Why do they hate goats?

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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:45 pm

I had a lad who was a bit lazy and after just one slap he devolved into an angry monster, launching into a lengthy rant (he is shaken to pieces, it must have taken him a good half an hour to craft the rant and I bet he's still fuming about it) wherein he said that he would print the story in his nationwide newspaper(fake). He also said "you are the
drunkard and a son of an unwanted and castrated goat sheltered under muddy closet!."
first, what does that mean?
Second, why do they hate goats so much? I had some as a kid on the farm, they're pretty neat creatures.
Also, I'd like to note that I retorted that he is worse, as he is the rectum of said goat. Waiting for his response

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:15 pm

I may be taking a few liberties with the superlatives here, but I think he is essentially saying that he enjoyed the time you two shared and he would like you to bait him again from a new account. Wink

I don't think they hate goats, but I guess it depends on who is doing the cooking.

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 144

I can not WAIT to get my first angry lad rant. That was a good one.

Not all Nigerians hate goats.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:17 pm

I don't think that they hate goats per se, they just think it is an insult to be called one. It's all along the same lines as calling someone a dog, pig, rat, snake etc.

I've often seen lad insults compared to the scene where the French were insulting King Arthur in "Monty Python and The Holy Grail". While it might not make much sense to the insultee, it's well understood by the insulter. Laughing

Edit> beaten to it.

419Eater is my life Joined: 30 May 2009 Posts: 298

I'm actually terrified of goats for some reason. I was at the state fair a few weeks ago. I walked through one of the livestock tents, (very carefully, on account of the massive amounts of poop on the floor) and when I came out the end, saw some goats standing there. I got real uneasy and just had to get out of there ASAP.

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:59 pm

^^^

obligatory.

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 144

^^ That made me LMAO

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:47 pm

Goats or sheep have landed lads in trouble in the past. If you've not seen it take a look at this Nurse Nasty thread....NSFW

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=148602&highlight=goat

It's BAA-AAAD!! Embarassed

419Eater is my life Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 351

JeffQuiggli0 wrote:

Second, why do they hate goats so much?

Is it because they don't look at the lad when they make love?

Is that the right answer? ....just throwing it out there...

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:58 pm

JeffQuiggli0 wrote:

... a lengthy rant (he is shaken to pieces, it must have taken him a good half an hour to craft the rant and I bet he's still fuming about it) ...

That is fantastic baiting JeffQ. That is half an hour he didn't spend on a real victim. Maybe you can get him to tell you about goats and or his experience with them.

I have actually raised goats. They are useful for many things (get your mind out of the gutter). Meat, Milk, Hides and Fir, Fertalizer. They make good weed eaters. They are prolific breeders (usually twins).

If they are "intact" the males smell horribly.

If you get your lad to talk about goats, your bait might last longer than a couple of good insult exchanges. I'm just saying...

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:09 am

If you can get your lad to stop sending insults when he hears the word "goat" you can try to get him to do this

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=121484&highlight=goat+rental+agency

It's an upcoming business venture that needs more willing businessmen involved.

Goat rentals! What a brilliant idea!, Troubles with pesky arguments over ownership? Let the LADS Goat Rental Agency help you! All goats Certified!

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:55 am

Actually, I have gotten pretty far with him. I threw him completely off script, which was surprisingly easy to do. And to make matters worse for him, he has no idea that I'm baiting him with another character, who is taking things slower based on what I learned the first time. This should be fun.
I'm also killing his site, if the hoster will respond to my emails.

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:00 am

El Sid wrote:

Is it because they don't look at the lad when they make love?

Yes. Yes that is why.

But then again, it's probably a good thing.

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 May 2006 Posts: 1693

Any chance that you could share the site before going on a site killing crusade? You never know the fellow may be a hard working chap trying to better himself Very Happy

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I'm also killing his site, if the hoster will respond to my emails

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:00 pm

^^ it's on aa419

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:56 pm

Lads love goats... Really! In Nigeria and other parts of West Africa, they are even prepared to go abroad to study the habits of these fascinating and loveable beasts more closely:

Ms. Sophie Vindalou, the course administrator, will be happy to accept further applications from interested lads.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:17 am

Yes, lads do love goats, as evidenced by this general knowledge question.

Q. How do lads practice safe sex.
A. They spray paint a red X on the backs of the goats that kick.

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:12 am

@Tigbitties

As far as goats go that one's actually quite purdy Smile

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:28 am

Ive been told I was the son of a goat. Little do they know I dont take offense...I think goats are awesome

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:42 am

@ thomas-the-tank

How many students have enrolled? Did any pay their fees?

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:04 am

The Course in Caprinology was invented for one lad, who travelled at his own expense all the way from the middle of Nigeria to Cote d'Ivoire. It's all to do with the goat rental scheme we were setting up together.

While there, the lad got mugged, and discovered that the phone number and address for the Institute were those of the Prime Minister's Residence. He went to the Ministry of Agriculture there, and got them to phone the number!

More in my posts in this topic (page 2 onwards): http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133674

But it may be time to re-open the course for any other interested lads. Maybe I should see if GoDaddy offer C d'I domain names...