and that is why the head gets such a weird shape. His hairline is just too perfect a straight line. It's both times exactly the same facial expression, another clue he glued the same head twice.

It's a fake! Might belong in the hall of shame Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:39 am

Actually it's not QUITE perfect. If you enlarge it, you can where the original hair stops and his drawn on hair starts. As a bald man you tend to notice these things. Plus that face is just WAY too big overall for that body.

Odd, but quite cool trophy.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:00 am

I have to sharpen my vision

Sad

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

^^Ana, me too. So what he's done here is cut out a pic of someone's head and glued it on someone's body? Why? Ok so did anyone hold a sign? He gets the newspaper right, f**ks up the sign, and glues on a head? I have no idea how to slap him for this one. Also, that's drawn on hair? I thought it was a beanie of some sort. Confused

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:20 pm

My guess would be that it is his body on the picture, but he glued another head over it to remain anonymous. Perhaps he is a bit afraid of the law? That's about the most logic explanation I can think of Confused

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:25 pm

Did he provide you a photo of himself sometime before? sometimes lads send these early in the game. If so, it may have been a photo he found online, not his own.

So now he has to, umm, save face by pasting that same picture onto your photo request so he looks similar.

Otherwise, ???????

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:36 pm

That pic he sent is soooooo a Photoshop pic or atleast a FAIL attempt at one roflmao Razz

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:16 pm

IrwinFletcher wrote:

I have no idea how to slap him for this one.

You have a few options.

A) Simply ask him why another persons head has been placed on top of someone else's body. Is he hiding something? What does he have to hide? Is there something unlawful about this deal? Maybe you need time to think about this while he provides the real pictures?

B) Ask him who is in the picture. Obviously he hired some mutant from a freak show and asked him to pose. He frightens you with his deformity. You can't do business with such an abomination. Satan must have sent him to thwart your plans.

C) Thank him for the pictures and carry on as normal. However due to your eye condition you can't see flat pictures with colourful backgrounds. It makes peoples heads look all squishy and weird. You can see perfectly well with a plain background... say with a desert motif... If he does new pictures with a desert background, tell him it's the wrong colour. Even if he keeps chopping these it'll keep him preoccupied.

D) Now you've seen him you would like for him to come on webcam to discuss this further. Really, I just want to see him print out a life size picture of that head and wear it over his face.

E) In your return email just laugh. Tell him that he's really funny and thank him for the giggles. He has such a sense of humour... Now, as soon as he sends through the real pictures for confirmation all business can be concluded. Oh, what a joker. Now lets get serious...

F) Tell him that your brother is a professor of Anthropology and is intrigued by the shape of his head. He was wondering if he's the off-spring of a inflatable doll and a Frisbee.

G) When the image came through it looked distorted making his face look like a hub-cap. He'll need to either resend it, or re-do it completely.

You have a few options... Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

@firehouse. No he never gave me a photo. He sent one of his boss(a caucasian man from London). I specifically asked for one of the assistant, thinking I would get a real photo, as I had never seen the assistant before.

Do I call him on the photo shop job? I don't know exactly what to say regarding this photo. I sent him a brief "i see, i will get back to you" email to hold him off for a bit.

^^just saw above post. Lot's of suggestions thanks! I'll read them over and try to figure out which one will work best on this guy.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

Ok. I've fired off an email to him. I asked him why he would send me photos like this? Was he some kind of joker? Why would he purposely write the wrong words on the paper and paste someone else's head on his body. Did he think I was some kind of fool? I told him he shouldn't have done them at all if he wasn't going to do them right.

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:41 pm

Those are great pictures, ask him for another in profile and 3/4 - that should be trickier for him Wink

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