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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it's Cammy. You wouldn't expect otherwise...

The lawyer Lad had been arguing with Cammy in a rapid exchange of emails, so things were taken to chat, as follows:

8:57 PM me: I'm here.
8:58 PM Lawyer Lad: ok
me: And...?
Lawyer Lad: I said you should pay what ever amount you wissh
8:59 PM me: Seriously?
Lawyer Lad: yes
9:00 PM for the death certificate
9:01 PM me: Now tell me this - was that a serious suggestion - the 800 euros I mean?
9:03 PM Lawyer Lad: You are to pay any amount you wish for the death certificate only
How much are you paying for the death certificare?
me: That's not what I asked.
Lawyer Lad: what do you mean?
9:04 PM We are just doing you a favor because it is above that
9:05 PM me: I was asking - pay attention, please - if you were 100% serious about that 800 euro fee at the start.
As in, does everyone pay that amount for a death certificate?
Lawyer Lad: Yes
me: Including locals.
9:06 PM Lawyer Lad: No
locals are different
me: Oh really? How much do they pay?
9:07 PM Lawyer Lad: They pay 150 - 200 Euro
me: FUCK ME! That's about a third of the average wage over there!
9:08 PM How do you justify that?
9:09 PM Lawyer Lad: International is 300 -400 but this is a deceased that died long ago
9:10 PM me: What in the name of Asatru does the time since death have anything to do with the price?
Lawyer Lad: This is from the federal Ministry of health
9:11 PM me: You didn't answer my question!
9:13 PM Lawyer Lad: That is the price which the Ministry of health gave us
9:14 PM for us not to argur over this, pay any amount you wish argue
me: Also - "this is a deceased that died long ago" - BULLCRAP! He died in 2005! Since when is four years "long ago?"
9:15 PM That ministry is run by fucking crooks and you're not helping matters!
Lawyer Lad: It is ok Ms
me: How is it OK!?!
Lawyer Lad: Just do as I told you
9:16 PM me: If I'd done that at the start I'd have been fucking well cheated! Different rates for foreigners is racist crap!
9:17 PM Lawyer Lad: I have heard you
me: And?
Lawyer Lad: as you can see, I am very busy and i have other case to attend to
9:20 PM Tell me how you wish to pay for the death certificate
9:22 PM me: I'm not. Like I said, I'm willing to pay for the other certificates and your fee. Since they're probably padded out to Hel and back, you can pay for the death certificate and still come out ahead. Yay!
9:23 PM Lawyer Lad: What you pay for is what we will get for you
9:24 PM We are not running charity organisation
If you don't pay anything for the death certificate, we will not procure the death certificate
9:27 PM me: No, you're running a racist organisation that tries to rip off foreigners.
Lawyer Lad: You are wrong
me: I'll pay what a Burkina Faso citizen would pay over here - $45.
9:28 PM How wrong? You admitted that your country has different rules for foreigners!
Lawyer Lad: ok
go ahead and pay it
9:29 PM me: And will you get the certificate for $45?
9:30 PM I notice you didn't really deny what I said.
Lawyer Lad: I said, go ahead and pay
we will do our best to get the certificates ready
me: Fine. Send me an invoice and a bank account to pay it to.
9:31 PM Lawyer Lad: send it through western union or money gramm
me: No. Send me an invoice and a bank account to pay it to.
Lawyer Lad: with information given in the attached document
9:32 PM me: Not good enough.
Lawyer Lad: do as we said
me: No. Send me an invoice and a bank account to pay it to.
Lawyer Lad: send it through western union
me: No. Send me an invoice and a bank account to pay it to.
Lawyer Lad: don't you have western union in your country?
me: Yes. But I'm not going to use it.
9:33 PM Lawyer Lad: why?
me: Why the fuck should I?
Lawyer Lad: because we said you should use western union or money gramm
9:34 PM me: So you did. But I'm not going to.
Send me an invoice and a bank account to pay it to.
Lawyer Lad: Ok
You have to use western union or we will not do anything
do you forbids western union? answer me
9:35 PM me: Have you forgotten that I'm the client and YOU work for ME?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?
YOU DO NOT GIVE ME ORDERS!
9:36 PM Lawyer Lad: but we insist that you use western union
me: Insist all you like - I ain't doing it.
BTW - "we"?
Lawyer Lad: then, we will not work for you
9:37 PM this is a chamber
me: Your loss then.
Man, you ain't a lawyer's butthole, buddy.
9:38 PM Lawyer Lad: my chamber will not work for you
me: I heard you the first time, bonehead.
Lawyer Lad: forget about the procurement if you don't send the money
me: I will send the money. My way.
9:39 PM Lawyer Lad: send it your way so, I am waiting
me: Well... for that I need an invoice and a bank account to pay it to.
9:40 PM Lawyer Lad: You have been given the information to pay it use it and send it. simple
me: Look - I am paying you. So you don't tell me how to do that.
And why the fuck do you have such a hardon for Western Union?
9:41 PM Lawyer Lad: Yes, but I am telling you how to pay me
me: And I'm ignoring you. You don't have the right to set conditions like that.
Lawyer Lad: hope you don't expect me to answer that
why don't you want to send it through western union?
9:42 PM me: Well, yeah, I would like to know why it's so important to use WU.
Lawyer Lad: I would also like to know why it is so important to use Account?
9:44 PM me: Because it's how I've paid lawyers in the past. It's how I pay just about every other fee. I have never - NEVER - met up with any professional who wanted to be paid via Western Union. I get my modelling fees paid to my account - not sent to Western Union.
Lawyer Lad: It is because WU is the fastest way to send and recieved money from any part of the world
