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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When I read the thread title, I thought you had been expelled Surprised

This is almost as bad. No more life, no more laughter, no more fun, much less libido, you will receive scam emails, many many scam emails, and no more time nor further funny lad calls. I HOPE NOT!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor Jose has no idea what a minefield he just willingly stepped into. Laughing Watch out, everyone, the only available pair of jackboots we could for him in the mod closet are a bit too tight, he's likely to get cranky after wearing them for a while.

@Jose, the ban button is the red one on the left. If you want to test it out you could look around for any squirrels that invade the forum.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations - I'm still holding out for a post one day though Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who changed my custom tag?

I'm filled with loathing.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ That's just an Everready battery

Congratulations Jose.

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Now get to work with the troll pooper-scooper

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can't think of anyone that fits any better. Wink

You are hot in green and congrats. Very Happy

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Slightlyoutofit, I"ll give you 2 guesses and the first one don't count. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations, Jose. I know you'll be a great mod, but first...finish your hilarious safari before you start pushing all those damn buttons. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats Jose, but don't let this get in the way of entertaining Uncle Michael.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy to have you aboard, Jose, now get swabbing those decks or there be no friggin in the riggin for ye, arrrrghhhhhh Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats Jose!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow. I have seen green Jack Boots before, but those Green Cowboy Boots look fetching on you, Jose....

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations Jose, I think.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The boots get comfier after you've worn them a few times, and please be in to pay the milkman on Thursdays.

Other than that, congratulations! Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

ONE LUV, HERMANO.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

when you appear before the commission in The Hague

"I was only following orders" will not be admissable as a line of defence

congrats anyway Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations, Jose!
You'll now have to change your avatar from bucking a bronco to fuc...ummhhh...hmmm..ahhh... a goat. Yeah, that's what I meant, a goat, change it to a goat. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats! And be aware of a crazy squirrel riding up your leg!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing to see here, now move along.

Click! Twisted Evil



Thanks for the welcome guys/gals!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmmm I see our new mod has a trigger happy little finger. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Yes he does! Now that it is open, I will trash it with a picture of a strange looking cat. Never underestimate the power of the proletariat Jose.

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Edit: What the hell, I will even throw in a picture of David Berkowitz.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've always wondered if its a shiny button or a key that you turn to the right to lock and to the left to unlock.

Congrats JC.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats on your first Lock...

...then Unlock...

Whats next?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

FrumpyBB wrote:
When I read the thread title, I thought you had been expelled Surprised


That's what I first thought too.

Congratulations Jose!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats!

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