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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi,

Just thought I would share one of the laziest n°1 mails I ever received :

Quote:
You have one million Pounds.Confirm this receipt by replying the due process unit officer:Fill the details: FullName,Address,Tel,Occupation,etc


I swear it was sent as is, with no line break whatsoever. I think this is a high level of laziness! Of someone wants to have that guy do dome sport, I'll be happy to share his mail Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My one is shorter
Quote:
I have bussines proposal for you

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is incredible. How can they seriously expect people to fall for that. And I know people fall for scams, but I really hope it's never for these low-level bad script ones.

But hey, no judgment of the victims, just making fun of the (small brained) lads.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You can't call it even a script ... Very Happy
But I should say, after I replied to him with my interest he sent long script... so ...

But I don't know, why he sent this short for the first? Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wanna say that he did what most everyone is prone to do from time to time and hit the "Send" button too soon.... but aren't scripts usually cut and paste jobs from MS-Word? Windows won't paste only part of a block of text.

Maybe he was typing a script out and he did hit the Send button too soon.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I go one that was even shorter

The Subject is: GET BACK TO ME
the body is empty ...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=170667&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've received opening letters with no body and a subject line that says nothing more than "14.6million USD".



EDIT: Bah! Diablo beat me to it.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This one had me going "huh?":

Quote:
Rep me
Assit to claim $18.5m

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ This must be one of those 'Friday afternoon' scams, you know the ones? Its been a long week in the cafe, weekends coming up, no money to spend, etc...

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

El Sid wrote:
^ This must be one of those 'Friday afternoon' scams, you know the ones? Its been a long week in the cafe, weekends coming up, no money to spend, etc...

Do you mean, they don't have much time to write long script?
Isn't script just copypasta, duh?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some Lads have no script and no idea - just email addresses and a desire to make money the way they see others do it.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mortal wrote:
Do you mean, they don't have much time to write long script?

I mean they are a pack of lazy c**ts Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yastreb wrote:
Some Lads have no script and no idea - just email addresses and a desire to make money the way they see others do it.


If that theory is correct, they will be excellent lad's for people who go for their first scambait

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been getting ones that just say "You won. See attachment".
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these really short ones have attachments that have been filtered out by ISPs, leaving very little of the original message.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ScammedOut wrote:
I've been getting ones that just say "You won. See attachment".

Yeah, that is quite common last few weeks, even months... Maybe this is way how to pass through phising and spam filters....

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