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Caligula
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 May 2009
Posts: 4774
Location: Growing old
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:22 am |
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Pisspot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 53
Location: U.K.
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:41 am |
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Llamedos
Just read your name backwards if you haven't already realised it
(shades of Llareggub) |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:38 am |
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Frumpy was a krautrock band and, totally unrelated, has been my nickname in highscores since the mid-nineties. I know it´s not a proper name and even misleading gender-wise but if I entered a time-machine I would do it again |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:17 am |
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Pisspot wrote: |
Llamedos
Just read your name backwards if you haven't already realised it
(shades of Llareggub) |
The last time we had one of these threads (many years ago), I simply said of my name:
"Say it backwards"
To which some smartarse said "Ti?"
So now, I just let baiters work out what it says by themselves |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:30 pm |
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The only thing I remember from my bux night was when I was handcuffed to a wall and tortured by this crazy bitch in a Nurses outfit. I was relatively drunk, but somehow sobered up in a matter of seconds as she proceeded to remove my clothing and whipped, scratched, beat, burnt, slapped and pinched me for 20 minutes.
I stared at the 'choose username' all I could think of was that nutjob in the Nurses uniform. That hot blond with the ample cleavage. Her maniacal grin and horse whip makes me shudder. So like Batman I embraced my fear and became a symbol.
Deep down I am gentle and caring. On the surface I am rough, blunt and painful. I have the personality of a cudgel. So my mother tells me...
'Eloquent noob', just happens to be this months dig at me. Whatever shenanigans amuses lotta ends up as my title. This one is in reference from my very first post when a mod was extremely excited to have me on board.
My avatar is one of many. Like me it has evolved. You see, life is full of difficult choices, but one day you find an avatar you really like. This avatar is perfect for me. It is me.
Next week on ... The Adventures of Nurse Nasty - Episode 2 - 'The Night I had my first threesome' |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:48 pm |
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Cool story NN
I am looking forward next week |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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SmokinKrabbs
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 May 2009
Posts: 76
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:57 pm |
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I was a lurker for a while, then started baiting using the TWAT profile, my character for that was Sister lvagodt Krabbs, so when I joined, I wanted to stay with the Krab theme and thought of Smokin'Krabbs and my mentor helped me with the avatar..... Thanks Jose!!! |
_________________ x2
<a href="http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/SmokinKrabbs_2641fa6063fc.jpg">[To see monument]</a>
<a href="http://www.scamwarners.com/main/fx_images/SmokinKrabbs_a569b695c888.jpg">[Very First Trophy... I'm so proud!]</a>
"Oh my... that's a big one!!!"
No one knew what she was looking at, but she never took her eyes off it. (Fatespinner)
Blessed Be and Squishy O's
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:00 pm |
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Caligula wrote: |
@ Nick: Yes it's possible, it's quite easy. Putting it in words would be very confusing, so I just looked for it on youtube. I can't put it clearer than that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQhMm1jLeg |
It looks so right, and yet, it seems so wrong. It's just surreal.
If the lads are at least as stupid as me, I'll send this out to them to make a car sized one and walk on both surfaces with muddy shoes without stepping off... oh yeah, and while balancing a fish on their heads. |
_________________ Dougie Mac - 16 000km/10 000mi - Malaysia to Cairo, Egypt
Nodo - Lagos to Cotonou - with P.P3t3rs
Lagos to Abuja to Maiduguri - 3050km/1900mi
Broda Michael - 1500km/900mi - Lome to Lagos
-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
x7 x2 x8
"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
Mr Bigg's is dead! Long live Mr Bigg's! |
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Dabillder
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2009
Posts: 83
Location: in a glass cage of emotion
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Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:40 pm |
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My son loves Bob the Builder, plus I think its so funny when a lad leaves a message for Bob Dabillder.
Plus the though of them saying "can we fix it?" to the western union counter |
_________________ I receive your pics and you really look nice i also like your dag too -- Patrick Chan
look Bob i want you to quit from this transaction you are a complite fool. Don't ever mail me again --Rita Egobia
i have a question for you. Is there any alternative of helping me without me leaving my wife ? please i love her very much. -- Victor Kwasigha
I want to assur you that first time i will set my eyes on you..I will hug you...and give you.. a.. terible kiss
I am sorry I don't have naked picture also my name is not mugu -- Anne Mugan
if he hurt you i am going to keep his ass as soon as i arrive to the US. -- good ole Victor Kwasigha
- one lonesome piggy |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:02 am |
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^^^ Maybe you are/were related to "bob the bilderburger"
Altogether now;
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Scoot, muck and Dizzy and Roly too, Lofty and Wendy join the crew.
