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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:05 pm |
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Captain Mal seems to have fallen into the hands of another scammer and the real Lads aren't happy!
It began with this line tucked away at the end of a message:
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I've cc'd Mr Wilson about this. I forwarded your first message but he hasn't replied yet. |
Confusion followed:
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What exactly are you talking about... and who is this Wilson you are talking about? And what is your relationship with him. Because you are confuse and you need some to tell you that you are dealing with a transaction worth over US$9.4M united state dollars which you chose to receive your fund through a courier diplomatic home service delivery ON 23-07-09. ...So you have to be careful to avoid involve impostors in this transaction. |
The date, BTW, was nearly a week past when he wrote!
Mal wasn't impressed:
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J3ffr3y W1ls0n - your PA - HELLO - don't you people ever communicate?
As it is your so-called courier delivery is a week late! I'm glad that Mr Wilson agreed to a proper transfer because you clearly don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. |
Then all of a sudden another J3ffr3y W1ls0n was on the case, urging Mal to send money ($2800).
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This is to bring to your notice that the board of directors of this bank have concluded with the final endorsement regarding your contract payment which is now in our telex wire electronic voucher transfer, and the transfer has been delayed because your account is not accepting the wire transfer because your account is not yet activated to carry out the transfer.
Meanwhile, you are required to transfer $2,800 for the re-activation transfer cost of your account to enable the wire status completed in the next 48hours. |
Mal's response:
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What the Sam Frick is going on here? My account is very much active - my VA pension goes in same time every month! I don't what this bafflegab is about my account needing activation. |
I then write to the Banker Lad and the real J3ffr3y W1ls0n:
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We have an imposter here. I don't know how the Sam Frick he did this, but he's in the system. Fortunately he doesn't have the password protocols, so all's well. |
Then the Banker Lad gets this - with some familiar insults!
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U R PURE STAGNANT ILLETRATE COMON STREET THAWTH VERGABON.
U SHULD BE ASHAM UR STUPID DEAD LIVIG CORPSE...
U R A STUPID NICAMPO & SPOSED GO HANG URSELF |
The Banker Lad isn't pleased:
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YOU ARE SO AROGANT BY STATING THIS WORDS TO ME LIKE THAT INFACT YOU ARE MORE THAN MORRON. |
He tries to act like nothing's happened when writing to Mal, but the fake J3ffr3y W1ls0n is anxious:
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you are advice to make the payment as instructed and stop arguing with this office because your account have never received $5m before and it cannot accept the huge amount of $7.5m so you are advice to send the $2800 for your account re-activation as instructed and get back to me with the reference numbers. |
I bet this from the real J3ffr3y won't help their mood:
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SO U SAI I AM MORRON THEN WAT R U?
RENODLS GET NOTIN FROM U NOW HE IS MINE SO THAT NAKES U WHUT? MAKES U EPIC FAIL U BASTED SON OF CRAK HO
I GOT UR DOLLA 2800 SO GO SUK TURIST DICK COS U NOW MY BICH
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:26 pm |
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bafflegab
I sent this to my newly appointed bank manager, the previous one was sacked because she didn't notice her email account had been hacked
Again good sir may I congratulate you on your appointment and I look forward to your swift and hopefully confibulated approval of my suggestion |
_________________ X 27
i am tired and i am waisting my morning
i am tired of all these rusbish, i am waisiting my time andf mone
Ok i will try and take the form to my staff members, once i get the form filled, i am not ready to fill another form, make sure that this is all the forms, i am going to fill them and once i get them done, i will not fill another form
If you see how i was insulted in the western union office, you will pitty me - nope you're wrong there pal |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:00 pm |
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I just love a good chop-chop, and a well-pissed off and freaked out lad. Starts my day out right. |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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<---TS certified. |
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pablo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 366
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Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:59 pm |
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The best bank chop is when the bank details are modified in an email from the lad and we ask him to verify the bank details. He indignantly declares that we should try again. All this takes about the time to kill an account.
After again saying "Nope didn't work" after retrying, I once got 6 messages in 11 minutes telling me that there had been a mistake. "He noticed"
"Lads in full panic mode - priceless"
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