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Mortal
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, my lad is really, really lazy.
I believe this is the shortest script ever

Quote:
I have a good proposal for you

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sunshine
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A fun thing that I'm trying out is what I'm calling "sparse baiting" - basically seeing how long I can keep a lad on the hook by only writing back a single sentence of 10 words or fewer.

You might want to try that on this lad Smile

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N N N
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

10 words? VERBOSE!

Send "and?"
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pocket_fisherman
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lol, my catch account got the same thing. in fact in the last 24 hours ive gotten 5 emails all saying that or youve won xxxx, please reply with your name, address and phone numbers.

what lazy ass lad thinks hes getting my attention.

but then again, if its too long i dont feel like reading it.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

pocket_fisherman wrote:
but then again, if its too long i dont feel like reading it.


I hardly ever read them. They are usually so boring that I just don't want to waste my time. What I hate most, are all those banks, and barristers and business proposals. I wouldn't mind, if they all used the same format that Mortal received. Very Happy

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pocket_fisherman
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you know what. i think i just decided that i have to do a lolcat bait.

should fall in nicely with sunshines 10 words or less deal.
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sunshine
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Here's one I prepared earlier: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=158047&highlight=lolcat

Feel free to steal

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CarlisleNinnymuggins
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ZOMG, just when I thought I'd escaped the horror of the LOLCAT BAIT... You drag me back in...

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jose_cuervo
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Someone here recently posted about replying to lads using only one word, ie - "what?" etc. It really irritated his lad. I can't remember who it was though. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ hehehe, that is a good one. Going to try that as well on some fresh lads in my catcher Twisted Evil

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A minimalist scam letter -

Quote:
Attn: Sir, *
A Cash Payment of USD$35.4 Million Dollars was issued on your name. Your
transferring details requires for delivery. Thanks.
*Regards,
SNS Bank, 11/08/09.*


- got a minimalist answer:

Quote:
Say what?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And it continues! (Lad in italics)

Quote:
Thanks for your quick response and the contents well understood. SNS Bank in association with I.M.F (international Monetary Fund) recently held email lottery which you are successfully won. Based on that, your transferring details were required to effect your transfer. Thanks for your sound understandings. Your urgent response will be highly rated.


Quote:
I won a lottery? WTF?


Quote:
Yes you did. So without further delay comply as requested. Congratulations.


Quote:
Which lottery and when?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the OK modality.

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