9:45 PM me: So what?
Why the fuck can't you be like everyone else?
Lawyer Lad: and why can't you be like everyother client that pays through the fastest way
9:46 PM me: Because I'm not some speed freak and I intend to pay the way I'm used to, that's guaranteed to be safe. WU isn't.
9:47 PM And every other client pays via WU? How many foreign clients do you have?
Lawyer Lad: all our clients do pay and we instruct them
9:48 PM It is against my profession to discuss such issues
me: I would have thought that most of your work would be via locals... who wouldn't need to use WU because they're like, right there!
Lawyer Lad: yes
9:49 PM me: So... very few of your clients would need to use WU.
Lawyer Lad: yes
9:50 PM me: That doesn't add up.
Lawyer Lad: So Ms , if you don't know how to use western union, I will tell you
When some don't know how to use something, he ask to know
9:51 PM Just tell me that you don't know how to send money using western union and i will agree with you
me: Why do you assume that I don't know how to use WU?
9:53 PM Lawyer Lad: because you wouldn't have argue so much when I ask you to send the money through western union
9:54 PM me: Does that mean that you don't have a bank account?
9:55 PM Lawyer Lad: I have
me: Then why can't I send the fee to that?
Lawyer Lad: I insist you send it through western union because it is fast
9:56 PM account do take days
me: WHY IS SPEED SO FUCKING IMPORTANT?
9:57 PM Lawyer Lad: I have so many cases in my desk and I want to finish them up on time
other cases are still coming up
9:58 PM So, I don't have much time to spend in a particular case
me: So... what the fuck does that have to do with me paying? Fuck me - you should be rolling in dosh! All those cases should be keeping you well lubed up!
9:59 PM Lawyer Lad: If you send the money today through western union, the documents will be ready into days time
me: Time isn't an issue, so stop going on about it.
Lawyer Lad: it is
me: Since when?
10:00 PM Lawyer Lad: I have a appointment to catch in the next 30 minutes
me: Well, that's your problem, not mine!
10:01 PM Lawyer Lad: So, be fast to conclude with this
me: Like I said, time's no hassle for me. Give me an invoice and an account to send the fee to.
10:02 PM Lawyer Lad: I don't have time to discussed this further
me: I don't have to be fast. Stop jabbering on about it! Just because you keep saying it doesn't make it true.
Hey, I could go on if you want.
Lawyer Lad: send it through western union and that is final
me: Ain't going to happen. Clear?
10:03 PM Lawyer Lad: Go on and send it throught western union. that is what I want
10:04 PM me: Ain't going to happen. Clear?
Lawyer Lad: then, I drop your case
I will close your file. simple
10:05 PM me: Like I said - your loss, and for what? Just because you can't get your way. Freyja's tears - you're like some two-year-old.
Lawyer Lad: You are so rude and it is bad
10:06 PM just take this adviec and live with it
me: Hey, it's the Asatruar way - speak your mind and leave no room for ambiguity.
Lawyer Lad: always follow simple instruction when ever you are being instructed to do anything
me: Besides, AJ loves it when I talk dirty.
10:07 PM Lawyer Lad: it is bad
no every one tolerates that
me: When someone gives me simple instructions to do something totally fucked, I won't do it. Simple as.
10:08 PM Lawyer Lad: Then, I rest my case
me: If you don't like the way I speak, then deal with it.
It's a very stupid case.
Lawyer Lad: do send the money through western union when ever you are ready
me: Ain't going to happen. Clear?
Lawyer Lad: I have to go and attend to other cases now
10:09 PM when you agree to send it through western union, do get back to me
me: Sure you are. Meantime, I think I'll join AJ in the hot tub and then have sex.
And the WU thing?
Ain't going to happen. Clear?
10:10 PM Lawyer Lad: I will resend you infor you need to send the money throught western union when ever you are ready
me: Ain't going to happen. Clear?
Lawyer Lad: and want this chamber to work for you
so, bye
me: CYA
I'll expect the invoice and the bank account info in time.
10:11 PM Lawyer Lad: i am not sending you any of that
simple
me: We'll see.
Lawyer Lad: Ok
bye
me: CYA.
10:12 PM Would you just get this done and dusted?
10:13 PM Lawyer Lad: I can't watch you giveme orders all because of how much you want to send for the service we are to render
me: I'm the client. I give you orders. It's never been the other way around.
10:14 PM Lawyer Lad: you don't give a lawyer order ok?
me: Why not? I pay the bills, the lawyer does what he's told.
10:15 PM Or at least, a sane lawyer. I'm not sure that I'm chatting with one who's playing with a full deck.
Lawyer Lad: at first, you contacted me and told me what you want me to do for you and I agree to do that
10:16 PM now, I have told you what you need to do in getting what you want done
me: Irrelevant. It doesn't change a thing.
Lawyer Lad: it does
10:17 PM So, try to follow orders and when it come to a legitmate issue
me: I agree to pay you for services. I'm not obliged to pay you in the way you want it. If you wanted to be paid by pigeon-post, I wouldn't do it. And you don't give me orders.
10:18 PM I made that clear a while back. Lots of times.
10:19 PM Lawyer Lad: lawyer told clients what they need to do to justify their cases
and they do it
why is yours different?
10:20 PM me: How do you give orders to your clients?
What about?
Lawyer Lad: well, when you are ready to send the money through western union, you have my contact information and you know what to do
10:21 PM me: Ain't going to happen. Clear?
Lawyer Lad: send the money with the information I gave in the attached document and that is final
bye
me: Ain't going to happen. Clear?
CYA