Bob and the gang have so much fun working together, they get the job done |
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_________________ Give the lads some extra pain with your own IT admin from hell - visit toolkits for Grooble Gambit
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
< никогда достаточно
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dutchkroket
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Jan 2009
Posts: 265
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:19 am |
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I like "kroketten" or more especially: "broodje Kroket" with mustard. You wanna know what it is? Come to holland. go to a "friettent" and order one .
with help from google translator and wikipedia, some more info in english:
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The croquette is a fried dish that is popular mainly in the Netherlands.
Croquettes are a typical Dutch snack in most snack bars sold. The Dutch automation they were very important because they are handy, can be easily prepared (as opposed to chips) and so quick to obtain, and their flavor even after half hours still keep keep warm. They are loose, or a sandwich ( "croquette roll"), along with fries or eaten. Many people take a hot dog with some mustard. Smaller croquettes, usually made from potatoes or vegetables are eaten in other countries as an accompaniment to a good meal.
The Dutch meat croquette is made of a Salpicon meat (a kind of thick stew), in a cold roll formed. Beef and veal meat croquette croquette its luxury variants. There are also goulash croquettes. In Belgium are also traditionally eaten shrimp croquettes and cheese croquettes. The vegetable croquette is a relatively new product that responds to vegetarian sentiments in society. Croquettes are made by a thick sauce, or in the case of a fruit puree, to make the filling, the filling may also ground, where it is cooled by the croquette formed after this egg, flour and breadcrumbs rolled up the croquette is tightly closed on all sides so it does not destroy all subsequent jumps.
After leaving the hot dog fried to a crispy crust and the stew is hot again. The airy crust cools quickly, but the filling remains warm long, so when eating some caution.
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Edit: that is one lowsy translation btw.. |
_________________ x6
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i decided to check not you just to make sure you are ok - Abubakar Hamza
is only an idiot will see a life opportunity and ignore it - Florence Jackson
YOU ARE VERY LOCKY THAT YOU GET BACK TO ME IN TIME - BALA |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:50 am |
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Catcher In The Lie
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 877
Location: 404 Yellow Brick Road
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:12 am |
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My name is a take off on the book 'Catcher in the Rye' by the American author J. D. Salinger.
I'd read here about the bot attack on Eater in 2007 and thought the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz was fitting. Also, because I have no 'heart' when it comes to scammers. |
_________________ x 11 x 20
"I don't want you to be burdered again." Ali the hitlad Sule
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:57 pm |
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Oh... And I don't have a brain! |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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blacksheep
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Posts: 144
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:44 pm |
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I was handcuffed to a wall and tortured by this crazy bitch in a Nurses outfit. I was relatively drunk, but somehow sobered up in a matter of seconds as she proceeded to remove my clothing and whipped, scratched, beat, burnt, slapped and pinched me for 20 minutes. |
This does not sound pleasant. I wasn't sure if you were trying to show how awesome you are or trying to get some sympathy. |
_________________
"if you are interested in
this offer kindly let me know or you fuck out off my mail."-Vivian Catim |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:20 pm |
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... I was handcuffed to a wall and tortured by this crazy bitch in a Nurses outfit. I was relatively drunk, but somehow sobered up in a matter of seconds as she proceeded to remove my clothing and whipped, scratched, beat, burnt, slapped and pinched me for 20 minutes... that nutjob in the Nurses uniform. That hot blond with the ample cleavage. Her maniacal grin and horse whip makes me shudder. |
That has so got to find its way into the so-called single sentence story thread. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:46 am |
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blacksheep wrote: |
This does not sound pleasant. I wasn't sure if you were trying to show how awesome you are or trying to get some sympathy. |
Awesome, is riding my bike on an open road under a full blue sky. Sympathy, is what I like when I accidentally hurt myself. As this story is true, and quite funny, I still have this unpleasant memory burned into my brain.
Just happened to be the reason I chose my user name.
