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I've decided this will be my reply to scam letters from now on:
Please, you need my urgent reply!
A fortune is waiting, cash piled sky high!
You say you have money from your dead client;
Now on my services, you are reliant.
If I would but fake to be next of kin;
Much wealth will I supposedly win!
With English written like some exotic hash,
You speak of your client's most terrible plane crash.
If all this is true, than I must tell you,
I have a nice bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
So sorry, lad, but I'm no stupid mugu,
I know for a fact you are full of doo-doo.
I'm not going to travel to Burkina-Faso,
Nor pay your fake lawyer to take my place-o,
I won't send you money through Western Union;
So keep your "barrister", "informations","demurrage" and "dear one."
I pray you'll give up scams, and some day start trying
To make a living, without all this lying.
But as with hoping for funds from your client's death,
I certainly will not be holding my breath.
With Most Sincerely and Beneficially,
_________________ Name:Blutus Gator
Address:the C-14 canal
Occupation:Small Wildlife Control Specialist
Hobbies:swimming,eating small animals,visiting relatives in the New York City sewers, helping people retrieve money from dead humans ("Not ones I killed myself; I prefer small rabbits and rarely eat humans.")
Yastreb Demented Opportunist
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:01 pm
I don't think you'll be getting many trophies then...
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
"I aim to misbehave."
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x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
x 8: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert/Frank Chukwu
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