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing

That was beautiful.

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you ain't a lawyer's butthole, buddy.


My favorite part.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's a bossy little twerp, isn't he?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ He's nothing compared to Cammy. I think I saw " Send me an invoice and a bank account to pay it to. " about 10 times. rofl

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Yastreb clapping clapping

I hope you can afford to pay the lawyer's fee for 1.5 hrs chat time. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Blacksheep; Cammy is stubborn, vain, and a self-confessed spoiled brat... yet loveable.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You should have offered money gram!!! (And a fake cert!) and send it to him about one town away! Make him walk to it!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This was sent to me today while I was offline:

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ATTN/ MS
NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU ARE ONLINE
7:51 PM Do let me know if you have send the money.


Guess what my reply is going to be?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After a brief email flurry, in which the Lad showed his steel by supplying a bank account, and Cammy demanded an invoice, a new chat ensued...

10:54 PM Lawyer Lad: How much do you intend to pay for the death certificate?
10:55 PM me: Hey! I was just about to chat with my brother and you broke in.
10:56 PM If it's not too much trouble, you can leave me alone right now.
Lawyer Lad: I am about to send you the invoice
so, tell me the amount you intend to pay?
10:58 PM me: My brother is fighting in Afghanistan and I want to chat with him, not you. Get lost! We can dicker about this later.
Lawyer Lad: just to tell me the amount only
me: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!1111
Lawyer Lad: I will not be able to talk about this today again
10:59 PM ok
me: Then tomorrow! Just piss off!
Lawyer Lad: I will fill in any amount I wish
is that ok by you?
11:00 PM me: NO! NOW FUCK OFF AND LET ME CHAT WITH MY BROTHER! HE'S FIGHTING TERRORISTS AND YOU JUST WANT TO PISSFART AROUND!
Lawyer Lad: I am the terrorist?
11:01 PM You have always been hard and rude
it is too bad of you
me: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
GO! JUST GO!
Lawyer Lad: I will fill in 100 Euro
11:05 PM I have just send you the invoice
11:06 PM me: I'll look at it tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL I love Cammy.

How long have you had this guy hooked? If I talked to my lads like that I doubt they would stick around for long. Laughing

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