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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:28 am

Follow up from this thread,
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159271&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

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EATING FRUITS .......
It's long but VERY INFORMATIVE!

We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat.
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What is the correct way of eating fruits?

IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.

FRUIT IS THE MOST=2 0IMPORTANT FOOD. Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so.

In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.
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So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining - every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet etc - actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat!
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Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will not happen if you take fruits on a n empty stomach.

There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are =2 0 acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.

When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all =2 0 the vitamins.

But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look!
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KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away?20Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, =2 0 blood vessel-clogging free radicals.

ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer.

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WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.

GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes.

Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can you believe this? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, t he cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup,warm water or warm beer after a meal.

A 20 serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack . Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive...

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

Read this..It could save your life!!

Didn't say a darn thing about the banana. Surprised

Oh well, eat one! Dancing Banana

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:55 am

Corona wrote:

Didn't say a darn thing about the banana. Surprised

Oh well, eat one! Dancing Banana

you be surpriced Shocked

http://www.srikumar.com/Medicine/bananas_for_good_health.htm

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:15 am

the Official Eater Health Nurse wrote:

warm beer

You have got to be joking Shocked

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:39 am

why put this:

Quote:

Read this..It could save your life!!

at the bottom?

EDIT: Come to think of it, it might've been a good move, that was the only part I actually read...

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:25 am

irishemigrant wrote:

the Official Eater Health Nurse wrote:

warm beer

You have got to be joking Shocked

Warm beer means room temperature, as against chilled. Us Brits don't heat it up. You lose some of the flavour by chilling heavier beers.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:33 am

To me "Warm Beer" means Real Ale, hand pumped, room temperature (or thereabouts). Not that frozen, tastless, gasseous, chemical stuff that kills the few brain cells that drinkers of it still have. beers!

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:09 pm

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Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line..

Why just women? Is the article suggesting that women 'talking' can induce a heart attack? Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Why do we not belive scammers, but allow this crap to sully our little board?

I'm embarassed that this little nugget is in there:

Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can you believe this? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, t he cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup,warm water or warm beer after a meal.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/coldwater.asp

Why I ask, did Corona even bother posting this drivel?

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:40 pm

^^ perhaps she intended us to rip it apart Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I hope so. I'm drinking an ice cold glass of water right now, AND a lard sandwich to protest.

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:45 pm

Tastysnack - nominative determinism (did I spell that right?)

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

No, more like "Wife's Nickname for Me" Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:09 pm

what 'lard sandwich' Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:31 pm

*cough* bullshit *cough*

http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/fruit.asp

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:09 pm

You can all bite me! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Apr 2009 Posts: 166

Are there any proposed health benifits in that? Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:37 pm

Probably, if you could! Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:22 pm

What is the name of the person I need to send the MG receipt to?

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:53 am

Corona Light! Laughing

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Dearest Corona , it is obvious that some of these people don't care about their health.
However, I am delighted to have information on how to keep staying alive.
Did you ever find an article on the wonders of the marvelous banana? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:56 pm

^^^^

Diablo wrote:

Corona wrote:

Didn't say a darn thing about the banana. Surprised

Oh well, eat one! Dancing Banana

you be surpriced Shocked

http://www.srikumar.com/Medicine/bananas_for_good_health.htm

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

^^^ Thank you! Thats what I get for skimming. Wink

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:10 pm

Corona wrote:

Didn't say a darn thing about the banana. Surprised

Oh well, eat one!

Here's a pic of TheGreatOok eating one:

*notice his huge "manhood"

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:32 pm

That's a monkey, not an Ape, there is a difference, monkeys don't tear off your limbs and bounce you on the head in the Broken Drum on a Saturday night for being confused about the species. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 02 Aug 2009 Posts: 144

Who the hell eats lard in a sandwhich? Laughing