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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line..


Why just women? Is the article suggesting that women 'talking' can induce a heart attack? Wink


Nah.. It's because women are more likely to experience a heart attack with atypical (as opposed to the typical left-arm hurting) symptoms than men are...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Who the hell eats lard in a sandwhich?


People fond of lard, obviously. Wink

ETA quote.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To me "warm beer" means the refrigerator is broken.And I saw nothing in there about the health benefits of beef jerky and Slim Jims.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

doc holliday wrote:
And I saw nothing in there about the health benefits of beef jerky and Slim Jims.


They only provide health benefits if you eat them in conjunction with room-temperature beer, with your left eye closed, and while hopping on one foot. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I drank to much warm beer, I am seeing dancing veggies and fruit. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and I have eaten too many bananas, sis! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Master of Puppets wrote:
Ms Mockinatrix wrote:
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Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line..


Why just women? Is the article suggesting that women 'talking' can induce a heart attack? Wink


Nah.. It's because women are more likely to experience a heart attack with atypical (as opposed to the typical left-arm hurting) symptoms than men are...


And, women are less likely to seek medical assistance when experiencing sypmtoms of a heart attack. Many women still consider heart attacks "a man problem".

That's why they are encouraged to seek medical attention and to be aware of other symptoms.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My cousin had a heart attack without even knowing it.
She just thought she was "run down"
It was picked up on a health check

Anyway the good news is eating chocolate is good for you
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There are studies that say something is good for you, and there are studies that say the very same thing is bad for you. Depends on who funded the study.

If you dig deep enough, you could probably find enough studies to "prove" that everything you eat, or drink, or breathe, or touch causes cancer. Wink

To quote Tom Lehrer, "Don't drink the water, and don't breathe the air."

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^

Before even reaching your post, I was thinking of posting something similar.

Countless times in the newspaper, they say red wine is good for you, it prevents cancer. 6 months later, a new study reveals red wine GIVES you cancer.

Same with coffee. With chocolate. So contradictory. I eat whatever the hell I like, and if it means croaking it 5 years before the slimfast, gym going, prune eating vegetarian, I can at least say I died happy.

I suspect that if going to the gym thrice a week, every week of your life, from say age 20 to 50, and we will go with an assumed figure that it will add 5 years to your life, I bet all those gym sessions will actually total that 5 years that gets tacked on the end.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Blacksheep wrote:
Who the hell eats lard in a sandwhich?

Lardy cake! - delicious, and almost as good for you as pork scratchings
http://www.hub-uk.com/tallyrecip03/recipe0117.htm
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Lardy cake is about lard, lard, lard!


^^@craig - I saw a study that said exactly that (about the time gained equalling the time spent in the gym). I don't care if it's not true, I'm quoting that one to all and sundry.

BTW chopping your testicles off adds 13 years to your life and prevents baldness - now who's the health freak that's going to follow that gem of advice?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When I envision a lard sandwhich I see a big scoop of vaseline smooshed between two pieces of bread.
I didn't know it was possible to eat lard unless it was cooked into something. I guess you learn something new every day! Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's all in our jeans! Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^I'd love to be in yours Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi irish! Very Happy

Not much room there. Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona wrote:
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Corona wrote:
It's all in our jeans


For some reason, reading this thread has really turned me on! Wink
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