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re-act
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jul 2009
Posts: 47
Location: Europe
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:38 am |
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Hi,
Just thought I would share one of the laziest n°1 mails I ever received :
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| You have one million Pounds.Confirm this receipt by replying the due process unit officer:Fill the details: FullName,Address,Tel,Occupation,etc |
I swear it was sent as is, with no line break whatsoever. I think this is a high level of laziness! Of someone wants to have that guy do dome sport, I'll be happy to share his mail  |
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European Baiter. If you need a French-speaking character, do PM
Just send the payment for fees, ok? Just tell me where to send them, ok?
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:40 am |
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My one is shorter
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| I have bussines proposal for you |
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 Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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re-act
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Jul 2009
Posts: 47
Location: Europe
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:50 am |
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This is incredible. How can they seriously expect people to fall for that. And I know people fall for scams, but I really hope it's never for these low-level bad script ones.
But hey, no judgment of the victims, just making fun of the (small brained) lads. |
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European Baiter. If you need a French-speaking character, do PM
Just send the payment for fees, ok? Just tell me where to send them, ok?
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:59 am |
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You can't call it even a script ... 
But I should say, after I replied to him with my interest he sent long script... so ...
But I don't know, why he sent this short for the first?  |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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RayAdverb
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 May 2009
Posts: 298
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:18 pm |
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I wanna say that he did what most everyone is prone to do from time to time and hit the "Send" button too soon.... but aren't scripts usually cut and paste jobs from MS-Word? Windows won't paste only part of a block of text.
Maybe he was typing a script out and he did hit the Send button too soon. |
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"call back your money if there is and wait for a cock sucker to answer you. Your mannal/fraud will place you in jail as soon as you arrive." --Clement Morgan
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Diablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jun 2009
Posts: 355
Location: Heaven Don't Want Me and Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:24 pm |
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:25 pm |
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I've received opening letters with no body and a subject line that says nothing more than "14.6million USD".
EDIT: Bah! Diablo beat me to it. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:52 pm |
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This one had me going "huh?":
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Rep me
Assit to claim $18.5m |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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El Sid
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:56 pm |
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^ This must be one of those 'Friday afternoon' scams, you know the ones? Its been a long week in the cafe, weekends coming up, no money to spend, etc... |
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http:// mar mighty industries. webs. com/ (leave your baiter/catcher address in the guestbook)
Martin Shen: "I am convinced that you will not betray me immediately.."
Mansa Musa Kamara: "...you resemble the son a one pussy sucker and I think my guess is right. Yes, your name is bastard...the problem now is that no one knows if the gods will accept your blood for a sacrifice. Bastard you are and bastard will you remain..."
S0L0M0N Bo@tang: "Thanks for your response. The content is painstakingly understood." - yeahh lad-pain!! |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:01 pm |
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| ^ This must be one of those 'Friday afternoon' scams, you know the ones? Its been a long week in the cafe, weekends coming up, no money to spend, etc... |
Do you mean, they don't have much time to write long script?
Isn't script just copypasta, duh? |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:04 pm |
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Some Lads have no script and no idea - just email addresses and a desire to make money the way they see others do it. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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El Sid
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Apr 2009
Posts: 351
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:14 pm |
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| Do you mean, they don't have much time to write long script? |
I mean they are a pack of lazy c**ts  |
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http:// mar mighty industries. webs. com/ (leave your baiter/catcher address in the guestbook)
Martin Shen: "I am convinced that you will not betray me immediately.."
Mansa Musa Kamara: "...you resemble the son a one pussy sucker and I think my guess is right. Yes, your name is bastard...the problem now is that no one knows if the gods will accept your blood for a sacrifice. Bastard you are and bastard will you remain..."
S0L0M0N Bo@tang: "Thanks for your response. The content is painstakingly understood." - yeahh lad-pain!! |
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Diablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jun 2009
Posts: 355
Location: Heaven Don't Want Me and Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:16 pm |
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| Some Lads have no script and no idea - just email addresses and a desire to make money the way they see others do it. |
If that theory is correct, they will be excellent lad's for people who go for their first scambait |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:27 pm |
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I've been getting ones that just say "You won. See attachment". |
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hoorah
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
Posts: 209
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:31 pm |
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I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these really short ones have attachments that have been filtered out by ISPs, leaving very little of the original message. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:32 pm |
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| I've been getting ones that just say "You won. See attachment". |
Yeah, that is quite common last few weeks, even months... Maybe this is way how to pass through phising and spam filters.... |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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