Besides, if you want to know how awesome I think I am, just ask me. I'm honest like that. |
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angusmactavish
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2004
Posts: 252
Location: Oglethorpe's colony Atlantic (GMT-5)
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:49 am |
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I'm pretty much a "straight baiter" and when I started wanted a character name that would seem to indicate I was thousands of miles away from my true location. Hence, Angus MacTavish. Plus, I do have a lot of Scottish Ancestors. (probably spinning in their graves). |
_________________ U BE MAGA U ARE VERY WICKED I MUST TELL AND STUPID - Charles Blaise
Listen, my contact with you in this transaction does not warrant you to insult my personality for any reason. - Godwin Luis
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:41 pm |
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Mr username is simply TXT speak for baiter (surprised no one beat me to it).
My avatar is courtesy of a ladette who wanted to tell me how great it was being baited by me. My alter ego over at ScamWarners has a similar lad provided avatar.
And my location comes from a couple of my Church bait lads who both managed misunderstand that they had to use Adobe Reader to view and print the church's application form. Instead they signed up to Adobe's newsletter and sent me the sign up email as proof that they were members of the church. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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katie_xoxo
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 02 Sep 2009
Posts: 2
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:57 pm |
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my name and, uhh, myself |
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Jay leno
train boi
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
Posts: 697
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:03 pm |
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@Katie_xoxo is your avatar a picture of you? (Im guessing it is )
Mines due to being reported by Fred Willy (Aids lad) to the Jay Leno show and the FBI and my reply "No anything but the Jay Leno show" made him go into size 48 red capitals mode. Saying I was found guilty and had to send him $48,000 by the account I accidently had Alan close down.
My avatar, I just LOL at it |
_________________
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Version2 of the Moneygram form courtesy of manbiteslion with a 9 digit MTCN
nope please do not worry abt me any more i quit - Barr Jimmy Tan
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED HELL.YOU HAVE A DISEASE AND YOU REFUSE TO CURE IT.THAT IS FREE VISA TO HELL.YOU JUST LIED AND DECEIVE, I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO FBI AND JAY LENO SHOW - Fred W1lly
Free Pastor Frank |
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bofh
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jun 2009
Posts: 30
Location: the wild south of germany
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Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:49 pm |
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Finally i get my a** her to write something
My name is inspired from the Bastard Operator From Hell as known from
www.theregister.co.uk I choose it due to my work, i deal with computer users every day. I like the idea of giving the lads real pain till they are fed up with what they are doing. I know that this might be an illusion.
btw i like krokettes too, but the mustard has to be really hot
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 am |
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I wanted a name that, if googled, would be of no help in tracking me. Just being careful... |
_________________ "YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTION. WHAT I SAY IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR."
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lil-whacka
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 03 Sep 2009
Posts: 13
Location: "germany"
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Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:16 pm |
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lil-whacka?
I have the hobby of full contact sword fighting and seem to be the smallest in the world, within that club.
thasts why
whacky
ps never used that name before |
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-C-
Account closed at users request
Joined: 08 Dec 2006
Posts: 660
Location: Preaching on behalf of all the oppressed goats
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Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:38 pm |
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Mine is just shortened form of my former one and my former one was meant to be temporary nickname, since I don't usually hang around any forums for longer than few weeks or maybe a month.
But for some reason the door I used to come in wasn't there anymore when I tried going back. The toilet's door was gone too and I still want to know who stole it.
So I was left wandering here doing nothing useful. Then I got to know some other poor unfortunate souls who shared my fate. And we started killing time by sending PMs back and forth about something called "baiting" or whatever. I picked a habit of signing my PMs as "-C-" for reasons still unknown to me.
After exactly two years of trying to find the exit (or the toilet's door, for that matter. I'll spare you from the details), I thought I might as well start using my signature as my username instead of my originally-meant-to-be-very-temporary-username. And here we are.
Somewhere along the way I got that avatar too. I call him Mr. Apple. I carved him myself once just because I thought an apple with a face and a candle inside would be amusing. Besides the candle helped me to actually see something in this damn darkness. Not the door, but still something.
So far I have managed to evade any custom titles. What can I say, you can't hit what you can't see and who can claim to have ever seen a ninja? Nyah, nyah ! |
_________________ x34, x16, x9+some
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso -> Lome, Togo
Joseph: Accra --> Lome. "IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND INTERNET OKAY."
"YOU WILL REGREAT INSULTIN ME. WATCH OUT AS THE TUNDER STROKES." -Idi.
"Hello", "Hello", "Are you a pineapple?" "Yes." -Phone conversation with a random lad now only known as "Mr. Pineapple". |
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