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First big bait...let me know your thought if you have a sec?!

Cpt Bullsh1t wrote:
To: Dr B
From: Cpt Bullsh1t
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
I got your mail and most thank for your kind heart to help me and see that
my dreams come's through. Brother first I like to let you know that the
trunk box is still in Iraq and will be shipped to Africa at your order and
instructions. yes you might wonder what I mean by this, It is because the
company who will carry out the shipment told me that since I bought a One
way Tag for the shipment that when it gets to Africa that there's need for
renewal of the Tags so as to enable a free flow of the trunk box to your
country and address. The trunk box will have to be shipped to Africa first
due to lesser security there.

So I will also like you to know that this transaction needs an ultmost
confidence as i dont want it made known to any security Agent here in Iraq
or Africa or even your country so that I dont loose the trunk box. I got
this fund in Iraq in one of our storm checks in Iraq in Saddems house, and
i got the fund with one of my superiors who is of a blessed memories now,
he died in one of the bomb blast in Iraq.

So brother having said all this I will like you to please confirm to me if
you can be able to renew the 2 tags when the trunk box gets to Africa. And
the tags are 1. Custom Tag and 2 Non inspection tag to enable it a free
flow to your country and address, and I know it will not cost much to get
there in Africa. At the confirmation of this through your next mail to me
I will send to you the company contact in Africa where this shipment is
going first so that you can contact them and have the transaction done with
them. Also will like you to send to me your full contact details and phone
numbers so that I can be able to know you more.

Hope to reading from you soonest,

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Reply...

Dr B wrote:
To: Cpt Bullsh1t
From: Dr B
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Capt. Rite

Can you explain why the package needs to go to Africa first? Can't it
just be sent direct? That would be easier I'm sure?

Hope this message finds you and your men well? Are you involved in any
duties at the moment?

Kind Regards

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To which we get...

Cpt Bullsh1t wrote:
To: Dr B
From: Cpt Bullsh1t
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Dear,

I got your mail and the question you ask there. Yes you want to know why
the trunk box is going to Africa. You and I knows that sending the trunk
box to USA will be a great risk due to the high level of seucrity there and
Europe the same so according to the company considering that Iraq where the
trunk box is coming from has been know for it nature and role in terrorism,
Africa is the only safe place that it can shipped to due to lesser security
there, and this is why it was done that way to make sure it goes out of
Iraq soonest,

Again I have goten the Tags needed for the shipment from Iraq to Africa and
the tags is just oneway to Africa and this is why the Tags must have to be
renewed in Africa to enable it a free flow to you in your country.

I am still on duty active one indeed so this is why I cannot do it my self.
Please I will like you to send to me you full contact and your telephone
number so that I can be able to send it to the company and also make a
formal introduction that you are the one they should deal with in this
transaction as you are coming from me.

Thanks and best Rgds.

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So I send...

Dr B wrote:
To: Cpt Bullsh1t
From: Dr B
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Capt. Write

Thank you for explaining that to me - I'm getting a little slow these
days! Do you think there will be a problem with the security when the
box gets to my country? The security there must be much higher?
Actually, will the lower security in Africa be a problem - there is no
danger of the shipment being stolen or violated is there?

If you can assure me that these issues will not be a problem then I'm
sure I can arrange the Tags to be renwewed once the shipment reaches
Africa.

I hope you are well - how are your men? I expect you are a great Capt.

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Cpt Bullsh1t wrote:
To: Dr B
From: Cpt Bullsh1t
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Dear Friend,

I got your mail and how are you today? Please be assured that there will
not be any problem once the Tags are renewed as explained by the company.
You only need to have a word with the company on where they will ship the
consignment to you and this is why I have been asking you to send to me
your full details so that I can send it to the company before the trunk box
gets there so that they can start the process at once.

I guarante you that about the security there's no problem. This the
importance of the tags to be renewed. I will be waiting for your mail of
confirmation so that I can ask the company here to carry out the shipment
if possible today so that before Thursday or Friday the trunk box must have
been in the company office there in Africa.

At the reciept of your mail I will send to you the company contact in
Africa so that you can contact them about the shipment.

I am fine and there's no problem.

Thanks,

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Dr B wrote:
To: Cpt Bullsh1t
From: Dr B
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Goodday Capt Righte

Glad to hear you are fine.

I am happy to proceed but can you give me a rough idea of what the
replacement Tags will cost me when the shipment gets to Africa before
you send it, just so I know how much money I may have to move around.

Thanks

P.S. What sort of missions are you doing at the moment?

With Regards.

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Cpt Bullsh1t wrote:
To: Dr B
From: Cpt Bullsh1t
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Dear Friend,

I got your mail and all the content well understood. Yes I have arrange for
all the movement from here Iraq waiting for your orders. About the amount
of the Tags as the company told me when I ask them from there office here
in Iraq they told me it will cost 4800$ to get and believe me this is the
only expenses attarched to this shipment. So what they said is that when
once this is paid then they have no option than to make the shipment to you
any where you are in the world.

I will be waiting for your mail of confirmations so that I can be able to
instruct the company here to carry out the shipment.

Best regards,

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<h3>Dr B</h3>
To: Cpt Bullsh1t
From: Dr B
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Dear Sgt. Wright

OKay, that seems a bit expensive but I can sort that out with the
shipping company later. JUst one more thing before you arrange the
transfer to africa, do I need to pay in dollars or can I pay in the
local currency? The exchange rate might be better and therefore it might
cost us less.

Regards

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<h3>Cpt Bullsh1t</h3>
To: Dr B
From: Cpt Bullsh1t
Subject: Dear Doc
Body:
Dear Friend,

I got your mail and also all that you explain in it. Realy about the
currency it will be paid with. I think you can ask the company about that
as I dont know how they oparet.

Now I will want to give to you company contacts so that you contact the
company and have this things sorted out with them. Below is the contact of
the company and also the information of the trunk box:

ECO DIPLOM4TIC AND S3CURITY COMP4NY-Abidjan CI.
Email: ( e.d.sec@[email protected] )
Email: ( ecodiplom@[email protected] )
Contact person: DR P3T3R M4THINS,
Director of operation,
Tel: 002250721289x
Fax: 002250156085x

Trunk Box Info below:

SECURITY CODE NAM/ST/BS/CCP/00111
DEPOSIT CODE 244/CCP/212/4400
DEPOSIT CODE YXZ/CCP
SERIES /CCP/Z405PMZ/ NUMBER /223/CP/211
ITEM / ONE TRUNK BOX.

Do well to contact them and have a word with them while I instruct the
compay here to carry out the shipment by today or tomorrow.

Best Rgds,

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Finally got the good capt out of the way - now on to the security company. thinking of using my status of World Famous explorer and adventurer of persueding the Capt to inlcude a few treasures from saddam's horde for a few extra dolars, but I will obviously need certificates of authenticity for any such treasures before they go in my museum.

Any thoughts on how to cause this ass-clown further hardship?

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