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Badgerbait
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A little slap on the wrist from my lad...

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E-mail : [email protected]
[email protected]

Tel: +44 702 x06 9x50
Fax: +44 870 x95 4x07

Our Ref: 5464K2/71 Date: 25th August,2009.

Request Application For probate Order of Late Jur6en Kru66er's Inheritance.

ATTENTION: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

E-mail received and noted that you claim to have made payment to a certain Mr. G0mer to which I have no reason to disprove your claim.

However, was the account details I supplied you in anyway related to that of Mr. G0mer, because if you have forgotten, I am sure I still have the full details of that account and its beneficiary. Now, if as you claim you are in charge of your faculties how come it has been awfully difficult for it to register in your brain that we have no employee here at the Chancery by the name of G0mer? Please, like I said and maintain here you did not send any money across to us because we never gave you any account pertaining to anyone by the name G0mer.Besides, the amount you were asked to pay was never 10,000 USD but rather 1500 GBP or 2,950 USD which is its equivalent over there in your country.

For someone in charge of his faculties, it is a shame to be instructed to do something and then he goes outrightly wrong. I assume that you made payment as you claim because you said so, so I want you to also realize you sent that payment to the wrong person without doubt. If you desire to have your funds then go on and follow my instructions regarding payment for the probate fee otherwise you can jolly well kiss the funds goodbye.

Yours truly,
[email protected] PETERS,
Probate Registry Department,
Chanc3ry D1vision,
Justice Ministry,London
United Kingdom.



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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as you claim you are in charge of your faculties how come it has been awfully difficult for it to register in your brain


Ooooh, that really hurts! Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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otherwise you can jolly well kiss the funds goodbye


I'm going to start saying that to my lads Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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it is a shame to be instructed to do something and then he goes outrightly wrong
Nothing like that ever happens around here. Laughing

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1500 GBP or 2,950 USD which is its equivalent over there in your country.
Lad math. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe a little note of thanks from Chairman G0mer might help soothe his hurt feelings. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you are very much in charge of your faculties. Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Or say that you had a faculty meeting and everyone was present except Mr. G0mer.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my current Lads is named Gume1 - seems tailor-made for a dollar chop.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The chaiman has sent his thanks for the $10000. Waiting for the insults to flow!

@Yastreb - is that an offer of teaming up on this guy? I am getting the feeling he is at wits end with me. Let me give him a little slack before reeling again.

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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Closed lad accounts x12 Goat Easter Egg Mortar x3 x4 Elite Ninja Team Member

We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>

I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
-Hamlet, scene iv

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Besides, the amount you were asked to pay was never 10,000 USD but rather 1500 GBP or 2,950 USD which is its equivalent over there in your country.

The mugu left $7,000+ on the table. It was freely available to him but now Mr. G0mer has chopped it. The Chairman is good at that. Very Happy Very Happy

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"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
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