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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:03 pm |
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Now that the Rev and I have forgotten all about the money and decided we are in love, he sent me a hokey questionaire - probably lifted from some dating site - asked me to fill it out, then sent his answers. WARNING: The Romantic Evening may induce nausea!
Take note of the kind of people he really dislikes.
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What things can't you stand?
i really cannot stand liars,Cheats,Thieves,dishonest people and everything bad..
Describe a romantic evening:
My idea of a perfect evening out would start with a picnic on a beach
overlooking the ocean.. Dinner would consist of a variety of finger
foods that we could feed to each other as sit closely together and
watch the waves roll in.
After we would eat, we would watch the sun
set, wrapped in each others arms. Snuggling, we would then talk about
whatever we felt like talking about or just enjoy the warmth of each
other's arms as the stars one by one would fill the night sky.
The radio would be playing softly, of course tuned into a love songs only station. When our favorite song would start to play on the radio, we
would dance slowly under the stars, holding each other tightly.
Letting the words of the song speak to each other's heart, we would
begin to give into our passion. And then under the stars, with the
sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well,
being romantic yourself, I'm sure that you can figure out what would
happen next all on your own...lol |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:08 pm |
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And then under the stars, with the
sound of the gentle waves caressing the shore, we would ... well,
being romantic yourself, I'm sure that you can figure out what would
happen next all on your own |
No you can't. Tell him you're a virgin and you don't have the faintest idea. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:53 pm |
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blacksheep
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Posts: 144
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:18 pm |
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Much more romantic than my perverted lad. You should hear HIS idea of a romantic evening. |
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:02 pm |
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@ blacksheep: Oh, do tell!
Is it too soon to tell 1an about my rape fantasies? Unfortunately I can't pretend I'm a virgin since the empty-headed Yur@ Dyck is a widow lady.
Rev 1an is quite prolific - 72 book-length emails so far and no end in sight. I think I hear the sound of wedding bells- after he gets rid of the wife and kids of course.
At least he has good self-esteem:
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If you could be anything you wanted, what would you be?
1an: Who I am right now.. honest, dependable and too generous... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:54 pm |
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Or maybe tell him that the ideal evening involves him tied down naked and you in black leather and stiletto heels, carrying a whip - did you mention how your husband died? |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:50 pm |
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I think there can be no romantic evening whatsoever without some woshipping. Of course this can't be done without any bread and fish, never mind the worshipping cucumbers. |
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the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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devil_woman
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Mar 2009
Posts: 3382
Location: Anywhere
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Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:42 pm |
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tied down naked and you in black leather and stiletto heels, carrying a whip |
Lessons can be given |
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