His parents must have hated him

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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:35 pm

I've a long running bait here with this lad and every which way of sending him money has failed (surprise, surprise) so I thought that I'd introduce him to one of our wonderfully reliable courier companies. But of course they need a delivery address and name so I asked him and got this by reply.

All I can say if that his parents must have really, really hated him...

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Dear ,

Good day to you my good friend how is everything with you I hope all is well with you and the family.

In regards to your suggestion I believe that is a good ideal put the money and the printed papers in a parcel envelope, I will like you to please send the parcel as fast delivery within the next 48hours via DHL or FedEx Courier service as soon as that is done please send me the parcel tracking details so that I know when it will arrive here, you are to send the money in Great British Pounds, pleases mike sure it is well sealed so that know bloody we know what is inside,

This is the information you are to use to send it truth courier service,

Receiver Name: Divine Jumbo

Country: Ghana

City: Accra

There is know need for bank address, as soon as the envelope get to Ghana Accra I we send one of my worker to go to the office and pick it up. All you need to do is that as soon as that as being done just send me the parcel tracking details with this I we know were to get it pick this is our we do it in our country.

I hope to hear from you soon bye now and remain bless

And yes it came enlarged and in red in the original.. .and he did say "remain bless" Wink

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:56 pm

He also said

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so that know bloody we know what is inside,

Poor guy, he got sunshine.

ps I first read the thread title as

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His parents must have baited him

which may be true, come to think of it.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:32 am

sunshine,

I thought you were color-blind, especially with regard to red.

Perhaps you might misread that name as Spavined Dumbo -- he should still be able to collect the payment..... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:37 am

^^^ actually horses can see in colour but not very well in the blue range.

I was going to send the parcel to "Divine Dumbo" - sorry all this talk of elephants has got me confused. Oh and I'm sending it to UBA's Accra office too (silly lad should have given me an address)

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